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1.Do not stand in sunlight for too long or you're gonna die. While you won't burst into flames and burn until there's nothing left but ashes, you will however become quickly dehydrated until you resemble a shriveled up raisin. No, you are not a sparkle fairy and it will not make you look pretty. And yes, it will hurt like hell if you're planning on pulling a jack ass move by going out and "tanning".<p>
2.You can enter a church if you want but then again, why would you want to? You cannot however enter a privet residence without an invitation which you could easily force a person to give you via Suggestion. Humans can revoke their invitation at any time but on the up side most of them are too ignorant to know that. <p>
3.Man up and don't be such a pussy. Garlic, holy water, and crosses should have no effect on you but act scared anyway and laugh inwardly whenever a nit wit human tries to pull that on you. Wooden stakes can not kill you however silver will. If enough of it is introduced into your system, you will die...again, but this time will be very permanent. Wounds made from silver will heal at a human rate. Fire is also bad. Very very bad, and avoid getting your head chopped off whenever possible.<p>
4.Use the force. You have mind control powers like a jedi in which you can implant thoughts into a human's tiny little head and manipulate their way of thinking and actions accordingly. This power is officially known as "Suggestion" and can only work if eye to eye contact is made. Suggestions can be very long term, lasting until the human dies or until you are killed. Suggestions will not work if the human is wearing or has ingested wolfsbane.<p>
5.Being a vampire does not make you an automatic Adonis or goddess so you can deflate your ego now. As a vampire, you appear the way you had when you were human before you had been turned. Got an ugly lip mole that practically stares everyone around you in the face? Well tough, you're stuck with it for the rest of eternity now. Now just because you may be the ugliest SOB in town, you will still have an appealing allure to you that will help greatly in catching your prey, after all you can't just walk up to someone and ask if you could chomp on their neck can you?<p>
6.You have a reflection you dunce, so don't think that you can go sneaking up on someone ninja style with expectations that you're invisible. You're also very photogenic and can easily be captured on video so smile and say cheese.<p>
7.You're faster and stronger than a regular human but don't think for a moment that you're Superman or Woman, I ain't sexist. The most you can lift is one ton and the fastest vampire in the world has been recorded to run at only fifty miles per hour. You will also have heightened senses of smell and sight and your vision in the dark will be greatly improved. Along with those perks is a regeneration ability that will heal your body in a manner of seconds as well as an immunity to all diseases. You do not have any shape shifting abilities so if you plan on leaping off the roof and transforming into a bat to fly off to safety then good luck to ya, try not to kill anyone on your fall down.<p>
8.Biting a person will not turn them. The victim must first be drained of their blood before you let them drink yours. The turning process takes one to two nights until the transformation is complete and the new born vampire must feed on fresh human blood the moment they wake up. It's a tedious process yes, but you'll be surprised about the things you do when you're bored and trust me, an eternity is a long time so you'll actually want the company.<p>
9.Luckily for you, detecting a vampire is not as easy as they make it look in the movies. Not all vampires are pale nor will you have an unusual eye color like "Grape Violet." It's either blue, green, or brown and that's all you get. Your fangs are also retractable with Newborn fangs only appearing when you're feeding or if you feel threatened. Over time however you will learn how to bare your fangs at free will.<p>
10.And last but not least, the only way to keep the vampire race going is by siring other vampires. You are incapable of creating little Satan spawns of your own be it with another vampire or a human but you can sure as hell try anyway.

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