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 Heroes & Villains, First of many
Craig
Posted: Nov 27 2008, 08:50 PM


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So I know it has been a LONG time seen I posted a new "Dr. Craig" thing but I am hoping to get around and posting some more. Today, the topic is Heroes and Villains. You may be thinking, what is he talking about? Well I'll show you!

Today; Thursday, November 27th, 2008. At 7:40, I Craig, had fear. Well not really but I though I wasn't going to live. So I'm Jamming out in my room with my acoustics and the door bell rings. I answer the door. It's my friend Greg, and he wanted to know if I wanted to go tobogganing with him. I'm thinking here, I'm a little to old for this dude! But I go anyways. So as I go out and get my GT, I started to walk over to the hill were we were going to met up with my buddy Jordan, who was in big trouble at my high school for winning at a underground fight club. So we were walking along until some snot noise losers came along (there was about 5 of them) and started to throw snow balls at us and called my friend Fat and started making fun of his mom who is in a wheel chair. So I yell at them to go away before I do something to them to make them never have babes (And I think now, If I just let them hit me with snow balls then we would be fine). So they walk up to me with there little pocket knifes and crap and start saying stuff. I tell them that real men don't use weapons because that means there week. So they throw there crap on the road. (I'm thinking, Oh Crap, My blood platelets are low and one punch could make me bleed to death). So there like, "Give me one reason why I shouldn't kick the crap out of you 6"4 freak" and Me, so stupidly said, Your to short, if you tried to punch me, it would feel like a flea bite then I told Greg to book it to Jordan's house. So as Greg leaves me alone with 5 other kids. I'm thinking to my self. (Remember the Jew Stu Sew classes). So one come after me with his knife and I kicked him right in the stomach and his knife landed on his foot and he threw his knife on the road with the others. and As I think about it, WHY WEREN'T THERE ANY CARS PASSING THE STREET!?!?! So It was one down and 4 to go. The 4 jumped on me, one kicked the back of my leg and the other punched my back. As I fall, I take one of the kids heads with me and just about broke his neck. So 3 down. As I had one of them in a arm lock. My buddy Jordan runs over. As soon as they saw him, they RAN AS FAST AS THEY COULD. Jordan, Greg and Branden ran over to me. Jordan turned to Greg and said, "What The **** Man! Why Did You Leave Him!" Then they helped me up and we walked over to his house, but as soon as Jordan saw them, he booked it after them. We walked over to Jordan's house to get a first aid kit. "Were the **** is Jordan?!?!" His mom said. We told her the story, and she runs over there and tells them to go **** a *Fill in the blank*. So Jordan's mom walks home with Jordan and Greg fallows, but me and Brandon left to drop of my GT. So on the way back, they come back. There leader jumps Brandon and I help him out by putting there "leader" in a head lock. Once again, they ran away. So when we walked back, I was checked out and only got one little cut. So when it was 8:10, I walked home with Jordan and he dropped me off and he saw the punks and said nothing and walked back to his house.

So as you read, you think to your self. Holy crap Craig, this can't be real. Oh but it is. When I was at my house, the only word he said to me was, HERO. The minute I got home, I sat down and though what happened and told my mom what happened. So I though to my self. I was called a Hero, someone who was in a fight with little punks. Like they were only 5 feet tall and I'm 6"4-6"5. The odds were in my favor. And as I was fighting, I felt someone with me, GOD! It was odd how this all went down. Hopefully the cops don't go to my house and ask me stuff because, I don't think my self as a hero. I just told Greg who is about 200 pounds to get someone to help me when this was over. I didn't think I would win. I just hope this never happens again.

So What I'm trying to get at is, Put Others First But If Your Going To Get Creamed, Make Sure You Have A Back Up Plain.

That's All For Now.

- Craig


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