Introduction

The game is simple.

And then you fill it out using people from the school. In character. Preferably with commentary. Like so.

MARRY;; Marriage? Me? You're fucking me. But I guess, if I had to choose, it'd be Robin. Just 'cause it'd freak him the fuck out.

FUCK;; Who haven't I screwed? You bitches know you all want me. I'm gonna say that new Loki cunt. He seems pretty fuckable.

THROW OFF A CLIFF;; Augustine. There's only room for one asshole at this fucking school, and it's not you, bitch. Leave it to someone who can do it well and look good doing it.

MARRY;; Hm... if I had to chose, it'd probably be Julian Castle. I've known him since I was so young and I've grown to really feel for him.

FUCK;; Oooooh, Robin Cunningham. He's so adorable. I love the quiet ones. Robin, I fucking want you.

THROW OFF A CLIFF;; Definitely... Isaac Alchester.

MARRY;; umm.... psh... Father Damian? That'd get me sent straight to hell. And that's a fucking hot party down there.

FUCK;; Just about anybody. Just about anywhere. Especially in public, that's always fun.

THROW OFF A CLIFF;; Jack? Because you know he's expecting me to say that. And maybe Lindsi, just cause he bugs me sometimes.

MARRY;; It's Maine, dear, they just said we can't do that anymore.

FUCK;; That older Alchester, he's hot. I've heard about that Teller kid. I'm sure I'd fuck him once. And... the nurse? Who wouldn't fuck a nurse?

THROW OFF A CLIFF;; I think that's a little extreme.

MARRY;; "Hmm, Dorian Alchester doesn't do marriage. But I suppose if it was forced, I would marry Teddy. He would be so fuckable in a designer tux, and I would look so hot in a Vera Wang gown..."

FUCK;; "Lets see...who would I fuck? I dunno, definitely a student. I'm thinking, after school, on my desk, doggystyle. Not sure who it would be though."

THROW OFF A CLIFF;; "Definitely Alastaire Waldgrave, and a ton of other people. But I wouldn't taint my hands, call a professional."

MARRY;; Edward Matthew Desmarais. I love you, sweetheart.

FUCK;; The ever stunning and beautiful Dorian Alchester, of course. :3 And obviously Eddie every night for the rest of my life. ;D

THROW OFF A CLIFF;; Harrison the Bitch and Isaac the MAJOR Bitch.

MARRY;; Lindsi. Lindsi Lindsi Lindsi.

FUCK;; Lindsi. Not Father Damian. Just Lindsi.

THROW OFF A CLIFF;; my sister?

MARRY;; you fucking kidding me?

FUCK;; jack killganon, defiantly. he may be a disgrace to humanity, but he's one hell of a fuck. and probably dorian alchester. he needs to get rid of that bitchy-prissy attitude and see what it's like to get FUCKED, not just humped like a dog. i mean, c'mon, he's pretty hot.

THROW OFF A CLIFF;; st. gabes.

MARRY;; who in their right mind would get married? Marriage is a deeply flawed institution that should have been done away with years ago.

FUCK;; Isaac, in the art room, with a... paintbrush?

THROW OFF A CLIFF;; Robin. And Anatole.

MARRY;; I don't really know anyone well enough to say, but most likely Anatole. He seems quiet. And safe. Failing that, Father Damian.

FUCK;; Father Damian. With out a doubt. I believe in love over lust but... we all have weaknesses.

THROW OFF A CLIFF;; DAVID. SCOTT. Off a high cliff. With sharp rocks at the bottom. And vultures. Lots of vultures.

MARRY;; "A nice beautiful woman! Not a guy! I'm not gay...er, just...bi. "

FUCK;; "I guess...just...someone like....ANATOLELIAS or....DAVIDSCOTT....maybe....Teller...er, I dunno!"

THROW OFF A CLIFF;; "...I am a man of God!...I couldn't imagine doing such a thing...*shifty eyes* AUGUSTINE VANBUREN! Definitely Augustine!"

MARRY;; father damian. i'll be his precious little altar boy for the rest of our lives (or until he catches me cheating).

FUCK;; everybody... but right now, i'm craving some augustine vansomething. tattoos, mmm.

THROW OFF A CLIFF;; the other oliver. there's only room for one oli in this school, comprendez-vous?

"Its extremely concerning how I'm on a good portion of these lists..."


MARRY;; "Well first I'd convert to Mormon, then marry Alastaire Waldgrave and Braelyn Vane. Wrestle and drink beer with Ash by day, wine and dine with Braelyn by night."

FUCK;; "Confidential. Only God will ever know. Please forgive me, my lord. Lets just say there's a good chunk of people I wouldn't mind tugging into the confession booths with me."

THROW OFF A CLIFF;; "No one's pissed me off lately, so I can't say. But definitely a certain ex-British teacher who used to be at St. Gabes. Only I'd do more than throw off a cliff. But my gang days are over...I'm a man of God now. Heh. So rot in hell Harry Sullivan."

MARRY;; .....
{And by that he means a woman.}

FUCK;; .........
{And by that, he means Jack Killgannon.}

THROW OFF A CLIFF;; You know who you are, and throwing you off a cliff isn't nearly painful enough.
{And by that, he means Augustine Vanburen.}