[robert oliver linwood]

{ r o b b i e } has signed in.

{ r o b b i e } : I know it's some stupid hour in the morning but surely someone must be up and online.
{ r o b b i e } : or was it just me who had a massive owl hooting at their window?

[malina alessandra polyvsky]

malinuhh. is typing...

malinuhh. : hello robbie
malinuhh. : lucky you, i just happened to be awake
malinuhh. : due to the obnoxiously loud snoring
malinuhh. : of my wonderful roommate.
malinuhh. : an owl? my, how excitng

[robert oliver linwood]

{ r o b b i e } : yes, lucky me.
{ r o b b i e } : and which wonderful room-mate would this be?
{ r o b b i e } : exciting?! it scared the shit out of me!
{ r o b b i e } : stupid owls.
{ r o b b i e } : anyway how are you this fine morning?

[malina alessandra polyvsky]

malinuhh. is typing...

malinuhh. : hmm. i think it'd be better if i didn't name any names.
malinuhh. : because she would most likely kick my ass
malinuhh. : that should help you out with who it is =)
malinuhh. : i think i would have liked to see that robbie XD
malinuhh. : did you happen to catch it on tape?
malinuhh. : and i'm tired. and hungry. haha i'm just a hot mess right now.

[robert oliver linwood]

{ r o b b i e } : emmeline?
{ r o b b i e } : ah yes, she would kick your arse if she found out.
{ r o b b i e } : and here I was thinking you loved me, malina.
{ r o b b i e } : apparently I was mistaken.
{ r o b b i e } : a hot mess?
{ r o b b i e } : well breakfast starts in about three hours so unless you're planning on sneaking down to the kitchens, you're just going to have to starve.

[malina alessandra polyvsky]

malinuhh. is typing...

malinuhh. : no, not emmeline! though she could defintely kick my ass, if only with one look.
malinuhh. : aubrey's my roommate, and also the cause of my insomnia.
malinuhh. : awee, course I love you robbiepants, that's why i'm trying to protect you...
malinuhh. : ugh. i think i may take your advice here in a bit,
malinuhh. : sneak down there and get.. a doughnut or muffins or something else carb-filled.

[robert oliver linwood]

{ r o b b i e } : oh, aubrey. of course.
{ r o b b i e } : protect me from what? the owl? if so you didn't do a very good job.
{ r o b b i e } : while you're down there can you get me something?
{ r o b b i e } : you can drop it off on your way past the dragon commons.

[malina alessandra polyvsky]

malinuhh. is typing...

malinuhh. : yes, aubrey.
malinuhh. : nooo i'm protecting you from Aubrey!!
malinuhh. : do you know nothing about the girl, for heaven's sake robbie!?!
malinuhh. : if you want food, you'll have to get your lazy ass up and get it yourself
malinuhh. : =)

[robert oliver linwood]

{ r o b b i e } : why do I need protecting from aubrey?
{ r o b b i e } : yes, I know that she's a seventh year thorn and that she has red hair.
{ r o b b i e } : what more do I need to know?

[malina alessandra polyvsky]

malinuhh. is typing...

malinuhh. : because, robbie
malinuhh. : she's probably been in more non-verbal fights (both boys and girls)
malinuhh. : than a professional boxer.
malinuhh. : oh, and that you'll probably be her next victim if you tell her she has red hair.
malinuhh. : she prefers "auburn."
malinuhh. : but she's a lovely girl, really.

[robert oliver linwood]

{ r o b b i e } : and that's supposed to scare me is it?
{ r o b b i e } : seriously, she's all bark and no bite that girl.
{ r o b b i e } : oh so she's a ginger in denial then?

[malina alessandra polyvsky]

malinuhh. is typing...

malinuhh. : it certainly scares me =(
malinuhh. : but i'll let her know you think so,
malinuhh. : she'll probably find it.. amusing.
malinuhh. : LMAO!
malinuhh. : YES, she's a ginger in denial
malinuhh. : and I will give you ten million dollars to tell her you think so.

[robert oliver linwood]

{ r o b b i e } : you do that.
{ r o b b i e } : I'm sure there's nothing she could do to me.
{ r o b b i e } : is that a serious bet?
{ r o b b i e } : if you not you best come up with something you don't mind losing 'cos I'll take you up on that challenge.

[malina alessandra polyvsky]

malinuhh. is typing...

malinuhh. : okay robbie, whatever you say.
malinuhh. : and i'm very serious,
malinuhh. : though the money will most likely be spent on your hospital billss =)

malinuhh. : on to a new subject though,
malinuhh. : besides the owl, how have you been?

[robert oliver linwood]

{ r o b b i e } : you realise I'm going to hold you to that ten million dollars, right?
{ r o b b i e } : well besides nearly having a heart-attack and almost breaking my nose earlier, I'm reasonably well.
{ r o b b i e } : and how about you? are you healthy and happy?