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OOC: I know it's late I have a lame excuse, I know it's lame and once I explain it to Jim it'll probably sound even worse, so I wont go into it now, no now I need sleep.
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**The scene opens with the camera standing outside of a hotel door or so one would assume with the part of the door where the number would be is blurred just enough to make the numbers impossible to read. The door opens to reveal Energio Gatito: who is only covered by a towel. Energio's look turns sour as soon as he notices whose at the door**
Energio: Get the hell out of here.
Oro: Qua?
Subtitle: What?
Energio: I said get out of here? What part of that don't you understand?
**Sound starts to come from Oro but before it becomes a word Energio cuts him off**
Energio: Is it the part about why you have to bugger off? I bet it is so I'll explain, you have been consorting with the enemy and don't give me any of the old man's rhetoric, he is bloody well the enemy and you know it and if you don't then I'm surprised you're even smart enough to operate the camera because even Negro knows it.
Oro: But-
Energio: Not only that but instead of maintaining the conversation with him in Spanish you spoke with him in his native tongue? You bent to his will, I don't know what happened to you when you signed that cole SLAW contract but it changed you and not for the better, you make Xtreme Kitten, Lucy and I sick, very sick, now get the fuck away from me, go back to England and be careful to stay clear of Kitten, in fact I'd suggest only going into London when absolutely necessary.
**Oro does not move it stays fixed on Energio for a second**
Energio: You don't have to go home but you can't stay here... I'll pay you your half of the room cost at the reunion or something, so go.
**The camera turns away and starts to walk away down a generic hallway**
Energio: Oro! Oro!
**The camera spins around hoping that Energio has changed his mind. Energio walks up to the camera and grabs it**
Energio: Leave the camera with me, I'll leave it at the front desk with you're bags after later, right now I have a promo to do.
**There's a quick jolt of the camera then a huff, there is another shake of the camera as Energio adjusts it on his hand, the shot is now of Gatito Oro**
Energio: Wave goodbye to the TSW fans Oro, wave bye because you aint coming back unless you get released and get work here.
**Oro rolls his eyes and walks away Energio turns the camera to his face**
Energio: He's just shitty folks because we are like family; all the Gatito's and one Kitten are, and he's just realised he's guilty of treason. Will the rest of the Gatito's treat him the same way? Well some might, I doubt the much of the cole SLAW group will because without Goldie they'd be fucked like prison bitches on Valentine's Day and only one of them would enjoy it, hell Negro would beg for more, oh and Blanco would still find a way to be happy but I doubt he'd enjoy it. So Why did I treat him that way? Because sometimes I can be a prick for example I'm a prick when friends of mine hang around my opponents, especially opponents that are scum and kill puppies while still in the pet store.
**Energio stare at the camera for a moment in silence**
Energio: I have no proof Onikage kills puppies while in pet stores but it sounds like something that cunt would do, though he'd probably kill kittens for the symbolism or possibly fish and birds but it doesn't matter what I accuse Onikage of killing in pet stores without proof of any such happenings. What does matter is the fact that no too long from now it's going to be Onikage and I one on one in the middle of the TSW ring and the sloppy puta is going to get drilled. Xtreme Kitten says he didn't tap out that he was patting Onikage's arm and I believe him, Onikage is thinking right now: Of course you do and if Munny said that good hair makes for good wrestling you'd believe it. Well shit the jokes on you, I wouldn't believe good hair makes good wrestling, because look at Ragin' he had great hair and he ended up with a flat face, a hospital trip and a ticket to early retirement. Unlike Kitten though I wont pat your arm, I'm not going to give the official any reason outside of absolutely being in so much pain I can't fucking continue on fear of serious injury to call for a submission. That's right I just admitted I might tap out, I'm not stupid no matter what you think in that art school of horrors head of yours. I know what being too proud to give up gets you, if you're lucky it gets you a ref stoppage or knocked out on the other hand if you aren't you end up with a torn muscle, in a cast or worse and unlike: the SLAW guys, you and Kitten I don't have a downside guarantee, though I could probably live off Kitten's and he wouldn't notice. So there is no fear of me letting this match this opportunity slip into the shadows of my mind, there are no shadow for it to go into, there are curtained off areas for the adult content which a fairly spacey area in my mind. This match is staying front and centre in my mind, I want to be the very first FIW International Champion to not be under FIW contract, I want to be the reason you're doomed from the start attempt at the record for defences fails.
**Energio smiles and nods**
Energio: Yeah that would be pretty-
Guest: HEY!
**Energio and the camera spin around to show another hotel guest standing at the elevator bay with his eyes covered**
Energio: What?
Guest: It's customary to wear cloths outside of your room.
Energio: I've got a towel on
Guest: On the floor.
**There is a moment of silence**
Energio: So it is.
**The camera lowers then raises, Energio dashes back into his room shuts the door and turns the camera to his face**
Energio: I thought there was a draft in that hallway. NoGuest:w where was I? Oh right how it would be sweet to be FIW's International Champion. It'd be sweet to be paid the big money for the easier job, it really would and getting to face Xtreme Kitten in a title match on a big stage would be pretty awesome. Though those thoughts can wait right now it's all Onikage from four fifty plus one eighty degrees... that's six thirty for those doing the maths, its the sum amount of how far I spin and how far I flip when I perform what Onikage will come to now as the move I lost my title to, the Energio Special Number One! FUCK YEAH!
**End of Footage**
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