Random Skit Ideas Thread, I say showtunes + anime = epic

Right, so, sometimes when I listen to showtunes, I get weird skit ideas in mah brainz. I decided to write some down, AND THUS I HAVE CREATED A SKIT THREAD SO THAT WE CAN ALL SHARE.

BUT ME FIRST! Lyrics with parenthesis mean I don't know how to change em and need ideas~!!

SONG THE FIRST:
SPRINGTIME FOR GENDOU AND TOKYO
Sung to (what else) "Springtime for Hitler" from The Producers

Tokyo was having trouble
What a sad sad story
Needed a new leader to restore
Its former glory
Where, oh, where was he?
Where could that man be?
We looked around and then we found
The man for you and me
And now it's...

Springtime for Gendou and Tokyo!
Japan is happy and gay!
We're marching to a faster pace
(Look out, here comes the master race!)
Springtime for Genou and Tokyo!
(Winter for Poland and France)
Springtime for Gendou and Tokyo!

Come on, Children
Go into your dance!

Asuka: I was born in Dusseldorf und that is why they call me Rolf- wait what?

Rei: Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Naz-NERV party!

Spring time for Gendou and Tokyo!
(BANG BANG)

(Goosesteps a new step today)
(BANG BANG)

Angels falling from the skies again!
(BOMBS)

Japan's on the rise again!

Springtime for Gendou and Tokyo!
EVAs are sailing once more!

Springtime for Gendou and Tokyo!
You know we'll be going....
You bet we'll be going...
(You know we'll be going to war!!)


SONG THE SECOND
"There's Nothing like a Show by Gainex" with Asuka and Rei. I was too lazy to change the names of the actual people singing the song...

Sung to "There's Nothing like a Show on Broadway" - The Producers

Leo:
The instrumentality is over
The credits start to roll
(You're suddenly (I have no idea what they're saying))
You can't believe your eyes

(You're sitting on the aisle)
You break into a smile
Why this magic feeling?
And then you realize
That there is

Nothing like a show by Gainex
Nothing like a Gainex show
Hearts will skip a beat from Gainex
If you're feeling blue, I'm telling you
That's the place to go

Naruto drags,
(blah's) ending sags
Bleach is just a bore

(So hit the street)
(And move your feet)
To the shows we all adore

Because there's nothing like a show by Gainex
There's nothing like a Gainex show!

Max:
It's often been said
That anime is dead
The critics repeat it en masse

But anime's alive
It's gonna survive
Although it's a pain in the (BEEP).

You waited forever
(And finally got tickets!
To get to your seat
You gotta cross pickets
The guy to your right is frightfully tight
The guy to your left appears to have rickets)

The plot is weird
Asuka's feared
That Shinji kid is emo
And when you reach the end
It leaves you going 'WhatTheHellJustHappenedISeriouslyHaveNoIdeaOhMyGodOhMyGod"

Leo:
But still there's nothing like a show by Gainex!

Both:
There's nothing like a Gainex show!

Max:
You swear you'll never watch again
It's simply not worth while!

Leo:
You make that vow and then somehow

Both:
(You're back there on the aisle!)

That's why there's
Nothing like a show by Gainex!

Leo:
There's nothing like a Gainex show!

Max:
(Till you're in movies!)

Leo:
There's nothing like a Gainex show!

Max:
And though anime's expensive at a hundred bucks a throw!

Both:
There's nothing like a Gainex show!

SONG THE THIRD
Same as SONG THE SECOND, but is instead used to suck up to whatever convention we are at LOL

Leo:
The massive line is over
(The curtain starts to rise)
(You're suddenly (????))
You can't believe your eyes

You're sitting on the aisle
You break into a smile
Why this magic feeling?
And then you realize
That there is

Nothing like a skit at (Otakon, Ohayocon, AnimeNEXT)
Nothing like a (Otakon, Ohayocon, AnimeNEXT) skit
Hearts will skip a beat at (Otakon, Ohayocon, AnimeNEXT)
If you're feeling blue, I'm telling you
That's the con to go

Animes drag,
their endings sag
Games are just a bore

So hit the street
And move your feet
To the con we all adore

Because there's nothing like a skit (Otakon, Ohayocon, AnimeNEXT)
There's nothing like an (Otakon, Ohayocon, AnimeNEXT) skit!

Max:
It's often been said
The masquerades are dead
The critics repeat it en masse

But masquerades are alive
Their gonna survive
Although it's a pain in the (BEEP)

You waited forever
(And finally got tickets!
To get to your seat
You gotta cross pickets
The guy to your right is frightfully tight
The guy to your left appears to have rickets)

The music's yuck
The songs all suck
The costumes are all wrong
(And when you reach the bathroom
The line is five miles long!)

Leo:
But still there's nothing like a skit at (Otakon, Ohayocon, AnimeNEXT)!

Both:
There's nothing like a, (Otakon, Ohayocon, AnimeNEXT) skit!

Max:
You swear you'll never go again
The masquerade is not worth while!

Leo:
You make that vow and then somehow

Both:
You're back there on the aisle!

That's why there's
Nothing like a skit at (Otakon, Ohayocon, AnimeNEXT)

Leo:
There's nothing like a (Otakon, Ohayocon, AnimeNEXT) skit!

Max:
(Till you're in movies!)

Leo:
There's nothing like a (Otakon, Ohayocon, AnimeNEXT) skit!

Max:
And though the con is expensive at a hundred bucks a throw!

Both:
There's nothing like an (Otakon, Ohayocon, AnimeNEXT) skiiiit!


Lawlz I R SO COOL

O.O That's all I have to say lol.

Thats it, "Springtime for Gendou" is our AnimeNext skit kthxbai. PLUGSUITS!

HAHAHA EPIC <3

Holy shit, that was AWESOME.

And I demand to be a part of it.

you get to be Shinji after a growth spurt so none of his clothes fit lol

I demand fitting clothing as part of my demands, though...

I could do Shinji, though. The plug suit would be a fucking BITCH though, I'd think. Or expensive at the least...

lol but it's be hillaorus

LMAO plug suit with boobs?

No.

then why bother doing a plug suit?

I meant Rei and Asuka plugsuits. If Rob is Shinji he can just do the blouse and pants, because making TWO plugsuits=AHHHH lol.

Ok so cast wise:

Gendou: ?
Rei: Kimichou
Asuka: AnEdibleSeed
Misato: ?
Shinji: ?

And uh...whoever else we want? Lol.

Hahaahaaaaa zomg so much win.

I DEMAND THAT WE HAVE TOP HATS AND DANCE LIKE SHOW GIRLS

BECAUSE THAT'S AWESOME.

Anyway, anyone have any ideas how I can fix some of the lyrics to make it more Evangelion-related? The ones in parenthesis?

Also, the song is over 3:00 (3:23 to be exact) so some needs to be cut out. I know there's one part that's just instrumental for a while, I'm sure that can be cut out, but we might need to do more...

Haha, I'm all excited now

*Hijacking ur forum lollz GO PENN STATE*

I suggested a more "broadway" themed plugsuit variant to Amanda lol. Sketching at the moment. *sketchsketchsketch* I can do some for the rest of the characters too. And did you write the PenPen part in? XD Only suggestion: I beleive Tokyo was destroyed......Tokyo-3 maybe?

LOL add chibi Kaworu he can stare lovingly at shinji and gendou can glare at the gay

Rob suggested makin em more like Nazi uniforms LOL

I want it to still be Asuka's normal plugsuit, but if stuff can be added on to make it more 'razzle dazzle broadway' or, hell, more nazi LAWLZ that would be spiffy

THAT'S WHY I WANT TOP HATS T_T

As for the skit...uhh...all I have so far is -
Unfinished lyrics LAWLZ
Asuka and Rei dance and sing
Gendou stands in the middle, in his 'I'm scheming' pose the whole time. NOTHING ELSE. Just that lol