Spartans sex life?, do you think he gets some much?
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Spartans sex life?, do you think he gets some much?| XxSNIPERKIDxX |
Posted: Jul 6 2008, 06:21 PM
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 Battlefield: Bad Company Wing Leader  Group: Members Posts: 27 Member No.: 10 Joined: 17-December 07  |
well he is a genetically enhanced fighting machine but does that do it for the ladies? the genetically enhanced bit must help, and he has a good voice but the armour has got to get in the way and i cant imagine he has any good chat up lines. saying i defeated the flood the coventant and ended the war seems to be bragging a bit.
what do you think? Stud or dud? -------------------- Gun £175
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| Meltdown001 |
Posted: Jul 6 2008, 08:41 PM
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 Clan Leader - Halo 3 and Shadowrun Wing Leader  Group: Admin Posts: 164 Member No.: 1 Joined: 23-November 07 |
It's my personal belief that when off duty the Master Chief is drawing in Pussy. How can he not? In fact the only person who could get laid more is the announcer who says the phrase "Double Kill" ect. That guy is just pure awesome.
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| StEdmond |
Posted: Jul 6 2008, 08:47 PM
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 Clan Leader - Wing Leader for Battlefield 2  Group: Admin Posts: 95 Member No.: 2 Joined: 23-November 07 |
LOL But actualy in the books it says when he was genetically enhanced they took away all his sexual hormone shit so he didnt give a dam about getting laid, and therefore didnt have to stop on a mission to jack-off. I guess the announcer gets the Chiefs share as well because of that
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| LTBrad |
Posted: Jul 6 2008, 10:07 PM
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 Call of Duty Co-Leader  Group: Members Posts: 74 Member No.: 3 Joined: 24-November 07 |
Well i think sniperkid is fuckd up for starting this for one!
but tbh i reckon he doesnt get much or the fact hes gay or him and cortana have like virtual sex while doing missions i mean shes in his armour so there for hes bound to be like naked in there coz i mean holy shit its gunna get hot so she could be oing a bit of cock sucking right there and all he feels while punching some grunt in the head is like little electrical sparks tapping and zapping away at his giantromonasaz cock because (genetically enhanced!) and therefore he gets his sex through cortana i mean when hes not fighting hes going to a battle zone or hes frozen! haah so either way he fighting or sleeping so the sex has to be happening when hes fighting!! -------------------- Those Who Take Up The Sword, Shall Die By The Sword.......Or As Meltdown Put It ...You Could Get Killed By A Spear Or By An Arrow!
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| DarkComet |
Posted: Jul 30 2008, 07:32 PM
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 Halo 2 Wing Leader - Shadowrun Co-leader - Halo 3 Co-leader Group: Admin Posts: 164 Member No.: 5 Joined: 26-November 07 |
Genetic enhancement ruined his libido
Now he jacks of while listening to smooth, smooth jazz --------------------  |
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