(MODS Please note that the physicality in this promo was pre-approved by Fawn)


The scene opens up at a packed PCW event. In the ring is PCW interview man Scott Stephens. Stephens raises a micraphone to his mouth as the fans boo him.

STEPHENS: We sure have seen some big changes here in PCW over that last little while. I mean Johnny Blaze is the new Champ, The Perfect World has taken there ball and...

Suddenly "Helter Skelter" by The Beatles starts to blair over the PA and The Elite 88 emerge from behind the curtain to a rockus return reaction. Sidewinder, Stryfe and Nightfire walk out first followed by Ballistic Rick O'Shay who recives the bigest reaction. All four wrestlers are sporting street clothes but O'Shay has on a wool poncho and a karata kid style headband. As Nightfire and Stryfe are entering the ring Stephens begins to speak.

STEPHENS: Ladies and Gentleman, the Crazy 88.

Nightfire snatches the micraphone from Stephens.

NIGHTFIRE: Its the Elite 88 Scott.

Before Nightfire goes on O'Shay enters the ring and requests the micraphone. She hands it over.

O'SHAY: Its ok Serena they can call us the Crazy 88, infact I think I would perfer it if they did.

O'Shay twirls in a circle.

O'SHAY: Somebody get Steve-o here a mic.

A ringside attendent hands Stephens a second Micraphone.

STEPHENS: Thaaannnnkkksss.

O'SHAY: Whats the matter brother?

STEPHENS: Oh nothing I am just a bit confused.

O'SHAY: Confused about what?

STEPHENS: Well first of all whats with the get up? A poncho and headband?

O'SHAY: Brother this shit keeps me warm.

STEPHENS: Ok... and the twirling?

O'SHAY: Brother life is to short. Sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do. I mean I have relaxed. I have been enlightened.

STEPHENS: Enlightened?

O'SHAY: Yeah.

STEPHENS: Ok and what brought on this enlightenment?

O'SHAY: Psyciatric issues.

The crowd laughs.

STEPHENS: What? You? Why? wa wa. Now I am even more confused.

O'SHAY: Let me, let you, let you in on just what exacly I have been up to over the last few months. You see my... friend, after I was fired by PCW my wife left me. You see I have a secret, a secret I was going to exposed to get back into PCW, but before I exposed the secret to the world, I felt that I should let my wife in on it. So I spilled the beans to her, and that fucking bitch slapped me in the face and said in the most annoying of tones. "I wanna Divorce". Sufficeit to say I was shocked. I litteraly whent crazy Steve-o. Now I just don't care what anyone thinks. I do what I want, when I want. Sometimes I like to twirl. Sometimes I like to sing. Sometimes, I like to hurt people.

Suddenly Sidewinder and Stryfe grab Stephens arms and hold him in place as Nightfire goes behind him. Stephens looks petraphide.

O'SHAY: You son of a bitch, I read your profile on PCW.com.

O'Shay slaps Stephens in the face.

O'SHAY: So Steve-o you think Alex Danials is the best technical wrestler in PCW? I don't. You think that Chris Murphy is the future of PCW? Well if thats the case why would I kick his no talent ass to the curb? Now those first two bother me and over time I will prove your wrong. Over time I will prove that I am the best technical wrestler in PCW, and over time I will prove that Tommy Sidewinder, Jayson Stryfe and Serena Nightfire are the future of PCW. Now to the more instant satisfaction. You think that Matt Margera has the best finishing move in the company. I don't think so.

Suddenly Stryfe and Sidewinder force Stephens head between O'Shays legs. O'Shay drops the mic and grabs Stephens arms in a double underhook, then he hoists Stephens legs into a vertical hold. O'Shay stalls there for a second then spins around and plants Stephens on his head with a tornado underhook brainbuster! The crowd is in awe at the devistation of the move.

OOOHHH!!!

O'Shay pics the mic up.

O'SHAY: Steve-o that was the best finisher in the company, and if you or any one els dosn't belive me then... I can do it again!

Stephens is just convulsing on the mat.

O'SHAY: Be on notice people, the Crazy 88 are back, and Crazyer then ever. Oh and the move you just saw, that move has a name and the name is...

O'Shay points up and "Helter Sketler" By the Beatles hits the speakers again. The scene fades as The 88 leave the arena.