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Title: PlotBro, Dave Strider Edition
Description: the best magazine for plotting

dave strider - June 26, 2011 07:30 AM (GMT)
the best ONLY magazine for plotting

Hey BRO!
Youíve heard of GameBro, amirite?
But have you heard about GameBroís totally rad younger brother, PlotBro!?
Well, you sure as hell have now, dude!
Before we get started, dive into some sweet jams, man!
I bet youíre all pumped up and ready to start plotting some stuff now, huh?
Yeah, all the cool kids are getting into it these days.
Itís a good thing you turned to PlotBro,
cause weíre your number one ONLY resource for everything plot-wise,
especially for when you have to plot with those really cool kids you WISH you could be like!
So go ahead and flip the page, dude!
And donít just drop this magazine, cause even though itís hot,
youíll be the coolest pimp in the crib when youíre done reading!

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issue one: before starting sburb

First things first, you gotta have all the essentials before you start Sburb.
Letís check out this really cool guy here, Dave Strider.
sooooooo coooooooool!!!
This guy has all his shit in order.
He basically just chills out at his house, where he lives with his Bro.
He doesnít do a lot besides be awesome and work on his comic and write in his blog,
but what he does do is stay cool.
Thatís the key here, dudes and dudettes! Gotta stay cool.
This chill bro also used to crank out some pretty sick beats on his turntables,
and always had a few ill rhymes ready to drop.
Hell yeah!
Another key thing is to keep in touch with your totally awesome friends.
Even though Dave had a ton of shit chillin on his plate,
he always made time to talk to his three best friends on Pesterchum.
He even decided to play Sburb just for the sake of his friends!
Can you say ďgood bro, BEST FRIEND!?Ē

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issue two: sburb walkthrough

Dude, let me warn you: Sburb can be one hella tough game!
But thatís why youíve got bros to help you out, and thatís why PlotBro is here!
I mean, letís glance at Dave Strider again.
Even though he didnít really wanna play Sburb in the first place,
he is totally tearing this shit up! Mad props, Dave!
After entering the totally hot LOHAC, Dave wasted no time in getting down to business.
He managed to get a bunch of his own time paradox clones to help him out with shit,
[ Read about it in Issue Four, bro! ]
He then made the entire LOHAC stock exchange do an acrobatic fucking pirouette,
and sent a ton of the money he got from it to his lady troll friend!
H3H3H3, this kid is one smooth operator, for sure.
Lately, heís been chillaxing with his lady-friend Jade, battling some baddies.
But donít worry, even if he gets mortally wounded, Strider will never be down for the count!

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issue four: knight of time

How cool do you even have to BE to have a posse of time paradox clones?
Just ask resident coolkid, Dave Strider!
This badass has not one, not four, but at least THIRTEEN different time travelling clones!
Although he mostly uses them to help bamboozle money from the LOHAC stock exchange,
many of the alternate Daves are extremely important, and just as cool!
Just look at Davesprite!
Now thereís a coolkid Ė or coolsprite? Ė if Iíve ever seen one!

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issue five: getting the ladies

Alrighty, bro, now that youíve nearly finished reading PlotBro,
youíre bound to have some ladies wanting to stride alongside your coolkid self!
Dave already has a couple sweet chicks checking him out!
Maybe someday, he might have a thing with this lass named Jade Harley,
or he might even jump species and go for the blind beauty, Terezi Pyrope!
He hasnít turned his sunglasses-hidden eyes onto any other ladies as of yet,
but that doesnít mean there arenít more out there just swooning away!
Awwwwh yeah, ladies swooning for you! You go, Dave Strider!

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more recommended reading
so you can get your roleplay on

Ongoing Roleplays
KidStuck: STRIFE! Ė Rose Lalonde / John Egbert / Dave Strider / Jade Harley
Frog Hunting!!!! Ė Dave Strider / Jade Harley
Title TBA - Dave Strider / Rose Lalonde
Title TBA - Dave Strider / Terezi Pyrope
Title TBA - Dave Strider / Bro

Backissue Roleplays
None as of yet!

tentacleTherapist - June 27, 2011 09:08 AM (GMT)
In some cultures, refusing to play video games with a lady is considered offensive. Or homosexuality. I'm not sure yet.

turntechGodhead - June 27, 2011 09:14 AM (GMT)
in some cultures being a nagging broad is considered offensive.
or just plain fucking annoying. im not sure yet.

look egbert is probably ALL ABOUT the games why dont you go bother him

tentacleTherapist - June 27, 2011 09:52 AM (GMT)
I can't catch John at his computer to effectively play. It must be hard, hiding your jilted romantic feelings of uncertainty in a society that shuns such emotions. How can you step in public without scores of people watching your every move, waiting for you to preform a suicidal social blunder?

turntechGodhead - June 27, 2011 10:45 PM (GMT)
oh jegus rose you see right through me. youre right i cant go out in public without the masses pretty much worshipping me and swooning over every move i make. even my 'social blunders' are fucking exalted.

but at least i can actually go out instead of being a shut in and writing shitty wizard fanfic all day

whats the newest chapter this time? harry potter meets snape and they duel to the death?

tentacleTherapist - June 28, 2011 12:09 AM (GMT)
Actually, my next chapter (title ongoing) deals with the struggles faced by a young coolkid sorcerer and his ever-erstwhile quest to deal with his true identity and massive insecurity complex, concealing it behind stylish charms and hexes. Correlation to real world figures completely coincidental.

turntechGodhead - June 28, 2011 12:45 AM (GMT)
damn rose that sounds like one fucking hell of a novel there. i would offer you my services in creating a soundtrack for your book but im pretty sure the main track 'nagging chicks are fucking dumb as bricks' probably wouldnt fit too well with what youre obviously going for.

tentacleTherapist - June 28, 2011 03:08 PM (GMT)
How unfortunate. I suppose the movie depiction will have to be put on hold.

turntechGodhead - June 28, 2011 04:30 PM (GMT)
its probably not all that bad really
lemme guess you were going to have egbert do the casting?
he would make everyone played by his own favorite stars
i can see the lineup now

young coolkid sorcerer - matthew mcconaughey
main heroine wizard woman - liv tyler
whatever guy 'coincidentally' resembles john - nic cage
witch with inherent magical powers - kate hudson
sidekick - probably a bunny or some kid named casey

tentacleTherapist - June 28, 2011 04:40 PM (GMT)
Baseless conjecture!

tentacleTherapist - July 3, 2011 08:57 PM (GMT)
In any case, Strider. Are you prepared for the event we discussed?

turntechGodhead - July 5, 2011 07:19 AM (GMT)
it depends, lalonde. are you ready to come to terms with the fact that i'm pretty much the cooler and better derse sibling?

tentacleTherapist - July 5, 2011 08:40 AM (GMT)
I'll try not to burst into tears.

turntechGodhead - July 5, 2011 03:40 PM (GMT)
k cool. i dont wanna have to deal with a weeping chick in addition to the masses i already have swooning

tentacleTherapist - July 5, 2011 05:46 PM (GMT)
Your popularity is outclassed only by your compassion.

In any case, Dave, I will be seeing you soon. I'll try to hold my trepidation until then.

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