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JEREMIAH N. BLACK
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<p>jeremiah noel black is what you would never, ever call him. he prefers miah, even jer. miah here is the sixth of eight children, and don't pretend you don't know which family i'm talking about, because there's only one of these around here! his father matthew black is the mayor of this 'shithole', and martha black has designs on more than just fashion--specifically, younger men.
<p>so of this fucked up crowd, where does miah fit in? well, he's a mild ocd sufferer and a kleptomaniac for one. he's done a bit of jail time for thievery, though not in this town. for sixteen years, he'd been a typical son. then he dropped out of school early in his senior year upon realizing 1. this entire town had it in for him to screw up, so he might as well do it himself and 2. pissing off his father with yet another fuckup was more amusing than it seemed. he hitchhiked his way to south dakota, where he stayed for two years. prior to that, he'd planned on entering college for film making, but that wasn't good enough. he wanted more risks, just so he could have the last laugh if he died. so he's a stunt double. he's worked in indie films for a while now, and takes pleasure in that it doesn't make him much money so he can continue to leech off his parents and siblings.
<p>why is back? the wedding, for one, but mostly because his latest work is in helena, and he'd <i>love</i> to catch up with the family. he finds them all terribly amusing.
<p><b>friends;;</b> this is actually tough. miah is fine with hurting people. he'll betray, sleep with someone else's girl, tell everyone's secrets. he doesn't do it on purpose, and he can be nice on occasion, but he's impulsive and doesn't care about consequences-- threats a curious thing and he'll try to prove someone's bluff whenever he can. that said, he's most comfortable around people who don't truly care about him, and he actually tries to appear as shallow as possible. take that as you will.
<p><b>enemies;;</b> explained this. i expect a lot here, hah.
<p><b>lovers;;</b> miah is a manwhore. he'll do anyone, anything, men or women. he says yes to everything, including commitment. if you asked him to marry you, he would say yes, buy a ring, plan the engagement party and sleep with twenty girls the next day. he's not afraid of hurting others, like i mentioned, and he's too concerned with the exterior to ever wonder if he's hurt himself. he's never allowed himself to see anyone clearly, get to know anyone beyond first impressions, so it'll take a lot to reach that heart he has buried very, very deeply inside.
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NINETEEN . STUNTMAN .
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