Three Years Ago: Indiana Arena

It's Rampage, the number one PPV event for the once flourishing American Wrestling Entertainment. The stadium is packed with wrestling fans. They're all going fucking insane. In the ring already is the heavy-weight champion Bronco. He is the picture of a wrestling champion, tall, fit, wearing wrestling briefs, he's got it all plus a cowboy hat adorned on his head. Bronco is surrounded on either side by the tag team of Jim and John Buck. A pair of rodeo clowns. Together, Bronco, along with The Buck's are a stable known as The Buckin' Broncos and they have been ruling the roster of AWE for months now.

The theme from Star Wars hits, and white pyro falls from the ceiling. Jaws and The Fanboy enter with arms raised and the AWE tag team championship belts around their waists.. Then, another figure comes out. He's got long black hair, and is about the build of The Fanboy, only a good three inches taller. His name is Darth, and he's got a mic in his hand.

DARTH: For months now The Buckin' Bronco's have been ruling the roster here at AWE. BUT THEN last week at Saturday Slam your little clowns there lost their precious tag championships to my brother, Fanboy, and our main man Jaws. Tonight's three-man tag is winner takes all, we're gonna walk out with more gold than Return of the King on Oscar Night.

Darth drops his mic and runs towards the ring, quickly followed by Jaws and The Fanboy. The original PCR faces off against The Buckin' Bronco's and the fists start flying immediately. At ring side announcing the match is Ol' George Tarnuckle the longest reigning AWE champion and one of the most popular and knowledgable wrestling figures the AWE has ever produced. Beside him, "Diamond" Derek Cherry, wrestler turned manager turned commentator. Tarnuckle's got the forehead of any true wrestlers, scraped and scared, needless to say, he's got a hard look to him. Diamond Cherry is wearing his signature Cherry-tinted Glasses and a Rampage PPV T-shirt

CHERRY: This is a pretty unorthodox stipulation for this match.

TARNUCKLE: Absolutely Diamond, but PCR are pretty unorthodox guys.

Inside the ring Jim Buck and Jaws are facing off. Jim is throwing himself off the ring and into Jaws, barely moving the monster.

CHERRY: No argument from me on that one. For the folks that may have missed Saturday Night Slam last week, there are three titles on the line tonight. Jaws and The Fanboy's Tag Titles, and also the heavyweight championship which is currently held by Bronco.

Jim Buck makes another run at Jaws, but Jaws meets him with the sole of his boot.

TARNUCKLE: And the winning team takes all three titles. Presumably the heavyweight championship will go to Darth should PCR win, and the tag belts to The Bucks.

CHERRY: Knowing Bronco he'll probably take all three titles for himself.

Jaws tags in Darth who immediately goes to work on Jim. The smaller of the two Bucks doesn't have a chance against the pure wrestling ability of Darth. He's nailing DDT's and Dropkicks like it's his job. He locks in the the Texas Cloverleaf on Jim Buck.

TARNUCKLE: Darth looks like he wants to make short work of this match.

CHERRY: Check out Bronco, he doesn't look too happy with his teammates performance.

A very angry looking Bronco busts into the ring and kicks Darth in the back of the head, breaking the submission hold. Darth darts to his feet and him and Bronco get into a shoving match which attracts the attention of the Ref. His attempts to break the two main-eventers up leave him distracted to John Buck who enters the ring with a steel chair. He nails Jaws, who doesn't want to me left out of the fun, with the chair and the big man drops. The ref turns around, not before John Buck throws away the chair, however just in time to see The Fanboy making a run at John Buck. The Ref sends John Buck and The Fanboy back to their corners, where Bronco and Jaws have also returned. Jim Buck is back on his feet again and he makes a tag with Bronco.

CHERRY: This is what the fans want to see right here.

TARNUCKLE: Two athletes at the height of their prime putting it all on the line for the greatest prize in sports entertainment. Does it get any better than this?

CHERRY: Sure don't.

Bronco and Darth exchnage a few blows and than Bronco throws Darth into the ropes, then running off the opposite set of ropes looks to nail him with a clothesline. Darth is too quick however and ducks it. When Bronco turns to face him he meets a spinning heel kick from Darth who had just shot off the ropes. However Bronco nails a lowblow on Darth, and he begins to take the advantage in the match. After being dominated for awhile Darth manages to reach the Fanboy's hand. The Fanboy enters the ring fists flyin'. He knocks down Bronco ONCE, TWICE, THREE times. Then comes Jim Buck, PUNCH, John Buck, POW. Bronco's up again and he's making a run at The Fanboy, who trips Bronco right into the referee. The Refs out. Darth calls for the Box-Office Success and Jaws lifts Bronco up onto his shoulders. The Fanboy grabs a steel-chair and heads to the top rope.

TARNUCKLE: A Doomsday device with a Steel Chair!!

CHERRY: This could be Devastating!

The Fanboy jumps off the ropes, but Bronco falls forward and catches Jaws legs wrapping him up in a pin. The Fanboy's chair connects with the head of his brother Darth and Darth goes down hard. The ref counts 1...2...3.

CHERRY: And that's the Match.

TARNUCKLE: Darth's not moving.

Present Day

In a hotel room, the night before The Fanboys first match in three years the nSw superstar awakens with a start.

FANBOY: Jaws, Jaws you up?

JAWS: No Han... don't leave...

FANBOY: Jaws wake up!

JAWS: Huh - what is it?

FANBOY: I gotta talk to you about the match tommorrow night.

Fade out