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Stupid Question, Stupid answer...| Tangerina |
Posted: Mar 27 2008, 02:45 PM
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Easy peasy!
here is an example using the game on LxK: Schutzengel Q: why must I write exams? Kahlessien A: becuase otherwise rubber ducks would take over the world using 3 pieces of cheese and a cocktail stick. This might sound good BUT if the wrong duck is in charge the human race may be forced into slavery. *oh no!* oh yes... Q: why do I always get so distracted-OHMIGOSH!!! MUSIC! &&Sky A:Because you secretly want to be distracted. You just don't know it. =) Or maybe you're an alien. Like Gonzo. /totalmuppetsreference QHow does wikipedia know EVERYTHING? ---------------- It goes on and on... here's another example... Cantalope A:<answer to above question goes here> Q: Why is 6 scared of 7? Kahlessien A: I could say that 7 8 9 but that would be a lie. 7 is in fact a vegtarian who campagns agains number to number cannibalism. You can see him in the street with a billboard, 8 and 9 are against his campaign, hence the slogan '7 8 9' which counteracts 7's true purpose of saving the world of numbers from cannibals. 8 is still offended at the number of puns that feature him as another version of 'ate'. 9 has no opinion on the whole matter but likes to tap dance on small pieces of concrete. He happened to crash into 6 while tapdancing, knocking her into 7 and destroying 7's campaign material. this is why 6 is scared of 7. 7 wants revenge for the destruction of his material even though 6 was just abut to congratulate 7 on the amazing protest. pity. Q: Why I am so cool? haha. --------------------------------- Endless fun! Here is my question to start us off::: Why is air freshener never fresh? -------------------- Highland Cows are the Shizzle Dizzle!  Ah, the joys of Duck,Duck,Goose! |
      
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| MoonysGal |
Posted: Mar 27 2008, 02:52 PM
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Air freshener is imply never fresh because it is made fresh, which is how it got it's name, but by the time it reaches the shop aliens from Pluto hijack the vans carrying the air freshener, and they put disgusting scents on the air freshener, thus causing it not be fresh anymore. The drongo shop assistants never notice, so it always goes in the shop unfresh...
Why has the true meaning of Easter disappeared? -------------------- If you are a PLF and proud, post this onto your signature! If you are a Thewlisan and proud, post this onto your signature! Remus and Tonks cutest couple --True Love-- R/T are the true shizzle dizzle. "dont change your goose!"  How snazzy, I'm a prefect! |
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| Tangerina |
Posted: Mar 27 2008, 02:57 PM
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because the easter bunny is taking anti-depressants at the moment.
---- Why are fruit loops so darn fruity? -------------------- Highland Cows are the Shizzle Dizzle! Ah, the joys of Duck,Duck,Goose! |
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| MoonysGal |
Posted: Mar 27 2008, 08:03 PM
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Because they are made with a selection of vegetable oils, citric acid and a chunk of my hair mixed with your toenail clippings.
-- Why do we eat animals? -------------------- If you are a PLF and proud, post this onto your signature! If you are a Thewlisan and proud, post this onto your signature! Remus and Tonks cutest couple --True Love-- R/T are the true shizzle dizzle. "dont change your goose!" How snazzy, I'm a prefect! |
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| Tangerina |
Posted: Mar 27 2008, 08:05 PM
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because otherwise they would catch on and take over the world and t hen we would be eaten by rabid chickens..
why can't I find enough people to start up an acapella band? -------------------- Highland Cows are the Shizzle Dizzle! Ah, the joys of Duck,Duck,Goose! |
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| MoonysGal |
Posted: Mar 27 2008, 08:07 PM
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Because everyone would rather be in my African Tribal Band
---- Who killed Mr. Burns? -------------------- If you are a PLF and proud, post this onto your signature! If you are a Thewlisan and proud, post this onto your signature! Remus and Tonks cutest couple --True Love-- R/T are the true shizzle dizzle. "dont change your goose!" How snazzy, I'm a prefect! |
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| Tangerina |
Posted: Mar 27 2008, 08:13 PM
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Me
no really, what is the meaning of follow the butterflies? please psychologically analise. -------------------- Highland Cows are the Shizzle Dizzle! Ah, the joys of Duck,Duck,Goose! |
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| MoonysGal |
Posted: Mar 27 2008, 08:49 PM
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You see, if you follow a butterfly, you stop the Butterfly Effect, which means that people in China do not die. Thus, the world suddently becomes overrun with people who originate form China, and they have come with nuclear wepaons, which all say ''Made In China,'' on them, and they will attack anyone who crosses their path. So, if you follow a butterfly, you will inadvertently destroy the world with nuclear bombs. Have fun!
---- Why is there a giant rubber duck in my house? -------------------- If you are a PLF and proud, post this onto your signature! If you are a Thewlisan and proud, post this onto your signature! Remus and Tonks cutest couple --True Love-- R/T are the true shizzle dizzle. "dont change your goose!" How snazzy, I'm a prefect! |
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| Tangerina |
Posted: Mar 27 2008, 09:11 PM
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I put it there to stalk you and deliver reports on your replying progress.
--- Why am i so impatient when it comes to me and sophies roleplay? -------------------- Highland Cows are the Shizzle Dizzle! Ah, the joys of Duck,Duck,Goose! |
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| MoonysGal |
Posted: Mar 27 2008, 09:22 PM
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Because you have a time bomb that was implanted in your brain at birth, and and if anything you desire does not come in time you will explode for time has run out.
---- Why can't I reply to roleplays fast enough? -------------------- If you are a PLF and proud, post this onto your signature! If you are a Thewlisan and proud, post this onto your signature! Remus and Tonks cutest couple --True Love-- R/T are the true shizzle dizzle. "dont change your goose!" How snazzy, I'm a prefect! |
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| Tangerina |
Posted: Mar 29 2008, 02:29 PM
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BOOM. -i explode-
hmmmm.. answer this: puhshf afsj asnw akujahfJEDG HF? -------------------- Highland Cows are the Shizzle Dizzle! Ah, the joys of Duck,Duck,Goose! |
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| MoonysGal |
Posted: Apr 1 2008, 08:32 PM
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Because, otherwise the fujiiwkul would habaaberunuku
--- Why did the chicken cross the road? -------------------- If you are a PLF and proud, post this onto your signature! If you are a Thewlisan and proud, post this onto your signature! Remus and Tonks cutest couple --True Love-- R/T are the true shizzle dizzle. "dont change your goose!" How snazzy, I'm a prefect! |
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| Tangerina |
Posted: Apr 1 2008, 10:14 PM
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because it saw my exploded brain and thought 'ooooh lunch!'
-------- why hasn't sophie replied in aaaaagggggeeeeeeessss?? -------------------- Highland Cows are the Shizzle Dizzle! Ah, the joys of Duck,Duck,Goose! |
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| MoonysGal |
Posted: Apr 3 2008, 07:03 PM
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Because I have been on holiday visiting David Thewlis in his home in LA
---- Why is Flo such a mean, horrible admin? -------------------- If you are a PLF and proud, post this onto your signature! If you are a Thewlisan and proud, post this onto your signature! Remus and Tonks cutest couple --True Love-- R/T are the true shizzle dizzle. "dont change your goose!" How snazzy, I'm a prefect! |
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| carrot |
Posted: Apr 3 2008, 08:22 PM
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Because I am counting down to the return of Doctor Who.
-- Why am I counting down to the return of Doctor Who?  -------------------- Claire Ginny Hermione Ron Rose Bella
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