Introduction

Okay, so this isn't in-character which is why I'm putting it here.

But I felt like I needed a place to put all the funny shit that happens on MSN when I'm talking to you guys. Feel free to make your own additions. xD

As long as it's not some inside joke. Because no one cares about those.

Here we go.

Jay:
Or... we could go to Arkansas, Colorado, Indiana, or Iowa
Quentin:
Why? Is the age of consent fifteen there? x)
Jay:
The age of consent is 14 or 15... depending, so I qualify
Quentin:
haha
Too bad those states all suck
Jay:
Indiana has Sue.
I'd looove to go there
Quentin:
Sue?
Jay:
The only almost fully complete Tyrannosaurus Rex skeleton.
As far I as know, at least
Quentin:
xDDDD
Awesome
We could go see it
and then.. have sex on it?




[after showing me a picture of a girl with lopsided boobs]
Quentin:
What happened to the boobs?
Peter:
Im not sure
She must've worn a skirt that day
Quentin:
Do skirts make you have mutant tits?
Peter:
Yes.




[on MTV's show 16 and Pregnant]
Quentin:
That show is hilarious too
MTV's new show: 6 and Pregnant
Peter:
LOL
starring trigonometry palin

Yay. Join me.

Peter:
I think Lady Gaga would keep her heels on
and like
piles of jewlery when you have sex with her
Quentin:
hahaha
she would
Peter:
It would be funny
I would pull on her wig and make her cry:
I hate her face though
But I think that's part of her appeal.
Quentin:
"Read my poker face, bitch."
Peter:
Yeah, Id poke her face with my dick.

xD

Best... conversation... ever!

Stephanie
Oh, by the way. You don't have an English accent. Its like...not the Europe part of Russia..but like the asia part...mixed with a little new york...and something else.
Mickey
I didn't know russia was in asia....
~~~
Stephanie
Psht. I see how it is. You're trying to win me over with your food.
Mickey
No, i'm trying to win you over with my food, my adorable dog, and my accent.

~~~
Mickey
BOO! Imma creeper.
Stephanie
Hey thur pretty lady.
Mickey
Hey hey heyyy *touches leg*
Stephanie
Don't make me get my girlfriend involved!!
~~
Mickey
But...I don't live in olathe...or where Logan lives...so I think i'm safe....
Stephanie
Its not like I am going to come stalk you.
Maybe.
~~~
Stephanie
OH GOD! I'm gonna like go hide in a closet from you! AND I DON'T LIKE CLOSETS!!
~
AS LONG AS YOU DONT STALK ME!
~
I'm gonna go hide in a glass box....

Quentin:
Now she's back
AND I WAS NOT DISTRACTED BY PORN
Miki:
Yeah....but where's everyone else? e_e
Quentin:
Nen is peeing
Curio has a dick in her eye
Miki:
He's been peeing for ten minutes, does he need someone to shake it for him?
Quentin:
and Fable is currently giving me a blowjob.
Maybe he has a kidney infection
or a kidney stone
and he's.. peeing... it out..
Miki:
.....
Quentin:
The last three things I've said have all been inappropriate and vulgar

Keep in mind that this is how I usually start IMs to Quentin...
Curio
I AM ON MY WAY
I CAN GO THE DISTANCE
Quentin
I'LL BE THERE SOMEDAY
IF I CAN BE STRONG
Curio
I KNOW EVERY MILE
WILL BE WORTH MY WHILE
Quentin
IF I GO THE DISTANCE, I'LL BE RIGHT WHERE I BELONG
What's uppp?
Curio
nothing much
just chillin' at home. xD

Quentin:
GO TO SCHOOL, HEATHEN
Curio:
ITS SUNDAY
Quentin
EXCUSES, EXCUSES
YOU WILL NOT GET ANYWHERE IN LIFE WITH THESE EXCUSES

LMAO HERCULES

Jay
Mine just was gay
Stephanie
like yourself
Jay
xD not the point

Last night.

Miki says:
Isaac: XD yeah, you did. -slips out his lap-
Peter says:
Alex: Wait, come back here, -tugs at- why can't you just shit on me?


Quentanamo says:
"I'm gonna go shit on the couch."
Quentanamo says:
"Alex, why don't you just go shit in the back of the room, and make sure to keep quiet."
Quentanamo says:
"Oh no, you're shitting on my hand."

lmao

(After asking her to reply to me; this is how 99% of our conversations go)

Quentin:
....
you are a big bag of poop
Miki:
You're two hours too late on that one you fool XDD
Quentin:
What does that mean? ;-;
Miki:
IT MEANS IF YOU ASKED EARLIER I MIGHT'VE XD
Now its late, my dad is already up and getting ready for work >_> -hears him-...
Quentin
BOOOOOOOOOOOO
b
hehe
Miki:
-slaps-

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: make me hard
You: I pick my nose when no one's looking.
You: Hard yet?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Jorden:
been gay since i was like... thirteen or fourteen.

Fable:
XDDD

Fable:
Join the club, baby-pop. Only I'm like... pansexual.

Fable:
...

Fable:
Horny.

XD

Jorden:
i'm homosexual. i know what i want. ^-^

Fable:
I'm sexual. I know what I want too. XDD

Jorden:
xD

Fable:
-shot-

MIKI:
-is helpful-

Jorden:
uber.

MIKI:
Like you and your condom last night >_>

Jorden:
you know.... pregnancy strengthens relationships.

Jorden:
brings people close together.

MIKI:
.....NO.