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Clint Dissmore

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Did you know that over 1000 birds a year die from smashing into windows? Please watch out for windows today, Uccellino. P.S Are you up for the challenge of family dinner tonight?

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Leo De Luca

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No promises. You know this town as well as me. And fucking really? Please tell me you told me this before....

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I understand entirely, we had to cover that shooting in the East block today. Not pretty. Something about the summertime rouses all the little birdies from their nests. It's only a mater of time before PETA sticks their noses into downtown Chicago. Mother says you should eat more. I don't know why, you're not even here, she can't see you. It's some kind of supernatural gift of hers- Darling apparently you should eat more and I should shave.

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Leo De Luca

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Yeah, wasn't there for that one. I was on the other side of town dealing with a domestic. So thanks for never hitting me, ya know. And your mother is crazy. I'm the one who feeds you, babe. And no shaving. I love your scruff, but just trim it if we go over there. Your mother won't be mad if I fall asleep on your shoulder, will she? PS. Fuck PETA

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You're welcome. It's hard sometimes, y'know. I can hear the wife beaters whispering my name from the thrift store on 22nd. But then you feed me and the beast is soothed. <3 Mother says you should eat more. I don't know why, you're not even here, she can't see you. It's some kind of supernatural gift of hers- Darling apparently you should eat more and I should shave. You're entirely right. I think there's something wrong with me, an Italian that can't cook. Remember that time I caught the cereal bowl on fire? I shudder at the thought of a world without you. I'll tell her I have to buy a new razor, the least I can do is give you that. Is that a more confident agreement to dinner? My shoulder is all yours, darling. Have at it.

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Leo De Luca

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Leo my lion. You snore like a lion, except I don't know if lion's snore.... And you do realize you caught WATER on fire. But I love you regardless. And yeah, it is. I'm downing red bull and it's not helping me stay awake.

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Snoring, roaring. It's almost the same thing right? Right? At least your singing, Uccellino, is pleasing to the ears. Loved the shower solo this morning. I didn't know you had Whitney Houston in you. And thank God you do. You can be Italian instead. I'm glad you're coming. I know everyone loves seeing you, but not nearly as much as me. Even if you fall asleep. Sleepy little bird, I promise we won't stay long.

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Leo De Luca

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You heard that? Ugh, for some reason it was in my head. That, and I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU. Singing. I sang it in my head just now. Tomorrow I'll be back to old school rock, trust me. That works. I didn't sleep much last night. I watched you instead. Something felt off I guess. Hopefully they won't judge too much.

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Now that you've expanded your horizons I'm going to laminate a request sheet and stick it on the shower. Just saying. Don't be surprised. They should have never given me access to that machine at work. Watching me sleep, sounds exciting. Was it like a nature documentary? Did Morgan Freeman come in to haunt your subconscious commentary? Please say yes. There's no such word as 'judge' in this family. Jimmy got a mail order bride and brought her over last Thursday, apparently. Doesn't speak a word of English. I'd tell you her name if I knew how to spell it. We're taking bets on how long it lasts, should we get in on this?

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Fine. But I reserve the right to not sing something stupid, so be warned. And might have to have you sing back up or do a duet. Haha, I wish. It was more depressing than a Morgan Freeman voice. And did he really? Jesus. Is she from Russia? Did she come with vodka? And don't bet on love, Leo, it's not nice.

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Now that you've expanded your horizons I'm going to laminate a request sheet and stick it on the shower. Just saying. Don't be surprised. They should have never given me access to that machine at work. If that's what it takes to hear Stevie Wonder then you bet your fine ass I'll be your harmonica sound effect. <--- love at its finest. Depressing? Is my snoring that bad? I think she's Ukrainian, so, pretty much. Almost the same things in terms of alcohol. But unfortunately I think she came over dry. If it makes you feel better we aren't betting on love, we're betting on how long it takes her to snap. She's quiet. Too quiet.

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Leo De Luca

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Sounds like a date. Can we do it now? Still, how would you feel if someone in your family bet on us?

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No no no, that ruins the fun. You have to wait for the right time, the right moment. Besides, you need to be on the top of your game for that level of extreme. Alright, alright, I kid I kid. Love you too <3 What's your ETA, officer?

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That moment could be now. ETA like half an hour. Do I have time to nap before we go or is that unacceptable? BTW you get to drive, I revoke my rights since I'm so tired.

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Fantastic, I'll be here when you get home. Watch out for glass windows, see you soon.

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