Occupation: Kindergarten Teacher
Good for: Helping people. Vanquishing evil. Being awkwardly hit on, being a moral compass
Special Abilities: Lie detection, increased healing, turning into light, shaping light into physical objects, empathetic healing
Weaknesses: Can't lie, a fragile bone structure, huge caloric intake requirements Professor Hemming Waye/Professor Phase
Age: 40, appears 2 months old
Occupation: Chemistry Professor at Metro City University
Good for: Making situations awkward/hilarious, silly villainous plots, science!
Special Abilities: manipulation of the phases of matter
Other: Post-CBS, he is a puppy and sidekick to Rick StarrStefan Zerofski/TIGERPUNCH!
Good for: Muder-heroing, general badassery.
Special Abilities: Guys. Guys, listen. Guys he has....Guys listen to this. He has TIGER HEADS. Guys, he has TIGER HEADS on his FISTS.Elizabeth Stern/Candi Kane
Age: 35, appears 25
Good for: Secrets! Sexytiems! S...something.
Special Abilities: Fireproof. Vaginamagick. Conner Comeau/Cynic
Occupation: Defense Attorney
Good for: Self pity, causing trouble, defending villains in court, legal advice, being hated for his work
Special Abilities: Psychic ability to cause hatred in people.Quinn Finn/The Decemberist
Occupation: Student/Team Leader
Good for: PEYOP Threads, Being stubborn, bringing hilarity
Special Abilities: Manipulation of Ice.Madeline Comeau/Munin