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the rules
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We're going to assume that you've done this sort of thing before and know where it's at. Basic playground rules apply: don't be an asshole and don't take anything that happens in character personally. If you have a problem with another member, take it to PM. Admin aren't your parents, so we don't gaf about your petty squabbles; you are, however, completely welcome to PM any one of us with serious issues/questions/whatever. You can play as many characters as you can keep up with, and they should all be aged 18 or over, please. There's no post requirement, but at least once a week would be pretty badass. Provisional word count of 300 a post, but since Inspecktor is too lazy to use wordcount, we're not going to be super on you about that. Correct grammar and spelling are a must, however; that doesn't mean a spelling mistake here or there isn't okay, but if you're not confident that you can write to a medium to advanced level, this probably isn't the place for you. Sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll are pretty much a given, but thousands of pregnant chicks and gay dudes are not. Try to keep it even. If a thread does get super mature, we'd appreciate it if you'd tag the topic title with an [M] so everyone has fair warning. Don't stretch the board with some huge fugly graphic and we're cool.<p>

Oh yeah, and maybe have some fun while you're at it. <3
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