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13 Pagan Commandments| Lady Kurapika |
 Posted: Feb 20 2007, 07:38 PM
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 Wiccan Kitten  Group: High Priest/Priestess Posts: 128 Member No.: 1 Joined: 1-January 06  |
01. Thou shall not turn thy ex into a frog.
02. Thou shall not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for thou are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. 03. Thou shall not laugh at nekked snow sprites. 04. Thou shall not get drunk with thy Goddess's wine. 05. Thou shall not sacrifice thy little sister. 06. Thou shall not go running around proclaiming thy witchhood if thy are in times of burning. 07. Thou shall not question the word of thy High Priestess - She is God. 08. Thou shall not laugh at being nekked at coven - thou shall be killed. 09. Thou shall not commit to signing anything that declares any single person as thy lord and savior. 10. Thou shall not invoke thy Watchtowers only to say "never mind". 11. Thou shall not burn enough candles to burn thy house down. 12. Thou shall not have the magickal name "Sir Stinky Fartsalot". 13. Thou shall not call coven only for laughs. Do all the good you can, By all the means you can, In all the ways you can, In all the places you can, At all the times you can, To all the people you can, As long as ever you can.  I thought this was so hilarious! I didn't write it but still! --------------------  |
     
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| specimen |
Posted: Feb 20 2007, 07:44 PM
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 a pseudonym to fool him Group: High Priest/Priestess Posts: 147 Member No.: 2 Joined: 1-January 06 |
X'D Oh, I just love number ten!
I'll have to send these on to my best friend's husband - he won't be quite so amused. >:D -------------------- I'm a deathrockin', RPG gamin', slash lovin', Seshat worshippin', scruffy goth from England. ;D
I am a "mod" for this forum so feel free to ask for help at any point. last.fm | Writhe and Shine | greatestjournal | The Elder Scrolls.com  |
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| Deadendsaint |
Posted: Feb 24 2007, 04:15 AM
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 The essence of fire Group: Witches Posts: 369 Member No.: 19 Joined: 22-March 06 |
Lmao, that's great!
-------------------- As we grow up, we learn that even the one person, that wasn't
supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. MGL all around!!! (much goth love) |
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| Castmia |
Posted: Apr 13 2008, 10:44 PM
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 Newcommer  Group: Witches Posts: 6 Member No.: 96 Joined: 13-April 08 |
But if she were God, then that would be she is a he. =P Should it not be Goddess? Eh, just had to say that. x'D
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