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your final year ; 
Harry Potter was born in the year 1980, but that's not where we want to be. No, let's go back further. Here is where we want to be. It's March of the year 1978, dolls. The infamous Marauders are in their seventh & final year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry; the first war against the Dark Lord is about to begin. The Hogwarts students are joined by some guests this year. What role will you play & where will you end up?
It's all in your hands now.
0180 • gryffindor
0165 • ravenclaw
0020 • hufflepuff
0235 • slytherin
0050 • beauxbatons
0010 • durmstrang
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skin coded by dean.
side bar graphics by maria.
photos from foto decadent.
explanations of locations by HP-lexicon.org & Wikipedia.
topbanner by maria.
sub-plots & canons by the admin & respective members.
canons & locations & story belong to j.k. rowling.
practically everything on here was made or thought of by us. do not think about taking any of it without permission.
you will suffer greatly if you do. c:
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 darklord ( CONFESSIONAL );, in which kam&stu make hp song parodies.
| MADLEY, hadley |
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brokenGLASS ` to me
Group: ravenclaw.
Posts: 54
Member No.: 33
Joined: 23-December 07
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DARKLORD CONFESSIONAL
( an imaginary HP band ) bloody hell?
Once upon a time, a Stu and a Kam decided they wanted to make a band. But, unfortunately, they lacked the voice, skill, and general talent to form a proper, real one. So, combining their love for HP, their adoration for humor, and their passion for writing lyrics / parodies on lyrics, the duo constructed the lovechild that was Darklord Confessional in their minds ( with scissors, yarn, and glitter, kthx ). And they decided to put their lyrics on Asphyxiated and take the imaginary / hypothetical band far more seriously than needed. The end, parodies © to Stukam Inc, album covers, etc. Free tickets to not-really-concerts for all.
Feel free to suggest overplayed / old / cliche / irritating songs that we should make a parody of. Orrr any HP ship. ;3
Stu plays the imaginary drums, and Kam plays the figmental keyboard.current album the songs
"Lily" ( to the tune of "Girlfriend" )
Hey, hey, Lily, I don't like your boyfriend.
No way, no way, I think you need a new one.
Hey, hey, Lily, I could be your boyfriend.
Hey, hey, Lily, we are best friends aren't we?
No way, no way, we shouldn't keep it secret.
Hey, hey, Lily, I want to be your boyfriend!
Your hair's red, I want him dead, you're superstitious.
I want to ride on your broomstick ‘till it makes me sick.
Don’t you know that jerks are out and greasy nerds are in?
( no jerk, no jerk, no jerk, no jerk )
Don’t pretend; I think you know shampoo’s pointless.
And hell yeah, I’m the fuckin’ halfblood prince ( ... ess! )
I can tell you like me too and James is an ass
( an ass, an ass, an ass, an ass )
He’s like, overrated.
I want, to see us mated.
If we were birds, we’d be of a feather.
So shut up and snog me in the hallway.
Hey, hey, Lily, I don't like your boyfriend.
No way, no way, I think you need a new one.
Hey, hey, Lily, I could be your boyfriend.
Hey, hey, Lily, we are best friends aren't we?
No way, no way, we shouldn't keep it secret.
Hey, hey, Lily, I want to be your boyfriend!
Your hair's red, I want him dead, you're superstitious.
And even though I’m Slytherin I know you’re lustin’ me.
Lily Evans just admit you want in my gray underwear
( wear, wear, wear, wear )
So come over here and tell me that James is a queer.
Or better yet make antler boy disappear.
I don’t want to see his quidditch stick ever again
( not again, not again, not again, not again )
‘Cause he’s like, overrated.
I want, to see us mated.
If we were birds, we’d be of a feather.
So shut up and snog me in the hallway.
Hey, hey, Lily, I don't like your boyfriend.
No way, no way, I think you need a new one.
Hey, hey, Lily, I could be your boyfriend.
Hey, hey, Lily, we are best friends aren't we?
No way, no way, we shouldn't keep it secret.
Hey, hey, Lily, I want to be your boyfriend!
Ohhh - in a wand flick we’ll be going down to potions.
‘Cause James like, like isn’t in that class.
We’ll stir it up, add some love and frog juice in.
Screw my mother, you’re mudblood but you’re bangin’.
Ohhh - in a wand flick we’ll be going down to potions.
‘Cause James like, like isn’t in that class.
We’ll stir it up, add some love and frog juice in.
Screw my mother, you’re mudblood but you’re bangin’.
Hey, hey, Lily, I don't like your boyfriend.
No way, no way, I think you need a new one.
Hey, hey, Lily, I could be your boyfriend.
No way, no way.
Hey, hey, Lily, we are best friends aren't we?
No way, no way, we shouldn't keep it secret.
Hey, hey, Lily, I want to be your boyfriend!
No way, no way.
Hey, hey, Lily, I don't like your boyfriend.
No way, no way, I think you need a new one.
Hey, hey, Lily, I could be your boyfriend
( no way, no way )
He-eyyy, we are best friends aren’t we?
No wa-aay.
We shouldn’t keep it secret.
He-eyyy, I want to be your boyfriend!
No way, no way!
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| GREYBACK, felan |
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give me ROCK&ROLL;}
Group: slytherin.
Posts: 88
Member No.: 38
Joined: 24-December 07
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yehman. we just rawk like that. xD
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| PIERRE, reeve_ |
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lol
-fan mail-
-write's lots of fan mail-
Init though'
LOL
You should do GO GREASE SNAPEY
MAKING ALL THE POTIONS NOW
GREASEY SNAPEY, GO GREASEY SNAPEY
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| CARROW, alecto |
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` carcrash•HEART_
Group: ravenclaw.
Posts: 50
Member No.: 43
Joined: 25-December 07
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*Fan girl flail* WE SHOULD GET T-SHIRTS. <3
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| EDGECOMB, alice |
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} c'mon, boy
Group: gryffindor.
Posts: 241
Member No.: 54
Joined: 27-December 07
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-is slayed- xD
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| ABERCROMBIE, elnora |
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never ever { f a d e •
Group: ravenclaw;
Posts: 59
Member No.: 4
Joined: 26-November 07
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HAAAI! -Waves- =D
I have a request!
Maybe do a song to "Umbrella"?
Dunno what topic thouuugh. Maybe...
umm....>_> I dunno. Surprise me?
<333
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| MADLEY, hadley |
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brokenGLASS ` to me
Group: ravenclaw.
Posts: 54
Member No.: 33
Joined: 23-December 07
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Oooh, t-shirts and buttons. :o Stu, you should totally design those in little images or something. xD
UMBRELLA. That's on our list. ;o Near to "Bicycle Race" and "Toxic." xP
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| DEAN! |
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BEATINGhearts, BABY ;
Group: admin ;
Posts: 85
Member No.: 1
Joined: 24-November 07
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... have i ever mentioned
i love you both? x3
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| POTTER, edwin |
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Homemade t-shirt's!
[ Don't say nout' bout my crappy lily xD]
Roll up Fan shirt's!
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| MONTAGUE, edward |
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xDD I love you people. You make me see goodness in the world.
in real life, I am severus undercover
no joke
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| CARROW, alecto |
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` carcrash•HEART_
Group: ravenclaw.
Posts: 50
Member No.: 43
Joined: 25-December 07
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YOU'RE ALL CRAZY AWESOME. Now I'll buy three of those T-Shirts, thankyouverymuch. <3
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| MONTAGUE, edward |
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Unregistered
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-steals shirts, copies & mass produces-
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| PIERRE, reeve_ |
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Unregistered
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-Points my wand at edward-
Hey, kid! Leave my shirt's alone..!
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| CARROW, alecto |
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` carcrash•HEART_
Group: ravenclaw.
Posts: 50
Member No.: 43
Joined: 25-December 07
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Are you doing Milkshake, by any chance?
My Milkshake brings all the [[ Insert Character name here ]] to the yard~ <3
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| ROOKWOOD, adrasteia |
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cold hard { b i t c h
Group: slytherin;
Posts: 67
Member No.: 56
Joined: 27-December 07
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OoooOooOoh! Do the Milkshake song for Sirius.
As in, he's singing it. xDD
'Cause it fits.. like woah.
"My milkshake brings all the girlies to the yaaard" =D
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