Surprise Appearance, and a suprise announcement

[Pandemonic]

*The scene opens on a packed house at an XWW house show where people are beggining to stand up to leave as Demons suddenly plays loudly from the PA. The fans quikly take their seats, eager to see the non-scheduled DWO appearance. Pande and Dread make their way into the ring, Pande holding a mic.*

Pande: Now I know you folks weren't expecting us to come out here, but we have a bit of an issue with the card scheduled for next week. Speciffically, we have a problem with my HardKnox title defense against Sal Fannybag.

*Dread turns to Pande and whispers in his ear*

Oh, my bad... my title defense against Sal Fairydust. Now, Gallo, just because you're tight with the boss, don't think that gives you the right to put your boys in matches they don't belong in. Hell, I can think of a dozen guys more deserving of a title shot. Guys like Stalker Knight, Bryan Banyon, Nahuel Everstar, Thug Ice, Dave the guy who sells popcorn in section D, Billy the Audio Tech in the back, Debrah from Oregon in the fifth row, even Dick the cameraman here!

Now.... I want to make one thing perfectly clear. I am not, I repeat NOT, running from this match. No, Gallo, I'll give your boy his shot... on two conditions. One; When I first won this title, as it was the only hardcore title in XWW, I vowed that each and every one of my defenses would be contested under some extreme stipulation, and this will be no different. So Sal, if this match is going to happen.... it'll be a Texas Bullrope match!

*The crowd explodes in cheers, causing Pande to pause for a moment*

That's right, Sal, you and me, our wrists bound together by an eight foot length of bullrope, first one to touch each of the four turnbuckles without interuption walks away HardKnox champ. Now that... brings me to my second condition. As everybody knows, soon the DWO and the Horsemen will lock up over the Tag Team belts. When I am victorious in our match, Sal, the DWO gets to apply any stipulation we want to that match, to be revealed only minutes before the match begins. So Horsemen, I know you're in the back, and I know you can hear me. Get your asses out here and let's make this official.

*Both men lean on the ropes, staring up the ramp, awaiting the Horsemen*

[TBC Gallo, Sall, Hogg]

[Big Sal Fanucci]

Seek and Destroy hits the Pa system and Will and Sal walk out on stage and will lifts a mic as the music dies down.

Will: Pande ,Pande Pande, what kind of fool are you!? I know you asked Sal for an answer and he will give ot to you in a few minutes, But I want to address your second foot in your mouth and he will address the first one.
The crowd boos as Will pauses then conti ues.

Will: You see DWO there is one problem with that tag title stipulation and gthat is it will not happen because Sal is not going to lose to this week to you Pande especially if it is a TEXAS BULLROPE MATCH. You should have done your homework there HardKnox Champ But I'll let Sal tell you why.

Sal takes the mic from Will and a wide grin comes on his face as he begins.

Sal: You want a Texas Bullrope match with me Pande? ME? Oh man I love taht idea but you sure the hell will regret it after the show ends Monday night that is for damn sure. You see Pande there is one thing you forgot to look at and that was the time I spent in Texas wrestling, Now That isn't in my bio so if you looked there then shame on you. You needed to check a better film library to see that part of my career. Ha, Ha I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news Pande but, Oh Hell no I am happy to tell you this, It might wake your ass up! And that is Pande, I have won more Texas Bullrope matches in less years in the business than Jake Wade! Chew on that for a few minutes Pande. You see Jake is a MASTER at the Texas Bullrope match and I am right behind him on that list pal! That is one of my most favorite type of matches to be in man. Hell Will and I use a Texas Bullrope at least once a week in the ring at our gym just to stay sharp at it too. And besides that for your information I was the last officially recognized NWA Bullrope Champion, True that title doesn't exsist anymore but it is still in the record books Pande, I think you should have done better research before choosing that specific match stipulation moron! See you Monday night Pande and boy am I going to have me some fun with you too!

Sal hands the mic back to Will and he speaks again.

Will: Pande, The old saying "Becareful what you ask for ,You just might get it " ring a bell in that empty head of yours? I hope so cause you just got what you asked for! Hogg, If you can hear me make it offical bbecause there is no way Pande is defeating Sal in a Bullrope match.

Will and Sal begin laughing loudly as they head to the back as thier music plays and Pandemonic and Dreadnaught just look at each other, A sincere look of surprise on thier faces as they begin to talk to each other about what just occurred.

fade out.

(TBC BY PANDE)