Wario and Waluigi: Partners in Time, Funny FF

Prolouge: The Plan

Many fruit filled pies and creamy custard doughnuts ago, lived two men.. brothers to be precise who lurked in the alleyways of the Mushroom Kingdom.. As peddlers they lived in a tent, shrouded in the darkness of a Rolf's badge Emporium they stood, sitting actually; silently almost as if waiting for someone or something..
When suddenly, BANG! They hear loud crash, close by and stood as straight as a pole..

Mysterious Voice: Is anybody here? Good, I think where all clear boss!

Boss Mysterious Voice: Ha-Ha excellent, now how are we gonna get back at those stupid Mario Bros. and that idiotic blabber mouth princess?!

Mysterious voice: Well... umm.. sir.... I haven't really thought that out yet...

Boss: WHAT??!!!!

Mysterious Voice: See... sir.. the only thing I can think of is kidnapping Mario,Luigi, Yoshi, and that loud mouthed Peach to have a succesful plan and take over this pit! *Laughs histeracly*

Boss: Snap out of it boy.. somebody could be listenin' now! *Slaps Mysterious voice guy*

Wario: *whispering* Did you hear that Bro? They wanna take this joint over!

Waluigi: *whispering* We gotta do somethin' if this place get's taken over *gulps*

Both *whispering*: No more doughnuts *faint*

very funny ... i like it

It's from NSIDER :P
Chapter 1: The adventure begins!

As our heroes awake *finally :P * they have a quick sip of coffe when they look frnatically around the tent..

Waluigi: What the-? Where's our doughnuts!!!

Wario: Bro, we've been robbed!

Waluigi: Well we better check on Mario and them to check if they have benn you knowed yet!

Wario: Yeah, so then we can get our doughnuts and other things (my comb) back!

*Start dashing towards the house of the Mario bros.*

Waluigi: Mario, are you still here!!?

Mario: Uhhhh.... Luigi... get the door!

Luigi: Why?

Mario: JUST DO IT!!!!!

Luigi: Fine *answers door*

Luigi: What do you want!?!
Wario: Well see, uh.... somebody is going to come and...

Luigi: What? Shoot us? Look I don't want to buy anyhting get off my prorperty before I call Uki Uki!!

Wario: Well fine.. get kidnapped..

Luigi: What!?

Mario: What is goin' on?

Luigi: Where gonna get kidnapped!

*Suddenly a large car runs right through Mario's house*

Mysterious voice: You two, come with me now! Not you fatty! Green and Red!

Mario and Luigi: Who- who are you?

Mysterious voice: I, my friend am a Shroob-Naut..

Wario *laughs* Oh come on, that is so a fanboy name!

Shroob-Naut: Shut up stupid n00b or be hax0red!!

Waluigi *kness Wario* SHUTUP!

Shroob-Naut: Get in the car, I ensure you Red top and Celery.. We are not all Rainbows and lollipops.. us Shroob-Nauts are pretty nasty!

*Mario and Luigi get in car*

Shroob-Naut: Where goin' to Thunder Bay if you ever find it fatty and lumpo!

keep bringing them here...


:yoshi:

XD
Wario: Where in the heck is Thunder Bay?

Waluigi: Well it's for all the dough- *Waluigi is interuppted by a shady hooded figure*

Shady Hooded Figure: If it's Thunder Bay ye lookin' for I can take ye there..

Waluigi: Cut the pirate crap out man... where's the place at?

Shady Hooded Figure *many pirate lingos later* And so I can take ye there..

Wario *Wakes up and sleep bubble pops* Wha- oh yeah take us to there please..

Shady Hooded figure: it's gonna cost ye-

Wario: HOW MUCH?!?!?!

Shady Hooded Figure: All your doughnuts

Wario: BRO LET'S JUST SWIM THERE!

*As they swim they finally reach the shore of Thunder Bay*

There in front of them stands a small littly bustly community full of happy little people and big tall buildings, when there eyes meet the true meaning of this town! Goombob's doughnuts shack! The best doughnuts this side of the Mushroom Kingdom! Wow! They had finally achieved the goal of their puny lives! But this hadn't been the adventure they set off for they had to find that X-Shroob or whatever it was called, and find it fast... there was no time to waste.

dude keep bringen them they are cool

:yoshi:

Wario: Where in the heck is Thunder Bay?

Waluigi: Well it's for all the dough- *Waluigi is interuppted by a shady hooded figure*

Shady Hooded Figure: If it's Thunder Bay ye lookin' for I can take ye there..

Waluigi: Cut the pirate crap out man... where's the place at?

Shady Hooded Figure *many pirate lingos later* And so I can take ye there..

Wario *Wakes up and sleep bubble pops* Wha- oh yeah take us to there please..

Shady Hooded figure: it's gonna cost ye-

Wario: HOW MUCH?!?!?!

Shady Hooded Figure: All your doughnuts

Wario: BRO LET'S JUST SWIM THERE! <_< :angry:

*As they swim they finally reach the shore of Thunder Bay*

There in front of them stands a small littly bustly community full of happy little people and big tall buildings, when there eyes meet the true meaning of this town! Goombob's doughnuts shack! The best doughnuts this side of the Mushroom Kingdom! Wow! They had finally achieved the goal of their puny lives! But this hadn't been the adventure they set off for they had to find that X-Shroob or whatever it was called, and find it fast... there was no time to waste