Drizzt v Legolas, Drizzt and Legolas battle for beer!

[Billions Vines]

Imagine a bar that exists in the middle of two worlds. We'll call it...

The Bar That Exists In The Middle Of Two Worlds (TBTEITMOTW). It has two entrances, one leads to Middle Earth, the other leads to the Forgotten Realms. All of the TBTEITMOTW regulars are happily drinking their ale. When, all of a sudden...

Heroic Drow hero Drizzt D'urn walks through the Forgotten Realm doorway. He orders a special batch of the barkeep's Elven Brew and places three silver coins on the bar to pay. But the barkeep informs Drizzt;

"Sorry, just sold the last mug to that fellow over there."

He points to a hooded figure across the room. Drizzt squints at the hooded figure and recognises him as none other than Legolas! He leaps over the room and demands that Legolas relinquish his mug of Elven Brew! Legolas bursts from his hooded garb, now clad in his usual green attire, holding his bow and sword. Drizzt pulls out his two scimitars.

Oh yeah. It's ON.

So who will win the mug of Elven Brew? Legolas or Drizzt?

[Drakmord]

i'd root for legolas puely because hes awesome

although drizzt with 2 scimitars its definately on but i'd still go for legolas

[Billions Vines]

You just have to hope that Legolas can draw his bow in the time it takes for Drizzt to lunge across the room with his scimitars. I predict some hard core sword-fighting! Legolas is pretty good with his short sword, but he won't be able to beat Drizzt in a sword-fight. He'll have to hold Drizzt off and perform some kind of daredevil acrobatic trick, this will give him some distance from Drizzt and hopefully enough time to get out the bow & arrow.

But whoever wins, I think the whole bar is going to be destroyed. Since that will destroy the beer, in a way they both lose.

[Drakmord]

even if the bar was destroyed i would still love to see the fight, granted the sword fight would be awkward for legolas but if he could gain a lil distance the bow would do some good

[Billions Vines]

After some thought, I came to the conclusion that such a fight could never take place. Drizzt and Legolas could not be in the same place at once because the fabric of space-time cannot cope with that level of awesome.

It's like Mr.T and Chuck Norris, only with elves...