Introduction

MARRY;; Dorian Alchester. We could be the next Gilbert & Sullivan or Rogers & Hammerstein. And it would BLOW YOUR MIND.

FUCK;; Mateo Oliver. But not on top of my piano... well ok, maybe on top of the piano... And on the floor under the piano... And against the wall by the piano...

THROW OFF A CLIFF;; I'd say Jack Killganon but half this school would probably beat me to it. Ditto to Teller Nieves. GET A JOB.

MARRY;; Marriage? Please. I'm Noah fucking White, thank you very much. I don't suggest marriage, they come to ME. ... but every time I do indulge in a little daydreaming, it always revolves around my gorgeous New Orleans hunk. Mm Ray Larking, you could make an honest boy out of me. <3

FUCK;; I guess I'd like to give Augustine a shot, just to see what that shits all about. And then after I was left unsatisfied and vaguely disappointed, I'd like to let Dr. Oliver help me 'work out' some problems on his couch. And out of curiosity's sake, I'd like to see what all the fuss is about with Mr. Vane. He must have a dick made out of solid gold to get THAT much attention from everyone...

THROW OFF A CLIFF;; GRAYSON. MCARDIE. But I'd like it if you survived the fall so that when you're laying there, broken and unable to move, and the wild animals start eating your flesh and fighting over your exposed internal organs you can be awake and aware of EVERY. SINGLE. agonizing moment. Unable to scream and with no one around to hear even if you could.

MARRY;; .................joder. (really, who would want to marry a short, evil, Argentine stoner? Let's be realistic here......)

FUCK;; Please, why would I go stooping down the level of the rest of those fools? >> (secretly, he wouldn't mind offing Jack Killganon with all his nice piercings and then make him cry in pain)

THROW OFF A CLIFF;; NEIL. FUCKING. HALL. YOU HAD TO GO AND MESS UP MY LIFE AR%GTGF@TH#J#HG#HG%H%&*^HGWRF@#$RTFG%@!@@$#$#^% GET OUT OF MY HEAD (and when he does hurl Neil off that cliff, he will most likely jump after him <3)

MARRY;; "I have given it some thought and have yet to find a willing candidate. However, I believe I might have found someone who could become agreeable given some time."

FUCK;; "Sindre. >3 ... and perhaps Mr. Vane... And it has been brought to my attention that Mr. Vanburen has been dreaming about me in class, I would like to put him out of his misery. -_-"

THROW OFF A CLIFF;; "Ich bleibe dabei, dass du ein Lügner bist wertlos. Beide von Ihnen. Bleiben Sie weit weg von mir, wenn du Wertes Ihres Lebens... >_>"