Title: BARELY LEGAL ,
Description: POST-POTTER, IF
Guest - April 12, 2012 12:24 AM (GMT)
- - - - - I DIDN'T TAKE NO SHORTCUT, I SPENT THE MONEY THAT I SAVED UP
OH, MOMMA RUNNING OUT OF LUCK, LIKE MY SISTER DON'T GIVE A FUCK - - - -P O S T - P O T T E R . A P R I L 2 0 2 5 . M O D E L S - O N L Y . A D V A N C E D BARELY LEGAL ,"I want to be Sherlock!"
"Me too!"
"Well, we can't all be Sherlock."
"We're going to have to have a vote."
"Well I vote for me."
"I vote for me."
"I vote for-"
"Alright alright alright, we get it, everyone wants to be Sherlock. We have to think of a way to decide."
"You know, Eugene said that the Sherlock should be the one to solve a great mystery."
"Sooo..."
"The Albus Potter case."
"Well, if Eugene said it, then fine. Whoever solves the Albus Potter case first, finds the culprit and exacts a confession, they will be the new Sherlock. Those that agree to these terms say 'Aye.'"
"Aye."
"Well then. You guys can stay and chat, I've got a mystery to solve."
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"Maybe we can ask that juggling kid to be our friend."
"...cool."
"..."
"..."
"You guys, I just realized something."
"What, Dom?"
"I'm really, really, really good-looking. If I could, I'd date myself."
"..."
"What?"
"Dom, you're dating Vivienne."
"Yeah, but if I could date myself, I'd dump Viv and date myself."
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"Amethyst, oh Amethyst, I want you, I need you, my loins burn for you!"
"Stop it, this isn't funny!"
"Unhand her, you villain! Amethyst, my darling, my joy, my love-"
"Wally, what the hell are you doing?"
"Anais, my love for you lives no longer, I have moved on to greater things, oh Amethyst my sweet semi-precious jewel, how delicate are your rosebud lips-"
"Rapscallion! How dare you make eyes at my woman!"
"Stop itttttttt! Is this a joke? You-you guys are so mean!"
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There's only two months left in the school year, and the kids are making the absolute most of it. This is a carefree generation, one who exists on only sex, drugs, rock & roll, and pure, unadultered mayhem. And one that's definitely not ready for the real world.
