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<p>seth was born thirty-six years ago to a very liberal family in san francisco. his mother almost named him ocean blue. she was incredibly overbearing, and gave him his first sex talk at thirteen. his dad was embarrassing. way too loud, not afraid to say those offensive comments that everyone thinks. seth is the hyperactive product of that indulgent enviroment. he went to high school in a local suburb, and with his four younger siblings, created chaos for as long as he was there. just before he graduated, said chaos created another baby. oops, that wasn't what he had aimed for! baby momma lindsey gave him a son, and then he moved out west for college. he transfered colleges twice - partying more than learning, before meeting someone incredible. corina albright was in his least favorite class. something he really didn't even need, but there she was. before wasting more of his parent's money, he started putting effort in. chose his major. cory was the most dysfunctional person he'd ever met, and they fought more than they got along. it was the hardest relationship seth had ever been in, and damn he'd been in a lot, and he absolutely loved it. there was a problem of the fact that he'd had a child with someone else, but since he didn't learn his first lesson.... cory soon had their first baby. except, this time was different. seth was psyched to be a daddy and celebrated at a fraternity house with "#1 dad" written on his stomach. when that baby came, he and corina shaped up, finished up their respective degrees., and retreated to her hometown. her parents were just as awful as seth's. <br>
seth and corina went on to have two more babies, five years apart. seth got a job at the local high school and taught his mom how to use email. being a parent was remarkably easy for the pair, even though they didn't do their best at sheltering their children from their frequent spats. seth attributes it to them both being aquariases. now, he's still doing the same thing he always was. getting drunk on weekends, teaching a handful of science classes at bailey high, and having long meaningful heart to hearts with his children on his habitual marijuana use. seth is laidback, a 'cool' dad who frequently embrasses the hell out of his children, and inbetween thinking that he's going to get a divorce, he's really not a bad guy.
<p>i rambled, but hopefully i got the point across! </p>
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<center><font size="+1">RANDOM FACTS</font></center><br />
<b>4 FAVORITE MOVIES</b>
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<li>the boondock saints</li>
<li>get him to the greek</li>
<li>ferris bueller's day off</li>
<li>wayne's world</li>
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<b>3 LATEST TWEETS (he's so hip~)</b>
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<li>women are flytraps.</li>
<li>never enough guacamole. never.</li>
<li>someone tell sonnyboy to get the cat off the roof!</li>
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<b>2 CLASSROOM RITUALS</b>
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<li>dance parties before tests</li>
<li>pranks. all the time.</li>
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<b>1 SHOWER BALLAD</b>
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<li>fat bottomed girls - queen</li>
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SETH
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<br /><i>stoner. daddy. outgoing. dysfunctional. slightly crazy.</div>
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