: Breaking News – A press conference was held today at the XWW Head Quarters is Elmira New York, lets go now to the footage! :

The scene opens with a large gathering of reporters outside XWW home office in the blazing sun. We see all the world news and local teams are there standing in front of a make shift stage with a podium in the center. We then see an old familiar face, as XWW living legend Mr. Saturdaynight walks out, and takes his place at the podium. The reporters look shocked as some clap and cheer, but ALL raise their hands for a question! Who wouldn’t its fucking MSN! MSN smiles and looks out to the crowd of hands.
Mr. Saturdaynight:
I would first like to say thank you for coming this evening. Now before I answer questions I would like to state me and Tommy Tompkins have come to terms on a new contract, releasing me from my twenty year, and dropping it down to a five, with better benefits! So as of today I am back in XWW Fulltime! Now I may take your questions.

They all shout and raise their hand as he points at one and he speaks.

Reporter 1:
MSN where did Dick go?

MSN drops his head looking sad before taking a deep breath and speaking.

Mr. Saturdaynight:
Sadly I lost my beloved Dick somewhere in the Middle East during my presidential campaign!

Reporter 1:
Did he die?

Mr. Saturdaynight:
No sir! I took my little Dick out for a night on the town, and lost him in the black market trade!

Reporter 2:
You mean to tell us you sold Dick to the black market?

Mr. Saturdaynight:
No ma’am, I would never sell my little dick! But there is a huge market for Midgets.

Reporter 3:
They like being called Little People champ!

Mr. Saturdaynight:
WHAT EVER MOTHER FUCKER!!

And awkward moment of silence sets in, before reporter 1 continues.

Reporter 1:
So did you drop out of the presidential race?

Mr. Saturdaynight:
Yes! But only because No one told me I had to actually be on the ballot, who knew right? But that brings me to the real reason I came back to XWW!

Reporter 2:
To become world champ?

Mr. Saturdaynight:
World champ? No shut up! I came here because I have seen the nonsense James Myers has been pulling here since taking charge, and I say enough is enough! I am a man of the people and for the people! A man who knows what it’s like to be a wrestler in XWW as well as a frustrated fan at home! That’s why I Mr. Saturdaynight Placing my nomination for XWW presidency of… well of the world! Under my regime we will seek new heights and go to where XWW is supposed to be!

Reporter 3:
XWW don’t have a president, in fact when was the last president of a real federation!

Mr. Saturdaynight:
WHAT EVER MOTHERFUCKER!!........I challenge Mr. Myers or The Viper, let the fans and the roster decide! James I know your watching, just like everyone in the back right now! I challenge you for your job, rather debate or a match, or a vote! You don’t have the brainafication skills to run this company! So remember vote for MSN! No more questions

MSN walks off as a spew of questions come from the reporters, as the scene fades.

[WARNING…. You are now dumber for reading this, and in no way does this Role Play make any sense, then again Stalker Knight didn’t make sense, and he came back from the dead TWICE…]