PlotBro
the best ONLY magazine for plotting

Hey BRO!
You’ve heard of GameBro, amirite?
But have you heard about GameBro’s totally rad younger brother, PlotBro!?
Well, you sure as hell have now, dude!
Before we get started, dive into some sweet jams, man!
I bet you’re all pumped up and ready to start plotting some stuff now, huh?
Yeah, all the cool kids are getting into it these days.
It’s a good thing you turned to PlotBro,
cause we’re your number one ONLY resource for everything plot-wise,
especially for when you have to plot with those really cool kids you WISH you could be like!
So go ahead and flip the page, dude!
And don’t just drop this magazine, cause even though it’s hot,
you’ll be the coolest pimp in the crib when you’re done reading!

issue one: before starting sburb

First things first, you gotta have all the essentials before you start Sburb.
Let’s check out this really cool guy here, Dave Strider.
sooooooo coooooooool!!!
This guy has all his shit in order.
He basically just chills out at his house, where he lives with his Bro.
He doesn’t do a lot besides be awesome and work on his comic and write in his blog,
but what he does do is stay cool.
That’s the key here, dudes and dudettes! Gotta stay cool.
This chill bro also used to crank out some pretty sick beats on his turntables,
and always had a few ill rhymes ready to drop.
Hell yeah!
Another key thing is to keep in touch with your totally awesome friends.
Even though Dave had a ton of shit chillin on his plate,
he always made time to talk to his three best friends on Pesterchum.
He even decided to play Sburb just for the sake of his friends!
Can you say “good bro, BEST FRIEND!?”

issue two: sburb walkthrough

Dude, let me warn you: Sburb can be one hella tough game!
But that’s why you’ve got bros to help you out, and that’s why PlotBro is here!
I mean, let’s glance at Dave Strider again.
Even though he didn’t really wanna play Sburb in the first place,
he is totally tearing this shit up! Mad props, Dave!
After entering the totally hot LOHAC, Dave wasted no time in getting down to business.
He managed to get a bunch of his own time paradox clones to help him out with shit,
LIKE A BOSS.
[ Read about it in Issue Four, bro! ]
He then made the entire LOHAC stock exchange do an acrobatic fucking pirouette,
and sent a ton of the money he got from it to his lady troll friend!
H3H3H3, this kid is one smooth operator, for sure.
Lately, he’s been chillaxing with his lady-friend Jade, battling some baddies.
But don’t worry, even if he gets mortally wounded, Strider will never be down for the count!

issue four: knight of time

How cool do you even have to BE to have a posse of time paradox clones?
Just ask resident coolkid, Dave Strider!
This badass has not one, not four, but at least THIRTEEN different time travelling clones!
I WARNED YOU ABOUT AWESOME, BRO!!!
Although he mostly uses them to help bamboozle money from the LOHAC stock exchange,
many of the alternate Daves are extremely important, and just as cool!
Just look at Davesprite!
Now there’s a coolkid – or coolsprite? – if I’ve ever seen one!

issue five: getting the ladies

Alrighty, bro, now that you’ve nearly finished reading PlotBro,
you’re bound to have some ladies wanting to stride alongside your coolkid self!
Dave already has a couple sweet chicks checking him out!
Maybe someday, he might have a thing with this lass named Jade Harley,
or he might even jump species and go for the blind beauty, Terezi Pyrope!
He hasn’t turned his sunglasses-hidden eyes onto any other ladies as of yet,
but that doesn’t mean there aren’t more out there just swooning away!
Awwwwh yeah, ladies swooning for you! You go, Dave Strider!