best ONLY magazine for plottingHey BRO!
Youíve heard of GameBro
But have you heard about GameBroís totally rad younger brother, PlotBro
Well, you sure as hell have now
Before we get started, dive into some sweet jams
I bet youíre all pumped up
and ready to start plotting some stuff now, huh?
Yeah, all the cool kids
are getting into it these days.
Itís a good thing you turned to PlotBro
cause weíre your
number one ONLY
resource for everything plot-wise,
especially for when you have to plot with those really cool kids
you could be like!So go ahead and flip the page, dude!
And donít just drop
this magazine, cause even though itís hot
,youíll be the coolest pimp in the crib when youíre done reading!
issue one: before starting sburb
First things first, you gotta have all the essentials before you start Sburb.
Letís check out this really cool guy here, Dave Strider
This guy has all his shit
He basically just chills out at his house
, where he lives with his Bro
He doesnít do a lot besides be awesome
and work on his comic
and write in his blog
but what he does do is stay cool
Thatís the key
here, dudes and dudettes! Gotta stay cool.
This chill bro also used to crank out some pretty sick beats
on his turntables,
and always had a few ill rhymes ready to drop
thing is to keep in touch with your totally awesome friends
Even though Dave had a ton of shit chillin on his plate
he always made time to talk to his three best friends on Pesterchum.
He even decided to play Sburb just for the sake of his friends
Can you say ďgood bro, BEST FRIEND
issue two: sburb walkthrough
Dude, let me warn you: Sburb can be one hella tough game!
But thatís why youíve got bros to help you out, and thatís why PlotBro is here!
I mean, letís glance at Dave Strider again.
Even though he didnít really wanna play Sburb in the first place,
he is totally tearing this shit up! Mad props, Dave!
After entering the totally hot LOHAC, Dave wasted no time in getting down to business.
He managed to get a bunch of his own time paradox clones to help him out with shit,
LIKE A BOSS.
[ Read about it in Issue Four, bro! ]
He then made the entire LOHAC stock exchange do an acrobatic fucking pirouette,
and sent a ton of the money he got from it to his lady troll friend!
H3H3H3, this kid is one smooth operator, for sure.
Lately, heís been chillaxing with his lady-friend Jade, battling some baddies.
But donít worry, even if he gets mortally wounded, Strider will never be down for the count!
issue four: knight of time
How cool do you even have to BE to have a posse of time paradox clones?
Just ask resident coolkid, Dave Strider!
This badass has not one, not four, but at least THIRTEEN different time travelling clones!
I WARNED YOU ABOUT AWESOME, BRO!!!
Although he mostly uses them to help bamboozle money from the LOHAC stock exchange,
many of the alternate Daves are extremely important, and just as cool!
Just look at Davesprite!
Now thereís a coolkid Ė or coolsprite? Ė if Iíve ever seen one!
issue five: getting the ladies
Alrighty, bro, now that youíve nearly finished reading PlotBro,
youíre bound to have some ladies wanting to stride alongside your coolkid self!
Dave already has a couple sweet chicks checking him out!
Maybe someday, he might have a thing with this lass named Jade Harley,
or he might even jump species and go for the blind beauty, Terezi Pyrope!
He hasnít turned his sunglasses-hidden eyes onto any other ladies as of yet,
but that doesnít mean there arenít more out there just swooning away!
Awwwwh yeah, ladies swooning for you! You go, Dave Strider!
more recommended reading
so you can get your roleplay on
Ongoing RoleplaysKidStuck: STRIFE! Ė Rose Lalonde / John Egbert / Dave Strider / Jade Harley
Frog Hunting!!!! Ė Dave Strider / Jade Harley
Title TBA - Dave Strider / Rose Lalonde
Title TBA - Dave Strider / Terezi Pyrope
Title TBA - Dave Strider / Bro
None as of yet!