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Because Moony thought it would be a good idea for me to have an outlet besides finding the nearest witch and luring her into a broom closet like I'm some villain from a nursery rhyme, when he's the big bad wolf. <br><br>I think I'll just be obnoxious and talk about who I've shagged snogged in broom closets anyway in case he finds this. AND FEELS A NEED TO TAKE MY ADVICE, MERLIN FORBID.<br><br> As for any lioness, eagle, or badgerette that comes lurking into my dormitory for other reasons than a good shag, feel free to leave this be as it greatly lessens any chance of me getting to sleep with you.</div>[/DOHTML]