ofcourse you can also use other video sites, but i'll just use youtube stuff ;)
anyways, i have a couple.
this, this, and the last is something you should watch at your own riskand also,
http://www.bestofyoutube.com/just click the last link, and im happy ;)
"Mah spoon is too big..... Mah spoon is too big! MAH SPOON IS TOO BIG!"
"I am a banana."
"My anus is bleeding! For the love of god and all that is good my ANUS IS BLEEDING!"