Introduction

[Oliver Basset]

of course i'm typing this all down...

why would i write in a crappy little diary when i have enough money for my laptop?

nothing in particular that i want to talk about, nor that any of you deserve to hear, so voila.
some pictures of myself.

i know i look hot, but please, keep the jizz to yourself unless i ask for it.


she's pretty, i'm pretty. we make good friends.
don't know why i'm making that face, though...
maybe i saw a nice ass down the street?


it's not a bowl cut, i SWEAR.


it's not a tanktop, i SWE- shit it actually is... well. whatever. i look cute anyway.


yes, as a matter of fact, the bed IS comfortable. would you like to give it a try?


i don't know what i'm looking at, you don't know what i'm looking, but point is, i'm looking good.


leotards are still cool, comprendez-vous?


so are skinny white boys. ;)


not much to say besides.... i like scarves?


see what i'm wearing? yeah.... fuck you PETA.


...;)


BAM.. idk.


well, there you have it. the small amount of pictures i have of myself that aren't x rated.

xoxo
oliver aro basset
<3

[Oliver Basset]

Today, Maurice told me that I needed to lose at least five pounds before the next shoot. I kicked him in those unsightly balls of his and threatened to ditch all production if he ever insulted my ass again.

Needless to say, I got a raise AND a blowjob out of it. Maurice is a fucking pushover, which is what I love about him. Plus, he has no qualms about sleeping with employees, and the guy used to be a porn star. Anybody say 11 inches?

On a more appropriate note, I was given a baby Husky by one of the fat cats my daddy's investing in. The old ass is definitely trying to suck up to my father by showering his pride and joy with gifts, and personally, I don't give a fuck. May is the cutest fucking thing ever (Sorry Jack, Dante has to come second now).

PS. Isaac cheated on me... again. It's absolutely impossible for me to stay away from him, though. I think I do actually love him... which is troublesome, to say the least. I entered this relationship fully ready to break up within the month; I'm not exactly faithful. Who knew I'd end up actually having faggotty-ass feelings for him.. and being CHEATED on? Me? Cheated on? Merde, the boy is too perfect, even though he keeps fucking around with guys who don't even stand out in the crowd.

Alright, I'm bitter. What the fuck are you gonna do about it?

PPS. So, we've decided on an open relationship, something I wanted at the beginning. But Romeo wanted to be exclusive, so for him, I restrained myself. Not very well at the beginning (-cough- teller -cough- jack -cough- assholes -cough-), I have to admit, but I was a perfect angel after that slip up. Now I guess he's realized he's just as much of a slut as I am, and... I guess I can fuck around freely now?

I'm not sure how I feel about this. On one hand, I'm already fucking tons of guys on the side, open relationship or not. I'm a fucking porn star. But Isaac knows, and apparently it didn't count as cheating... however, I'm a nympho, something I've known for quite a while, and I need more than a fuck on the side and the same guy every night (not to say Isaac isn't fucking awesome in bed, goddamn tease). So yeah, if I look at it that way, this open relationship thing is sweet. I get to be with the guy I love and have meaningless sex at the same time. Also, I'm pretty sure I'm exhausting Isaac with my endless thirst for fucking.

On the other hand... as I said before, I love this kid. The idea of somebody else touching him makes me so mad I could shank small, starving kittens. And I fucking love kittens. It also doesn't feel right being with somebody who doesn't have his dark hair, his smooth skin...

Ugh. Je suis pitoyable... I'm fucking whipped... I disgust myself.

Anyway, enough ranting and sulking for today. Maurice won't stop calling me, apparently there's an orgy waiting for me back at the studio. I'll totally get you a free subscription for listening to me so attentively, journal.

xoxoliver

[Oliver Basset]

Isaac got me a dwarf rabbit.
She's white. She's fluffy. She's tiny. She's Anastasia.

...I fucking adore this kid. No word of a lie, I wanna move to Vermont and marry him. We can live in an expansive mountain mansion, with the entire left wing dedicated to bunnies and puppies and kitties and yes Isaac, even little fawns.

Why are Alchesters so lovely? Probably the same reason Bassets are.

Oh, and Father Damian is a pussy. Does he have any idea how much money was spent on that kinky nun costume? I looked fucking dashing in it, too. At least I know he wants it, no matter how pussified he is... if Noah still wants him, he can have him; I haven't necessarily given up, I'm just bored right now. Maybe when Braelyn isn't on his tip anymore...

On the other hand, Leo and Messian proved to be far less vagina-like, compared to their fellow teachers. And I thought Robin was hung.

.......Seth is... interesting. Ahem.

I want to watch a movie with Isaac. I haven't given a blowjob in a movie theatre in a long, long time.

xoxoliver

[Oliver Basset]

It's interesting, really, how quickly your life can go from perfect to absolutely wretched.

I got dumped today by the only boy in the world I ever put my complete trust and faith in, and now I don't really know what to do with myself. His smell is everywhere, his clothes in my laundry, that Hermes tie unopened in a box under my bed, bruises in the shapes of his fingertips on my hips; I can tell this is going to be a long process of licking my wounds in a corner.

Strangely, I can't bring myself to be angry with him. I know that he's going to go fuck the first person he'd been restraining himself from fucking while I'm sitting here in a state, but at least I can be sure of the fact that he loves me... or loved me. I don't know. Either way, for the first time from the many times we broke up before, there was no yelling, no cursing... it was civil. I think that's because it really felt like the end of it.

I've never been upset about splitting up with somebody before. I didn't know it hurt like this. But I'm not going to dwell on this forever; I'm a Basset, and once this is behind me, I'm gonna be even stronger and more fabulous than I was before... I hope.

[Miki]

HE DIDNT DUMP HIM FOOL....HE CHANGED HIS MIND

[Oliver Basset]

WELL HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT FOOL