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Guest - April 12, 2012 12:24 AM (GMT)
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- - - - - I DIDN'T TAKE NO SHORTCUT, I SPENT THE MONEY THAT I SAVED UP
OH, MOMMA RUNNING OUT OF LUCK, LIKE MY SISTER DON'T GIVE A FUCK - - - -

P O S T - P O T T E R . A P R I L 2 0 2 5 . M O D E L S - O N L Y . A D V A N C E D

BARELY LEGAL ,
    "I want to be Sherlock!"

    "Me too!"

    "Well, we can't all be Sherlock."

    "We're going to have to have a vote."

    "Well I vote for me."

    "I vote for me."

    "I vote for-"

    "Alright alright alright, we get it, everyone wants to be Sherlock. We have to think of a way to decide."

    "You know, Eugene said that the Sherlock should be the one to solve a great mystery."

    "Sooo..."

    "The Albus Potter case."

    "Well, if Eugene said it, then fine. Whoever solves the Albus Potter case first, finds the culprit and exacts a confession, they will be the new Sherlock. Those that agree to these terms say 'Aye.'"

    "Aye."

    "Well then. You guys can stay and chat, I've got a mystery to solve."


    - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -


    "Maybe we can ask that juggling kid to be our friend."

    "...cool."

    "..."

    "..."

    "You guys, I just realized something."

    "What, Dom?"

    "I'm really, really, really good-looking. If I could, I'd date myself."

    "..."

    "What?"

    "Dom, you're dating Vivienne."

    "Yeah, but if I could date myself, I'd dump Viv and date myself."


    - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -


    "Amethyst, oh Amethyst, I want you, I need you, my loins burn for you!"

    "Stop it, this isn't funny!"

    "Unhand her, you villain! Amethyst, my darling, my joy, my love-"

    "Wally, what the hell are you doing?"

    "Anais, my love for you lives no longer, I have moved on to greater things, oh Amethyst my sweet semi-precious jewel, how delicate are your rosebud lips-"

    "Rapscallion! How dare you make eyes at my woman!"

    "Stop itttttttt! Is this a joke? You-you guys are so mean!"


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    There's only two months left in the school year, and the kids are making the absolute most of it. This is a carefree generation, one who exists on only sex, drugs, rock & roll, and pure, unadultered mayhem. And one that's definitely not ready for the real world.




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