welcome to impossible, an au narnia site! it takes place between the events of the leaving of the pevensies, and the events of prince caspian. the pevensies have returned to narnia to find it under siege by the telmarine people. sides are being taken, and loyalties are being tested. so join in, as nothing is impossible! remember to join with 'FIRSTNAME LASTNAME' in all capital letters. mess up? pm an admin to help you out!
Group: THE MUSKETEERS
Member No.: 2
Joined: 20-November 10
i. alrighty, so i lied about the whole passphrase thing. actually, i didn't. i just wanted to psych you out. the first rule that i'm going to stress is courtesy. i will not tolerate any bashing, cliquiness, nor flaming of anyone or anyone's character in bad humor. i will delete you. ban you. ect. no warnings for that, kiddos. ii. always listen to the admins. they are the law and therefore are fcking amazing. you should know that the first part of the phrase is 'darth'. and don't bug admins about acceptances. they'll get around to it eventually. we have lives too!
iii. the rating here is pg-13. we don't care if you swear a little, love a little, kill a little. but let's not go overboard. keep it classy. if you would want to have some sort of adult thread, pm an admin just to forewarn them and put a warning up on the thread. the second part of the phrase is 'vader'.
iv. do not ever, ever, ever godmod. it's annoying and quite freaking novice. we like to think of ourselves as a literate role playing game. therefore, we don't want that sort of immature roleplaying around here. if you don't know what godmodding is, just ask in the cbox.
v. there is no count as to how many accounts you have. however, you have to have an even gender ratio. or at least one boy for every two girls. and you have to make a girl, then a boy, then a girl. however, it's fine with us if you'd like to play all boys.
vi. unacceptable playbys include: miley cyrus, the jo hoes, that girl with black hair and tattoos, that girl with pink hair, that girl with those weird lip piercings...basically, no disney channel stars or scenesters unless told otherwise. the third part of the passphrase is 'kicks'.
vii. no mary sues or gary stus. i know what they are, as to all the admins. and if you make one, we will deny you faster than alsan ripped of jadis' face. they are again, immature and novice.
viii. the final part of the phrase is 'cheeks'. i'm too lazy to add any more rules as of right now.
ix. not under any circumstance may you make a human from earth outside of the pevensie children. i don't like 'original' humans from earth, as for some reason, it destroys the purpose of them being there. the children are brought to narnia for a purpose that only aslan knows. and he's picky. or at least in my mind he is. SO NO EARTH HUMANS OUTSIDE THE PEVENSIES.
x. DO NOT BAD MOUTH YOUR FELLOW MEMBERS, ADMINS, AND MODERATORS. IT WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. one: because it's juvenile and irritating. two: because it's just lame. again, this will not be tolerated and result in a pm explaining why you're about to be banned, and then a banning. we have no soft spots for bullies.
xi. DO NOT PISS OFF YOUR ADMINS. DO NOT PESTER US WITH ACCEPTANCES (AS STATED BEFORE) DO NOT DEMAND TO BE PUT IN A PLOT, DO NOT FORCE YOURSELF INTO A PLOT. WE ARE HUMANS TOO, AND THEREFORE CAN BE SHORT TEMPERED. WE'RE LIKE HEFFALUMPS. GOT IT?