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U-Sector Supporters of Toronto FC, USector, U Sector, MLS, Soccer, Football, Fans Comedy? Yes Please.....
roue
Posted: Apr 2 2012, 05:30 AM
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A man was walking down the street with a baby ape in his arms when a friend stopped him and asked what he was doing with the chimp."I just bought this ape as a pet. We have no children; so he's going to live with us just like one of the family.He'll eat at the same table with us. He'll even sleep in the same bed with me and my wife."
"But what about the smell?" the friend asked."Oh, he'll just have to get used to it, the same way I did."
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ThisIsAnfield
Posted: Apr 3 2012, 02:20 PM
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Man, this movie looks funny as hell: TED
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roue
Posted: Apr 4 2012, 02:34 PM
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Early Louis CK .." hey baby , would you like to have a good time ? ........"Noooooooo" Louis
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Posted: Apr 10 2012, 10:51 AM
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rpearce76
Posted: Apr 13 2012, 01:33 PM
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ThisIsAnfield
Posted: Apr 13 2012, 03:17 PM
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QUOTE (rpearce76 @ Apr 13 2012, 02:33 PM)
Texts from my dog

:lol: :lol: :lol:

First, I came here after you told me to in the Off Topic thread.

Second, I made it 2 in and was already in hysterics.
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ThisIsAnfield
  Posted: Apr 20 2012, 04:28 PM
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Damnit, I can't find a video clip of it anywhere out there (21st Century my ass) but I am still giddy from the Bazooka Joe commercial on 30 Rock last night.

"When did gum get so soft, you sons of bitches?"

Wait, found it:

Link

Way too funny. "...the broken swords of our vanquished enemies." :lol:

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Posted: May 1 2012, 07:41 PM
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:)

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Posted: May 7 2012, 08:21 PM
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Posted: May 7 2012, 08:30 PM
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Everything is going to be alright.... right?


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QUOTE (ThisIsAnfield @ Apr 13 2012, 03:17 PM)
QUOTE (rpearce76 @ Apr 13 2012, 02:33 PM)
Texts from my dog

:lol: :lol: :lol:

First, I came here after you told me to in the Off Topic thread.

Second, I made it 2 in and was already in hysterics.

:campione:
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herthabsc
Posted: May 17 2012, 10:21 AM
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The real Carlos Danger.


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Posted: May 17 2012, 12:00 PM
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From McSweeny's

I'M THE DISTORTED SECURITY CODE STANDING BETWEEN YOU AND THIS WEB PAGE
by Colin Nissan

Hey, there you are, Iíve been waiting for you. You probably thought you were home-free after getting this far, unfortunately, itís a little more complicated than that. Thereís the small matter of this battle of wits to attend to first.

See, Iím like the three-headed dog guarding the gates of Hades, except instead of Hades, itís Diapers.com, and instead of a dog, Iím a dyslexic computer program with a messed up vocabulary and every goddamned funhouse font in the book. Stretched, squeezed, windswept. Iíve got gel filters thatíll render any word virtually unrecognizable and camouflage backgrounds thatíll make you want to ralph all over your laptop. So put on your glasses and get comfortable. Letís get this typographical acid trip started, shall we?

I couldnít help but notice you doubled up on everything in your cart. Two tubs of formula, two jumbo packs of Huggies Snugglers, even two sets of binkiesóone pink, one blue. Apparently the stakes are twice as high as I thought. Maybe thatís why you just flubbed KITTEN, my layup of an opener, with a minor blur and very basic warp effect. Sorry to say but itís only gonna get uglier from here.

Ever heard of a JYKKRWVTE? No? Thatís because itís not a real word. Not even in Iceland. I made it up because Iím not bound by the rules of the English language. Iím bound by a promise to make sure youíre not some cyberpunk purse snatcher running around the Internet like itís a street full of old ladies with limps and mustaches. What do their mustaches have to do with anything? Let me worry about that.

I had someone pay me a visit earlier today looking to leave a comment on a blog. Iíve got nothing against a person exercising their freedom of speech, unless they happen to be a spammer pushing generic Cialis pills on an innocent gardening site. Thatís the kind of first amendment breach I canít abide by, so I spun a nice little web of alphanumeric gibberish for them to get caught in. And it was sticky, my friend. Sticky with the saliva of the law.

A while back, I remember a ďguyĒ trying to log onto his Yahoo mail from someone elseís computer, so I laid down PHLEGM PIRATE on him with a hurricane effect and the opacity dialed down to 20%. Turned out he wasnít a ďguyĒ after all, he was an automated Bot on a fraud bender, and my nonsensical double zinger got his little binary panties in a bunch. Machine to machine, I will not hesitate to go Terminator 2 on someoneís ass.

Ooh, you almost got that last one, very close. Youíre good. Really good. I bet you can almost taste those diapers. Listen, no matter how this ends, I like your spunk. But just remember, the more you miss, the more suspicious I get, and the more suspicious I get, the rougher this case-sensitive carnival ride gets. Next thing you know, youíre 0 for 12 and the nerves start to set in, you feel your palms sweating, a rage brewing inside you. You almost forget what the normal alphabet even looks like anymore and you canít hear yourself think because your twins are screaming in your ears wondering where all their shit is.

Thatís when youíve got a decision to make. Do you throw in the towel? Just call it quits? Or do you shake it off, block out those cries and focus on what you need to do? A motherís love is a miraculous thing, so letís see if youíve got a miracle in you right now because youíre gonna need one, or weíll be doing this weird word waltz all night long.
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Posted: May 29 2012, 11:02 AM
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Posted: Jun 13 2012, 02:16 PM
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Posted: Jul 17 2012, 09:06 PM
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