KENTUCKY RED: Okay, I've had enough.
KENTUCKY RED: No really, I'm putting my foot down.
KENTUCKY RED: You kids who want to collect my feathers, fine. Go ahead.
KENTUCKY RED: Just wait until they fall out first. It hurts if they're pulled out.
KENTUCKY RED: Also, I'm getting tired of people stalking me in the showers.
KENTUCKY RED: Thank you

CountryGirl: I'll be sure to cancel that order of an Indian head dress now that I know the feathers are coming from.

KENTUCKY RED: Oh God, please tell me you haven't been encouraging them.
KENTUCKY RED: You don't catch me going around and pulling your hair out!

CountryGirl: How was I suppose to know they were using your feathers!?
CountryGirl: If it makes you feel any better, I have some muffins if you want some?

KENTUCKY RED: Where else do you thing big, red feathers come from in this place?
KENTUCKY RED: And how does your brain jump from indian headdresses to carbs anyway?

CountryGirl: Uuuh owls or something?
CountryGirl: Weeeeeell
CountryGirl: When I get people angry I just offer them muffins
CountryGirl: Muffins fix everything!
CountryGirl: And what kind of boy worries about carbs?

KENTUCKY RED: Owls. Owls. Seriously?
KENTUCKY RED: I'm guessing your biology grades aren't that great.
KENTUCKY RED: And I wasn't worrying. Just because I happen to know which food group muffins belong in.
KENTUCKY RED: ...what kind of muffins are we talking here?

CountryGirl: I was home schooled
CountryGirl: My house was too far from any schools, and Pa always let me skip lessons to work on the farm
CountryGirl: Education wasn't really put in high esteem
CountryGirl: And suuuuuuure, "food group"
CountryGirl: You can have any kind of muffin yah want. I brought a whole box of ingredients from home

KENTUCKY RED: Home-schooled. This suddenly explains a lot.
KENTUCKY RED: So you bake, then. Any other hobbies aside from that and barging into strangers' rooms?

CountryGirl: What's that suppose to mean!?
CountryGirl: And I rock climb,
CountryGirl: castrate livestock,
CountryGirl: ride horses,
CountryGirl: and destroy Mr. Bear's property

KENTUCKY RED: It means you don't act like someone who's suffered through high school.
KENTUCKY RED: Castrate--. Okay. The only reason that isn't that weird to me is 'cause I'm a Cornhusker myself.
KENTUCKY RED: I still probably wouldn't advertise that though.
KENTUCKY RED: Wait, what did you do to Adam?

CountryGirl: I wish I could have gone to high school.
CountryGirl: I would have started this year, but then I came here instead.
CountryGirl: We never had any corn, had cotton though
CountryGirl: And why shouldn't you be proud of your roots?
CountryGirl: Huh?
CountryGirl: Who?

KENTUCKY RED: High school was...an experience.
KENTUCKY RED: I wouldn't want to repeat it.
KENTUCKY RED: I wasn't saying to hide your roots - I was just saying that the average New Yorker gets a bit squeamish where castrating a bull and then eating what you cut off is concerned.
KENTUCKY RED: Adam? Guy who lives next door to me?
KENTUCKY RED: Mutant power lets him turn into a bear?

CountryGirl: Was it that bad?
CountryGirl: Or was it a mutant thing?
CountryGirl: Thanks for giving me a new topic to bring up during dinner!
CountryGirl: Adam?
CountryGirl: Never met the guy

KENTUCKY RED: It was just a human thing.
KENTUCKY RED: Though I don't imagine that being a mutant helped.
KENTUCKY RED: I spent a lot of time tying my wings down with duct tape.
KENTUCKY RED: Wait, so if you've never met Adam...who's Mr Bear?

CountryGirl: That sounds like it hurt!
CountryGirl: And
CountryGirl: Mr. Bear is the big scary guy who lives in the forest
CountryGirl: In a cabin by the lake!

KENTUCKY RED: I definitely wouldn't advise it.
KENTUCKY RED: Wait.
KENTUCKY RED: Waitwaitwait.
KENTUCKY RED: Mr. Bear = Logan?
KENTUCKY RED: And you destroy his property?
KENTUCKY RED: And it's, what, your second day here?
KENTUCKY RED: ...wow.

CountryGirl: Sadly I don't have wings to duck tape
CountryGirl: Okay, waiting
CountryGirl: I guess that's his real name
CountryGirl: Yeah, so what if I did?
CountryGirl: Hey, it was an accident.

KENTUCKY RED: You're insane. Logan is...kind of scary.
KENTUCKY RED: And he's dangerous. He's one of the best X-men for a reason.
KENTUCKY RED: How'd you get away with it?

CountryGirl: Well no one's ever called me smart or sane
CountryGirl: And, I think he's kind of funny
CountryGirl: But I was raised around his type
CountryGirl: I didn't "get away with it"
CountryGirl: I have to help him rebuild it
CountryGirl: Besides, not like it's my fault my powers aren't stable

KENTUCKY RED: Funny? I'm pretty sure people have stopped keeping count of the number of people he's killed.
KENTUCKY RED: I certainly wouldn't want to have been the one who destroyed his home. He's kinda private.
KENTUCKY RED: ...bummer about your powers though. What are they?
KENTUCKY RED: The wings ain't exactly subtle, but I've never destroyed anything with them.
KENTUCKY RED: (My voice on the other hand...)

CountryGirl: I've lost count of the amount of chickens I've killed
CountryGirl: Does that count?
CountryGirl: He's private?
CountryGirl: But he lives in such a pretty place
CountryGirl: My mutation is being able to control elements
CountryGirl: So far I got nitrogen and carbon down
CountryGirl: I got to learn that Mr. Bear's house isn't diamond proof
CountryGirl: Nor does it not get weak when frozen

KENTUCKY RED: For the record, chickens =/= people.
KENTUCKY RED: So it doesn't count.
KENTUCKY RED: Diamond, huh? Is that why the Professor brought you here?
KENTUCKY RED: Are you going to fund a new wing of the Mansion or something?

CountryGirl: Chickens are people too!
CountryGirl: Ima start a chicken's right group!
CountryGirl: Wait, didn't he bring me here because I'm a mutant
CountryGirl: Why would I fund a new wing?
CountryGirl: Oh yeah!
CountryGirl: You mentioned X-men earlier
CountryGirl: Who are they?
CountryGirl: Do they dress as giant x's and sing show tunes?
CountryGirl: Like the blue men?

KENTUCKY RED: Oh God, you're not a vegetarian, are you?
KENTUCKY RED: Though if you are, Miss Munroe will be happy - she's wussy and doesn't eat meat either.
KENTUCKY RED: fbhlwvgb HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO THE X-MEN ARE? HOW.
KENTUCKY RED: THEY ARE ONLY THE MOST AWESOME GROUP OF MUTANTS.
KENTUCKY RED: EVER.

CountryGirl: No, I love meat.
CountryGirl: I'm practically a carnivore.
CountryGirl: Hmm
CountryGirl: Maybe an animals right group wouldn't be my scene
CountryGirl: ...
CountryGirl: Golly!
CountryGirl: They must be awesome if they have such a pretty fan boy!
CountryGirl: Up until two days ago, I had never even left my country, let alone my farm more than a handful of times.
CountryGirl: How am I suppose to know about these x-people?

KENTUCKY RED: ONE: I AM NOT PRETTY.
KENTUCKY RED: TWO: THEY'RE X-MEN, NOT X-PEOPLE.
KENTUCKY RED: THREE: IF IT WASN'T FOR THEM, HALF THE MUTANTS IN THE WORLD WOULDN'T BE ALIVE.
KENTUCKY RED: FOUR: ANYBODY WHO'S ANYBODY WANTS TO BECOME ONE OF THEM WHEN THEY GRADUATE.
KENTUCKY RED: ...ahem. So yeah. The X-men are pretty fly.

CountryGirl: Uuh you kind of are
CountryGirl: Long flowing hair, soft skin, and those dainty little eye brows...
CountryGirl: Yeah, you're basically a chick with a big chin and abs
CountryGirl: Any who!
CountryGirl: So what do these X-Men do exactly?
CountryGirl: Are they like comic book super heroes?
CountryGirl: Go flying around in a big jet fighting some "brotherhood"
CountryGirl: Get realistic!
CountryGirl: Oh wait, I'm in a mutant school right now.
CountryGirl: Guess realism kind of takes a back seat here

KENTUCKY RED: There is NOTHING dainty about me.
KENTUCKY RED: ...okay, so I'm a little skinny.
KENTUCKY RED: But, like you said, I have abs. And I'm stronger than you look!
KENTUCKY RED: ...actually, that's pretty much what they do.
KENTUCKY RED: But they do more than that as well.
KENTUCKY RED: It's not all big, epic battles - they're really fighting for mutant rights as well. The Professor doesn't want any more muties lynched by ignorant humans.

CountryGirl: Mhm
CountryGirl: Compared to my older brothers
CountryGirl: You're a toothpick
CountryGirl: But you didn't have years of farm work to help y-
CountryGirl: HEY
CountryGirl: What's that suppose to mean?
CountryGirl: Not as strong as I look?
CountryGirl: Wait, really?
CountryGirl: That's actually pretty fucking cool
CountryGirl: Mutant rights?
CountryGirl: There's an issue with those?

KENTUCKY RED: See, you drive me to messing up my words. Dammit.
KENTUCKY RED: I'm stronger than *I* look, I meant.
KENTUCKY RED: But seriously, kid, have you been loving under a rock this entire time?
KENTUCKY RED: Maybe they accept mutants where you come from, but not everywhere else.
KENTUCKY RED: Some people think we're inferior to normal people. Freaks. That we don't deserve the same rights as the rest of the population.
KENTUCKY RED: And, it sucks, but those are still better than the ones that think the world would be a better place if we were all exterminated.

CountryGirl: Not my fault you can't catchy our grammar
CountryGirl: I wasn't loving under a rock
CountryGirl: I was living in a farm with a father who practically scorned the outside world.
CountryGirl: The only people around my home for miles are my siblings and parents
CountryGirl: Thus, I only really know how they reacted
CountryGirl: That sounds like my brother actually.
CountryGirl: Hey
CountryGirl: What was your home like?

KENTUCKY RED: Sorry to say it, but if that's the case then your brother's a douche.
KENTUCKY RED: My home?
KENTUCKY RED: ...big.
KENTUCKY RED: I have nine brothers and sisters.
KENTUCKY RED: Four of them are mutants as well.
KENTUCKY RED: People back home...well, they didn't like our family much.

CountryGirl: Nah, he's just shy
CountryGirl: I have three brothers
CountryGirl: Had to share a room with one
CountryGirl: Wow!
CountryGirl: Really?
CountryGirl: I was the only one in my family
CountryGirl: There were no people to like or dislike my family
CountryGirl: But we were such an old family, no one would even say anything if we did live near a town

KENTUCKY RED: The Guthries were an old family too.
KENTUCKY RED: That didn't stop them from trying to march on us like we were Dracula or something.
KENTUCKY RED: It's because of that I found out I had a healing factor, actually.

CountryGirl: I saw that movie!
CountryGirl: It was cool -w-~
CountryGirl: Wait
CountryGirl: They attacked you?!
CountryGirl: Gah!
CountryGirl: Maybe it's a good thing we were pretty much hermits
CountryGirl: At least then only my mum and brother hated me
CountryGirl: Though pretty sure pa was always angsty around me

KENTUCKY RED: They shot me through the heart, actually.
KENTUCKY RED: ...sorry about your mom and brother though.
KENTUCKY RED: My family's pretty chill about the wing thing.
KENTUCKY RED: Though half of them are mutants too, so it probably doesn't count.

CountryGirl: Ouch
CountryGirl: My dad keeps a gun, but no one is allowed to touch it
CountryGirl: He started carrying it around more recently..
CountryGirl: Oh don't worry
CountryGirl: I deserve it

KENTUCKY RED: We're from the South.
KENTUCKY RED: I thought everyone carried a gun.
KENTUCKY RED: And no, you don't deserve it, dammit.
KENTUCKY RED: At least not if they're hating you just because you were born different.
KENTUCKY RED: Or do you 'deserve it' for a different reason?

CountryGirl: I don't know everyone
CountryGirl: So I can't say for sure
CountryGirl: Hehe, he's my brother
CountryGirl: It's natural for siblings close in age to argue, isn't it?