Follow these simple rules and you and I will get along fine.

1. No off-topic posting.

2. Don't screw around with me, easy way to get suspended. I take the internet serious. (It's a series of tubes)

3. Keep the flaming in the flaming section

4. Keep in mind that there are other people here. (Don't be rude to them or your post count will = 0)

5. All curse words are allowed. (Not really a rule)

6. ?????

7. Profit.

Break these rules and you will find yourself with...
1st Time- Warning
2nd Time- Posts Taken Away
3rd Time- Suspended
4th Time- Banned