It had been a rather boring day at the hospital. Not many cases had come into the hospital. Though today he was mostly working in the clinic. A few people with the flu or a cold. A little boy with a broken arm. Nothing special at all or at least not to his knowledge unless that case went to another doctor.
He was reclining back in his chair at his desk, his feet propped up on his desk as he read over another patient file. She was worried about a rash on her ass? Looking over the file he saw that she was divorced and claims she has not been sexually active since the divorce. His curiosity was peaked. Daniel got up from his desk and headed down the hallway to check on his patient.
"Hello, I am Doctor Carter. I see that you are complaining of a rash on your backside. Mind telling me what you remember doing last night," he asked curiously as he sat down on a little rolling chair and looked up at her as she was about to answer. "I remember going out with some friends and having a few drinks. I passed out and then I woke up and saw the rash. Alcohol poisoning maybe?"
Daniel thought about it for a moment. "Does your ex-husband live in the same apartment as you?" The woman gave a nod of her head, and Daniel was able to put two and two together. "Well then you might want to consider moving elsewhere. It's not a rash is a rug burn, more than likely you and your ex had sex on your carpet last night."
The woman started at him completely appalled by what he had just said. He got up from his stool and gave her a smile before he headed out of the room. The woman stormed out right behind him cursing out her ex-husband the moment he picked up the phone.