Rules For Americans!, Your first guild to buying a car!

[Calamari]

I know Americans love those muscle cars and the revamp them and pimp them up and whatever, and this is NO WAY a European hobby. Europeans buy good, new cars, such as Smart, BMW and Ferrari(!!!). What I am trying to say is, European are better at choosing their cars. So a few rules for the American:

1. Never EVER EVER EVER pimp out your car! This is the most stupid American hobby there ever was. Please avoid pimping you car!
2. Don't buy a big, thirsty veichle like Hummer or Jeep. Beleive me, Suzuki Jimny does the work much better off-road, and it's much more compact and less thirsty.
3. If you have the money, I recommend you buying a BMW, a Mini, or a Porsche. If you don't have, just save your money until you have some.

Is that not enough? Is there's something you want to know and missing here? Feel free to question me in the Q & A thread.

[Lucario]

Well.... [I'm an Americanlolz] That was very stereotypical. It is mostly the men who like adding customized parts, etc; to their cars. Most American citizens have a car for the same reasons Europeans do. [which is to drive them, obviosuly]

And yes, even environmentally stupid Americans are finally figuring out that gas guzzling vehicles actually guzzle gas

[pokerus]

Stupid hobby? Some people enjoy their individuality, thats like saying no pimping your folders, or pictures or other thing that get pimped. (hoez lol)