UFC 81

[murphy16]

I decided to sim the main fights at UFC 81 to see who would win.


The fight starts, with the weight advantage for Brock Lesnar
Brock Lesnar looks at the ground while he does his calming exercises. He knows he can not fail this night.
Frank Mir looks like he has been waiting for this fight forever.

ROUND 1
***0:04
Frank Mir is holding the fence.
The referee warns Frank Mir
Frank Mir stuffs the takedown from Brock Lesnar.
***0:13
Lesnar tries to strike within the clinch, but nothing is effective.
***0:27
Brock Lesnar has his back against the fence. Both fighters dirty box!
***0:48
Brock Lesnar has found an opening in the defense of Mir, landing a big uppercut. Mir is wobbling!
***1:11
Frank Mir seems to be hesitating a bit.
Both fighters clinch. Lesnar attempts a trip...good balance demonstrated by Mir.
***1:29
The fighters clinch, but neither seems to have an advantage.
***1:47
A big unorthodox kick from Frank Mir whizzes past Lesnar.
***1:57
Brock Lesnar stuffs the takedown from Frank Mir.
***2:17
Frank Mir seems to be hesitating a bit.
Frank Mir is studying his opponent.
***2:34
Brock Lesnar stuffs the takedown from Frank Mir.
***2:44
Mir is attempting a submission.
***2:53
Brock Lesnar doesn't look like he's worried at all.
Brock Lesnar's feint doesn't fool Mir.
***3:11
Good takedown attempt by Lesnar but Mir manages to stay on his feet!
***3:31
Frank Mir shoots on Lesnar and takes him down!
***3:34
Frank Mir is getting absolutely schooled in MMA 101 here.
Frank Mir is in the guard of Lesnar
Lesnar is working on the ground
***3:48
Frank Mir listens to the advice from his corner.
Frank Mir is in the guard of Lesnar
Lesnar tries to improve his ground position
***4:00
Frank Mir is in the north-south position over Lesnar
It looks like Frank Mir is letting time go by to prepare his next move.
***4:04
Frank Mir is in the guard of Lesnar
Frank Mir seems content to just let the time pass on the ground.
***4:28
Frank Mir is in the guard of Lesnar
Both fighters take breaths on the ground.
***4:52
Frank Mir is in the guard of Lesnar
Both fighters are stuck on the ground.
***5:00
The ref stand the fighters up. The round is over.

ROUND 2
***0:15
Good front kick that sends Frank Mir stumbling back.
Mir falls to the ground from the blow.
***0:20
Frank Mir is getting absolutely schooled in MMA 101 here.
Brock Lesnar has his opponent on the ground.
The fighters are on the mat.
***0:27
Brock Lesnar is in the closed guard of Mir
Frank Mir takes advantage of the situation to take a breather.
***0:34
Brock Lesnar is in the closed guard of Mir
The fighters are on the mat.
The ref tells them to get back up. The fight resumes standing up.
***0:49
Brock Lesnar is breathing heavy.
Frank Mir looks like he's in good shape.
Lesnar lifts his opponent off the ground, and barrels forward spiking his opponent on his head!
***0:52
Frank Mir is getting absolutely schooled in MMA 101 here.
Frank Mir looks like he's in good shape.
Brock Lesnar is in the midguard of Mir
Brock Lesnar takes advantage of the situation to take a breather.
***1:05
Brock Lesnar is in the midguard of Mir
Will we see any action? The crowd is starting to boo. Frank Mir is being very passive on the ground.
***1:18
Brock Lesnar is in the midguard of Mir
Lesnar is managing to improve his ground position
***1:34
Brock Lesnar is in the midguard of Mir
Not much action on the mat from either fighter. The crowd is booing.
***1:49
Brock Lesnar is in the midguard of Mir
Lesnar gets the rear mount! This is bad! Lesnar is just pounding on the side of Frank Mir's head like he's a training dummy! The referee is going to stop it!
***1:55
Frank Mir seems to be hesitating a bit.
Brock Lesnar is in side control of Mir
Lesnar controls the situation on the ground in spite of the attempts of Mir escaping
***2:18
Brock Lesnar is in side control of Mir
Brock Lesnar seems content to just let the time pass on the ground.
***2:39
Frank Mir looks hurt.
Brock Lesnar is in side control of Mir
Lesnar controls the situation on the ground in spite of the attempts of Mir escaping
The ref tells them to get back up. The fight resumes standing up.
***2:50
Lesnar lifts his opponent off the ground, and barrels forward spiking his opponent on his head!
***3:01
Brock Lesnar doesn't look like he's worried at all.
Brock Lesnar is in the guard of Mir
Mir improves his position over his opponent.
brilliant reversal from Mir
***3:04
Frank Mir is in the closed guard of Lesnar
Both fighters are stuck on the ground.
***3:09
Brock Lesnar doesn't look like he's worried at all.
Frank Mir listens to the advice from his corner.
Frank Mir is in the closed guard of Lesnar
Brock Lesnar seems content to just let the time pass on the ground.
***3:29
Frank Mir is in the closed guard of Lesnar
Not much effort from Lesnar to better his position!
***3:42
Frank Mir is getting absolutely schooled in MMA 101 here.
Frank Mir is in the closed guard of Lesnar
Frank Mir seems content to just let the time pass on the ground.
The ref tells them to get back up. The fight resumes standing up.
***3:48
Frank Mir listens to the advice from his corner.
Mir tries to make a submission
***4:12
Both fighters clinch. Mir attempts a trip...good balance demonstrated by Lesnar.
***4:36
Frank Mir is getting absolutely schooled in MMA 101 here.
Good takedown attempt by Mir but Lesnar manages to stay on his feet!
***4:54
Lesnar receives a solid kick right below his ribs.
Lesnar has a back injury.
***4:56
Good exchange between the two with Frank Mir clearly getting the better of it.
***5:00
The ref stops the fighters. The round is over.

ROUND 3
***0:04
Lesnar goes up, and comes down hard! Mir with a brilliant and brutal slam!
***0:29
Frank Mir has his opponent on all fours while he holds his head.
Mir delivers a flurry of punches with a lot of them hitting Lesnar's defense.
***0:48
Frank Mir is in full mount on Lesnar
Mir tries to make a submission
***1:13
Frank Mir doesn't look like he's worried at all.
Frank Mir has his opponent on all fours while he holds his head.
Mir controls the situation on the ground in spite of the attempts of Lesnar escaping
***1:33
Frank Mir has his opponent on all fours while he holds his head.
Mir is looking to end this fight as he starts to pound away at Brock Lesnar, who is barely covering up!
Lesnar's right eye is swollen.
***1:57
Frank Mir has his opponent on all fours while he holds his head.
Mir improves his position over his opponent.
***2:03
Brock Lesnar seems to be hesitating a bit.
Frank Mir has his opponent on all fours while he holds his head.
Mir leaps and drills Brock Lesnar's face with a huge right hand! What impact!
Brock Lesnar is taking some vicious elbows from Mir! This is a bloody affair! Brock Lesnar taps, and who could blame him?!
Frank Mir wins by submission.

******Statistics for Brock Lesnar*******
Punches: 5/10 50%
Kicks: 2/2 100%
Clinch blows: 3/7 43%
Takedowns: 2/5 40%
Submissions: 0/0 0%
GnP blows: 3/3 100%
Average damage: 2.42
Time on the ground: 373/703 53%

******Statistics for Frank Mir*******
Punches: 5/10 50%
Kicks: 1/2 50%
Clinch blows: 0/3 0%
Takedowns: 2/6 33%
Submissions: 3/4 75%
GnP blows: 29/29 100%
Average damage: 0.88
Time on the ground: 378/703 54%

Frank Mir Wins here and he will win again tomorrow i just dont see Brock having the skills to beat Frank

[murphy16]

Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira is calm in his corner. He looks convinced of his possibilities.
Tim Sylvia looks a bit nervous.

ROUND 1
***0:02
Tim Sylvia looks like he's in good shape.
Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira tries to stomp on Sylvia's feet while in the clinch.
***0:22
Multiple well placed knees from Sylvia! How many knees can Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira take? Brilliant performance by Sylvia!
Minotauro's right eye is swollen.
***0:44
Minotauro doesn't want to play Tim Sylvia's game and ducks away from the clinch.
***0:56
The fighters clinch, but neither seems to have an advantage.
***0:59
Brilliant side slam by Minotauro! Tim Sylvia is now on the ground.
***1:18
Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira is in the guard of Sylvia
Minotauro tries to make a submission
***1:32
Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira has lots of gas in his tank.
Tim Sylvia looks like he's in good shape.
Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira is in the guard of Sylvia
Fighters grapple for position on the mat.
***1:37
Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira is in the butterfly guard of Sylvia
It looks like Tim Sylvia is letting time go by to prepare his next move.
***1:54
Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira is in the guard of Sylvia
Minotauro tries to grapple
***1:56
Sylvia must tap to that triangle choke!
Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira wins by submission.

******Statistics for Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira*******
Punches: 0/0 0%
Kicks: 0/0 0%
Clinch blows: 3/3 100%
Takedowns: 1/1 100%
Submissions: 2/2 100%
GnP blows: 0/0 0%
Average damage: 1.27
Time on the ground: 49/108 45%

******Statistics for Tim Sylvia*******
Punches: 0/0 0%
Kicks: 0/0 0%
Clinch blows: 3/10 30%
Takedowns: 0/0 0%
Submissions: 0/1 0%
GnP blows: 0/0 0%
Average damage: 1.47
Time on the ground: 49/108 45%

I think this one is right as well Nog is gonna kill Sylvia and Tim Sylvia is the biggest fag ever

[murphy16]

Jeremy Horn looks at the ground while he does his calming exercises. He knows he can not fail this night.
The referee ask Nathan Marquardt to remain in his corner until the fight begins.

ROUND 1
***0:12
Nathan Marquardt doesn't look like he's worried at all.
Horn tries to clinch, but Nathan Marquardt simply shoves him away.
***0:24
Both fighters clinch. Marquardt attempts a trip...good balance demonstrated by Horn.
***0:44
Nathan Marquardt tries to clinch with Horn, but Horn is too agile and gets on his bicycle.
***0:54
Both fighters clinch. Horn attempts a trip...good balance demonstrated by Marquardt.
***1:04
Nathan Marquardt has lots of gas in his tank.
Jeremy Horn throws punches at Marquardt, but Marquardt is on his bicycle...
***1:20
Jeremy Horn looks like he's in good shape.
Marquardt runs after Jeremy Horn...
***1:39
Horn tries to clinch, but Nathan Marquardt simply shoves him away.
***1:48
Nathan Marquardt's kick hits the air.
***1:51
Horn tries to block a mid kick but that kick lands on his head! Spectacular blow from Nathan Marquardt!
***1:58
Good leg kicks from Nathan Marquardt.
***2:14
Marquardt rams his hip into Jeremy Horn in an attempt to judo toss him, but he couldn't bring Horn down to the ground.
***2:29
Nathan Marquardt is landing some absolutely brutal knees to the head of Horn! The expression on Horn's corner says it all!
***2:31
Nathan Marquardt has his back against the fence. Both fighters dirty box!
***2:39
Nathan Marquardt's kick hits the air.
***2:58
Marquardt tries to strike within the clinch, but nothing is effective.
***3:07
Jeremy Horn is getting absolutely schooled in MMA 101 here.
Horn pushes off of Nathan Marquardt and starts landing a flurry of hooks and body shots!
***3:28
Nathan Marquardt looks like he's in good shape.
A big unorthodox kick from Nathan Marquardt whizzes past Horn.
***3:30
Good takedown attempt by Marquardt but Horn manages to stay on his feet!
***3:43
Good takedown from the clinch by Nathan Marquardt.
***4:01
Nathan Marquardt is in the guard of Horn
Nathan Marquardt is looking to end this fight as he starts to pound away at Horn, who is barely covering up!
***4:15
Jeremy Horn seems to be hesitating a bit.
Nathan Marquardt is in the north-south position over Horn
Horn tries to improve his ground position
***4:32
Nathan Marquardt is in the north-south position over Horn
Marquardt tries to open up Jeremy Horn's defense with punches to the body.
***4:55
Nathan Marquardt looks like he's in good shape.
Nathan Marquardt is in the guard of Horn
Horn manages to push away from Nathan Marquardt and is able to stand back up
***5:00
The ref stops the fighters. The round is over.

ROUND 2
***0:04
Horn tries to strike within the clinch, but nothing is effective.
***0:05
Horn rams his hip into Nathan Marquardt in an attempt to judo toss him, but he couldn't bring Marquardt down to the ground.
***0:07
Good front kick that sends Jeremy Horn stumbling back.
***0:14
Horn runs after Nathan Marquardt...
***0:33
Nathan Marquardt's kick hits the air.
***0:56
Marquardt grabs Jeremy Horn in a clinch and tries to knee him in the face! They land solid! Good Strikes!
***1:10
Jeremy Horn listens to the advice from his corner.
Both fighters clinch. Horn attempts a trip...good balance demonstrated by Marquardt.
***1:11
Marquardt pushes off of Jeremy Horn and starts landing a flurry of hooks and body shots!
***1:26
Nathan Marquardt is studying his opponent.
***1:41
Marquardt rams his hip into Jeremy Horn in an attempt to judo toss him, but he couldn't bring Horn down to the ground.
***1:54
Horn lifts his opponent off the ground, and barrels forward spiking his opponent on his head!
***2:14
Jeremy Horn is in the closed guard of Marquardt
Horn controls the situation on the ground in spite of the attempts of Marquardt escaping
***2:17
Nathan Marquardt doesn't look like he's worried at all.
Jeremy Horn is in the closed guard of Marquardt
Not much effort from Horn to better his position!
***2:38
Jeremy Horn is in the closed guard of Marquardt
Horn controls the situation on the ground in spite of the attempts of Marquardt escaping
***2:59
Jeremy Horn looks hurt.
Jeremy Horn is in the closed guard of Marquardt
Horn improves his position over his opponent.
***3:05
Jeremy Horn is in side control of Marquardt
Horn looks for an opening in his rival's defenses
***3:21
Jeremy Horn is in side control of Marquardt
Marquardt improves his position over his opponent.
***3:25
Jeremy Horn is in the north-south position over Marquardt
Horn is attempting a submission.
***3:41
Jeremy Horn is in the guard of Marquardt
Marquardt improves his position over his opponent.
brilliant reversal from Marquardt
***3:45
Nathan Marquardt doesn't look like he's worried at all.
Nathan Marquardt is in the closed guard of Horn
Nathan Marquardt takes advantage of the situation to take a breather.
***3:55
Nathan Marquardt is in the closed guard of Horn
Arm bar from Marquardt to Horn? Oh, it looks like Horn is able to get himself out of the hold!
***4:08
Nathan Marquardt is in the closed guard of Horn
Marquardt tries to make a submission
Horn manages to push away from Nathan Marquardt and is able to stand back up
***4:16
Horn lifts his opponent off the ground, and barrels forward spiking his opponent on his head!
***4:38
Jeremy Horn is in the guard of Marquardt
Marquardt manages to push away from Jeremy Horn and is able to stand back up
***4:50
Marquardt is taunting Jeremy Horn.
***5:00
The ref stops the fighters. The round is over.

ROUND 3
***0:22
Both fighters clinch. Marquardt attempts a trip...good balance demonstrated by Horn.
***0:37
Horn rams his hip into Nathan Marquardt in an attempt to judo toss him, but he couldn't bring Marquardt down to the ground.
***1:00
Horn lands a powerful knee to the stomach of Nathan Marquardt.
***1:18
Nathan Marquardt seems to be hesitating a bit.
Good front kick that sends Jeremy Horn stumbling back.
***1:32
Horn throws some knees to the thighs of Nathan Marquardt while in the clinch.
***1:41
Nathan Marquardt listens to the advice from his corner.
Multiple well placed knees from Marquardt! How many knees can Jeremy Horn take? Brilliant performance by Marquardt!
Horn has a cut on his chin.
***1:43
Good dirty boxing from Nathan Marquardt while he holds his opponent.
Horn's left eye is swollen.
***1:47
Nathan Marquardt doesn't look like he's worried at all.
Horn tries to strike within the clinch, but nothing is effective.
***2:01
Jeremy Horn attempts to knee Marquardt in the head but, the blows seem glancing at best.
***2:24
Inside leg kick from Marquardt that lands on Jeremy Horn's leg.
***2:27
Jeremy Horn has his back against the fence. Both fighters dirty box!
***2:32
Nathan Marquardt has lots of gas in his tank.
Horn tries to clinch, but Nathan Marquardt simply shoves him away.
***2:44
The referee tells the fighters to get busy or he'll restart the fight.
***3:00
Jeremy Horn tries to clinch with Marquardt, but Marquardt is too agile and gets on his bicycle.
***3:12
Jeremy Horn grabs Nathan Marquardt and pulls him into guard. Whoa! Sudden triangle choke locked in tight! This might be over! Marquardt lifts Horn up! Dear god! He just lifted Horn over his head and powerbombed him! What strength! Marquardt is raining down punches now!
***3:14
Jeremy Horn looks hurt.
Nathan Marquardt is in side control of Horn
Jeremy Horn seems content to just let the time pass on the ground.
***3:35
Jeremy Horn listens to the advice from his corner.
Nathan Marquardt is in side control of Horn
Horn improves his position over his opponent.
***3:57
Jeremy Horn seems to be hesitating a bit.
Nathan Marquardt is in the butterfly guard of Horn
The fighters are on the mat.
***4:22
Nathan Marquardt is in the guard of Horn
Horn manages to push away from Nathan Marquardt and is able to stand back up
***4:30
Good takedown attempt by Marquardt but Horn manages to stay on his feet!
***4:42
Nathan Marquardt looks hurt.
Good takedown attempt by Horn but Marquardt manages to stay on his feet!
***5:00
The ref stops the fighters. The fight is over.

Judge 1: Jeremy Horn, 9 9 9 : 27 points
Judge 1: Nathan Marquardt, 10 10 10 : 30 points

Judge 2: Jeremy Horn, 9 9 9 : 27 points
Judge 2: Nathan Marquardt, 10 10 10 : 30 points

Judge 3: Jeremy Horn, 10 9 9 : 28 points
Judge 3: Nathan Marquardt, 9 10 10 : 29 points
Nathan Marquardt wins by unanimous decision.

******Statistics for Jeremy Horn*******
Punches: 0/1 0%
Kicks: 2/2 100%
Clinch blows: 17/47 36%
Takedowns: 2/7 29%
Submissions: 2/2 100%
GnP blows: 0/0 0%
Average damage: 1.34
Time on the ground: 287/853 34%

******Statistics for Nathan Marquardt*******
Punches: 0/1 0%
Kicks: 5/9 56%
Clinch blows: 17/27 63%
Takedowns: 2/8 25%
Submissions: 1/2 50%
GnP blows: 5/5 100%
Average damage: 1.78
Time on the ground: 287/853 34%

I think this one may be wrong i think Jeremy Horn gonna win