pose flash flash

[William Isaac Thomas]

-starts banging the phone on the table in fear it's not letting the call go through and that's the reason it's had a chance to ring...once-

[Chaos Monahan]

-rolls over in bed and grabs cell phone, flips it open-

Hello? -groggy, slow, somewhat tired voice-

[William Isaac Thomas]

-almost drops the phone in a panic to get it to his ear-

CHAOS! Chaos. Where are you? Miami? Wait, no. Are you back from Tokyo yet? Because if not I can fly out there too. I'll bring a batch of my famous vegan fajitas, although I don't think they'd take to airtravel well so I might have to save them for when I actually LAND, but you know...

-pause and finally takes a breath-

You okay snookie pie?

[Chaos Monahan]

-sits up and rubs his face a little bit-

Will? Uh yeah I'm back from Tokyo, I'm at home right now.

-pause-

I'm alright I guess,I feel like crap, I haven't been out of bed in a couple of days...kind of pathetic when you think about it

[William Isaac Thomas]

-grins-

Well I could always come join you and make it a party.

-shakes head-

GAH! Bad Will! Not the time.

[Chaos Monahan]

-light laugh-

I don't want you to have to fly all the way out here just for me, it's not like I am dying or anything.

[William Isaac Thomas]

See?! People SAY that and then BAM! Disease. It happens, you know. Especially to people who are just laying in bed even though you think that would be helpful and curing. Truth is the doctors lie! The best thing is to go out and party and THAT, my friend, is why I am going to call up that oh so glorious father of mine -cough- and get my bootay to Miami to see your beautiful bod.

[Chaos Monahan]

-another light laugh-

I don't think I'll be getting sick anytime soon, but now that you put it like that...I probably should stop saying things like that.

-lays back down in bed, cat meows somewhere in background-

I guess it would be pointless to argue with you huh?

[William Isaac Thomas]

-smirks-

Isn't it always?

-spins in his computer chair-

So...um...what happened? She wasn't THAT old yet. Was it like a medical thing?

[Chaos Monahan]

Yes actually... -low laugh-

No she wasn't that old yet, She ODed on meth and vodka...go figure...I can't WAIT to see what those jackass paparazzi are going to do with that.

-pause-

No offence meant, I love you.

[William Isaac Thomas]

-super pout-

No, no! No apologies needed! I don't even think of myself as that with you. It strictly bff basis with you, and right now if I could smother my snuggle muffin with hugs I totally would.

-grabs nearest stuffed animal and hugs instead-

[Chaos Monahan]

-sighs-

You know something? I hate my mom, I shouldn't be so broken up about this, but I am. I really don't get it

-groans-

I could always fly out there, press is camped out in my front yard, kind of annoying. I mean if you want some depressed loser on your couch.

[William Isaac Thomas]

-pets stuffed animal-

Awww. There, there. She's your mom. You're supposed to be a LITTLE upset, even if she was a totally drama whore. AH WAIT! I didn't mean that. I shouldn't speak ill of the dead, but...yeah. I'm sure you can tell what I'm thinking because you're hot like that.

-winks to absolutely no one-

I effing LOVE depressed losers on my couch! It's so fun to force feed them bananas and happy pills with the monkey nextdoor. You think you might be able to actually pitchfork your way through the mob at your door? Because I think I met an assassin online once...

[Chaos Monahan]

-shrugs and sits up in bed again-

Yeah let's just say my childhood was depressing and my mother was satan in a skirt. But she was still my mother...You can say what you want, I know what's meant to be said.

-laughs a little bit-

If Rien can do it, I think I can; I just might have to sick Cookie on them. -lame attempt at a joke-

[William Isaac Thomas]

-shakes head-

No way, man. If I speak bad about people six feet under the worms will just be that much harsher on me when I go. Definitely NOT a good thing. I'm pretty sure they already have nasty plans for me.

-shivers-

Hahaha. Cookie? Oh yeah. That might work with an escape from the ladies because they'd be memorized by how cute that widdle kitty is.

-laughs-

Those bullies are out for blood though! It makes me worried about you.

-super frown-

[Chaos Monahan]

Scared of wormies Will? -chuckle, then sighs-

Yes because she's totally terrifying with her purring, I mean growiling.

-shakes head-

They always are...I should be fine though.

[William Isaac Thomas]

-folds arms across his chest-

You sure? Well when's the soonest you can get out here then? Because you know how much I like to smother you in my looove.

-smiles-

[Chaos Monahan]

I don't know.

-pulls phone from ear and looks at the time, puts it back to his ear-

If I make some calls, pull in a couple of favors, could be out there late night.

[William Isaac Thomas]

-shock-

Really? That soon? You can have a little more alone time if you really need it you know. Not that I'm complaining. I just don't want to be selfish, ya know? Do whatever you need first, babe.

-starts cleaning-

[Chaos Monahan]

I need out of Miami, out of my house, and it's probably a bad thing if I stay alone. With you I have someone to smack me if I start drinking....you know how I am.

-gets out of bed and walks into the kitchen-