Saiyuki Quotes, XD

[Toua Genjyo Sanzo Houshi 31st]

"Please don't use holy magic on civilians." -Hakkai

"shut up or I'll kill you!" Sanzo

Gojyo: Whoa dude's gone psycho man!
Hakkai: Reminds you of someone we know doesn't it...
Sanzo: ...

You cant blame race for what individuals have done.

"Embrace nothing. If you meet the Buddha, Kill the Buddha. If you meet your father, kill your father. Free of Everything you are bound by nothing, Live the life that was given to you."

Gojyo: Ugh! That guy in the 'Idol' show who's always wearing a blue suit... What was his name again? Can't remember!
Goku: I think his name starts with an 'R'...
Sanzo: That's the guy in the purple suit.
Hakkai: Another bottle, if you please!

Hakkai: Can't sleep?
Gojyo: With the starts looking like this?
Hakkai: I just saw a shooting star for the first time of my life and if I'd been asleep I would have missed it.
Gojyo: You better not do anything like make a wish
Hakkai: Come on...I wish I may I wish I might....did it work?
Gojyo: I don't know did you wish I hated you?

"God Sanzo. You'd have to be sick not to be a little turned on by that girl! Unless your a homo? Are you a homo? Better watch my ass!" -Sha Gojyo

"Hey! That's my meat, you H20 ASSHOLE!" -Goku.

Goku: If these guy's are after us, Maybe Sanzo's also...
Hakkai: A Fake Sanzo?
Goku/Gojyo/Hakkai: I wanna beat the crap out of it!

Goku: (about his broken leg) "My leg needs meat."
Sanzo: "Nice try."

Sanzo: Goku you do it.
Goku: why me? why not Hakkai, he's good with kids.
Hakkai: well Gojyo's good with women.
Gojyo: well I wouldn't want to beat up Sanzo's girlfri....
Sanzo: shut up!! Goku you fight her. you are of the same size......
Lirin: hey baldie Sanzo!!!!!

"Regretting is only a waste of time for fools." ~Cho Hakkai

"I pity them for they will never see anything beyond their eyes." ~Homura

"Where's my diner you BITCH!" ~ Goku

Gojyo: Losing Mondo Sucks.
Sanzo: Don't Say "Mondo."
Gojyo: Huh? then What?
Sanzo: "Excessively."

When they are with other Monks in "His God, My God" ...
Goku: Pooork ... Chicken ... Fish ...
Gojyo: Chicks ... Booze ... Smokes ...

Goku: (in reference to Gojyo drowning) god....the kappa cant even swim

"You monks aren't more moral than us, you just rationalize a lot better" Gojyo

Gojyo: (about Goku's broken leg) "Hey! Your legs bent all funny! ..Ewww..."

Goku: oww that hurt!
Gojyo: it wouldn't hurt if you stayed still
Sanzo: is there any way we can break his jaw
Gojyo: way ahead for you

Hakkai talks about his life line
Hakkai: it's short. oh well i guess I'm just going to have to deal with it
Goku: or you could change it *pulls out marker and makes the line longer*
Hakkai: hey it's permanent ink it won't come off
Gojyo: nope never going to come off
Hakkai: well I guess that's alright

Goku: Eww! I bet that thing tastes gross!
Gojyo: It must be nice thinking the way you do.....

Young Nii to Komyou: "I can't tell if you're brilliant or retarded"
Komyou: "I get that a lot ^^"

Sanzo: "it doesn't matter where you look.... it's only idiots as far as the eye can see"

Goku: from the day I was born 'til the day I die, the only side I'm on is my own! ~Reload theme

Goku: "god it's a bunch of carnival freaks..."
Gojyo: "I'd like to show some of those carnival girls what's under my bog top."
Hakkai: ~blows whistle.~ To much information.

Hakkai: We're currently underground correct?
Gojyo: Guess so.
Hakkai: And how did we escape the dungeon earlier?
Gojyo: We smashed the wall up good.
Hakkai: And if a wall carrying the load oa an underground Lair is broken what does physics dictate?
Goku: what?
Gojyo: Uh...the roof'll break under the weight of the sand on top?
Gojyo : Goku: !
Gojyo: Shit! why didn't you say something earlier!?
Hakkai: I did try to stop you, if you recall.

Gojyo: That hurts Dickwad!! Wrap with Goddamn care!
Goku: This is nothin' deal with it, I already said Hakkai should do it an' not me!
Gojyo: Hell no the monkey makes the wounds the monkey fixes the wounds!

Gojyo: yeah yeah Sanzo's just a poser. Our mighty priest is really very shy.


the three aspects after the Sanzo ikkou meets Kougaiji for the first time.
1: HEY! What do you mean we have 860 yen left?!
2: My, my. They're quite the big spenders aren't they?
3: ...Let's close the account.

Gojyo: heh heh. Whatever it is, it's big and hard and purple.. but then that wouldn't remind you of anything would it priesty?
Sanzo: How can you squeeze in vulgar jokes at a time like this?

Gojyo: The nimrod let himself get eaten? But he was a frickin' SANZO.
Hakkai: A Sanzo isn't necessarily offensively powerful. I'm sure he was a proper, upright, normal Sanzo.
Goku, Gojyo: OOOOH. So that's why.
Sanzo: Are you implying something.

Kougaiji: Hand over the sutra!
Yaone: Lirin-sama, I told you to stay!
Dokugakuji: What's up Gojyo?
Lirin: Sanzo, play with me!

Gojyo (talking to female innkeeper): "Have you ever done it in the rain?"
Innkeeper: "Umm...."
(Sanzo hit Gojyo with the paper fan)
Sanzo: "I sick of you chasing after some tart."
Gojyo: "Hey don't take your sexual frustration out on me."
Gojyo: "What kind of fag fights with a fan?"
Sanzo: "The one that can kick your ass."

Sanzo: Die, just die!

Gojyo: Oh, I move just like this all the time... In the bed.
Sanzo: In bed, huh? You mean like a WATER BED?!

Sanzo: You jerks ruin my reputation daily.

Goku: Hey! Using a chi blast's a dirty trick. It flies an' it's big an' stuff.
Hakkai: Er, I'm sorry?!?

Sanzo: They're not my friends; I just want to go on record.

Sanzo: He's not my companion; it's guilt by association.
Monk: If you say so...

Kenren: I'm the rambunctious general... and that includes below the waist.
Konzen: You're Kenren, aren't you?

Kenren about Goku: He's my secret son.

Gojyo: So the entire baldy community has no idea he's a complete dickhead.
Hakkai: They're putting us up for the night... Shut up.

Goku: Man, I'm hungry again. All those beans and vegetables. Blech! And I've got gas like you wouldn't believe.
Hakkai: They're Buddhists, so they're vegetarians. And if you think about farting, I'll kill you.
Gojyo: His farts would almost be welcome compared to all this incense.

"YOU BASTARD! YOU ATE ALL THE COOKIES!!!" -Goku

" Well what do you know... I hate you too" Hakkai

"GOD, GIVE HIM HIS DAMN CHICKEN AND ORDER YOUR OWN!!!" Sanzo

"It's awfully quiet back there, are you two making out?" -Hakkai

Goku: "I'm... I'm Goku! What about you, Mister?!"
Tenpou: "Big Brother is Tenpou. You can say Konzen and I are old acquaintances. Please call me Tenchan."
Goku: "Yay, it's Tenchan!"
Konzen: *sweatdrop* "Tenpou, what the heck's with Tenchan?"

Favorite Quote: "I'm going to sleep anyone who wakes me up dies" -Sanzo


" you can't kill me i'm immortal. stupid slut." Goyjo

"your hair.....it's like the sun!" yank. pulls out some of konzens hair. "you stupid monkey what the hell did you do that for." sanzo smacks goku.

"what a truly marvelous pick-up line." the merciful goddess

"flowers are nice, women are better, but i tell you a glass of good rice wine is pure heaven." kenren

"Its more beautiful than a meat bun"-Goku

"He sleeping with his eyes open...thats just way too creepy!"-Gojyo

"How weird...Sanzo shouts in his sleep"-Hakkai

"Hey! What if I have to take a wiz?!" -Kenren *tied to a chair*
"I'll mop up after you when I get back." -Tempou

"Poor guy, I guess it was too much for him to handle. He just snapped. I haven't seen anybody lose it like this since my brother told my mother he was gay" ~Gojyo Impersonator

"Listen here you little blockhead! Let me remind you, you're flammable" ~Gojyo

Gojyo looks at Goku "Hey get me another beer. . . this one's warm."
"Get your own damn beer!" ~ Goku
"I said. . . get me another beer before I shove this one up your ass!" ~ Gojyo
"You just want an excuse to get near my ass!" ~ Goku
"Why you! Don't bring your perverted faggot dreams onto me!" ~ Gojyo
"Your little unrequited love affair is getting on my nerves, get a room!"-Sanzo
"It's awfully quiet back there, are you two making out?" ~ Hakkai

"...Who do you suppose decided that the birds are free? Even if they can fly the skies unless they have a destination and a branch upon which to perch and rest their wings they might even come to resent having those wings. True freedom... true freedom may be having somewhere to return to." Koumyou Sanzou

"We're all just living so that one day,we can die laughing." ~ Sha Gojyo

"Those who take it upon themselves to kill others, have to be prepared to have others try to kill them in return. That's what they call the law of consequenses, my friends." ~ Genjyo Sanzou

"Don't act like I'm not here. Besides, what I pick up and I throw away is none of your business." -Sanzo
"Pick up? You mean like a disease?" -Goku
"Shut your mouth and move your ass." -Sanzo

" if someone was calling me like that, I'd find them no matter what and knock them in the head." ~sanzo

"boy, you're mean, after we shared an indirect kiss and all." ~Gojyo

Lirin: "Alright Sanzo Party! Prepare to meet your doom!"
*DING, all the guys with dumb looks.*
Gojyo: "I'm not really up for this you guys. You can have her."
Hakkai: "Why don't you go play with her Goku?"
Goku: "Oh alright..."

Kougajyi: "Give me back my little sister!"
Hakkai: "Please! Take her!"
Lirin: "Hi there! Good to see ya!"
*Kougajyi slaps his forehead.*
Kougajyi: "You little idiot! Get your ass up here!"

"I said i'll kill you, you damn punk" -Sanzo

"And who're you callin' bald?" -Sanzo

"And stop showing up on toppa buildings!" -Goku

"Sanzo, i think it's time to put your animal and Hakkai's animal in seperate cages." -Gojyo

"im freezing and hungry and freezing and hungry and freezing and hungry!" -Goku

"Just never thought i'd hear genjyo sanzo quotting buddhism." - gojyo
"shut up if you value your life" - sanzo

"You didn't do your homework, pal" - gojyo
"goku never says anything... without first wining for food" - sanzo
"tricky tricky" - chin yisou
*next panel* "i want food! man this day blows!" - goku

"feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedddddddddddddddddddddddd meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee sannnnnzooooooooooooooooooooo" - Goku!!!!!!

"You can call me a monkey all you want, its better than being a big red roach."- Goku
"Red roach? Where in hell did you come up with that."- Gojyo
"well if you aren't a roach, then what are thse antennas for." *pulls Gojyos hair*- Goku
"OUCH! Stop pulling them."- Gojyo

"What do you know, he was right. You can find a door just by knocking."- Gojyo

"Sanzo, my legs broken, and I'm hungry."- Goku

"Think with your head for once." *his goku with fan*- Sanzo
"Its hard with a concusion."- Goku

"Ohh I move like this all the time in the bed."-Gojyo
"Ohh, you mean like a water bed." *shoves Gojyo and Goku under water*- Sanzo
*girl laughs*
"You two damage my reputation daily."- Sanzo

"If this place had been deeper than the earth, I would not yearn for a sun I never knew."- Goku

"Who would want to leave this place, theres so much food!" Goku

"But it's kinda nice to see his feminine side," Gojyo.
*BANG BANG* Smith and Wessen.

Goku: "He took me out of the darkness, and gave me a world far far brighter then the sun.."

Goku: "Can we get some food, I'm starving..."
Hakkai: "We need to find a place to sleep first Goku, we'll worry about food later"
Goku: "But-"
Sanzo: "Shutup, it's not like your going to die of hunger..."
Goku: *Looks sick*
Hakkai: "Goku?"
Goku: *Collapses*
Gojyo/Hakkai: "Goku!"
Gojyo: "Don't you die on me monkey! I'll go get you some food!"
Goku: *Grins* Some potstickers would be noce....

Sanzo: *shooting at a cross-dressing Goku* "what the hell are you doing?!"
Goku: "Um... just a little fanservice. O.O;; "
Sanzo: "for whom??"

[Black_Wolf]

LOL...how about this...


Wolfe: *sleeps*
Sanzo: *WHAP*
Wolfe: *leaps* KYAH! WHAT?! WHAT!??!?

[elixile]

Man in bar: I've never lost a drinking game in these parts.
Hakkai: In that case, may we have something stronger?

Hakkai to Sanzo: It's simpler to raise children... though you make a decent father
Sanzo:.... I DO hope you're joking

Goku: Haha It's Black, right Gojyo! I saw you in the bath
Gojyo: *smacks him around the head* SHADDUP YOU.

Sanzo: Oy sexual harrasment Kappa *hits him with fan*
Gojyo: Ow, hey - my conquests are none of your business.... (and where do you keep that fan?)

Gojyo: Quit thinking about it, Hakkai... It'll turn you bald
Hakkai: oh my. That could be bad.
Gojyo: I know right. Just look at Sanzo

Sanzo *smacking Goku on the head with his fan* You brainless ape!!
Gojyo: You could just tell him you're relieved... But this is cuter heh.

Hakkai: You seem well. How are your injuries?
Gojyo: I'm tough. Y'know.. heart, dick, the works.

Prof Hwan: Remember your position Dr. Nii!....
Nii: Funny you should mention position

Gojyo to Hakkai: This is the First and Last time I bring a dude to my bed. (*anime nosebleed*)

Man: Wow. Lookit the Bombshell we got here. You dig men priesty? I'll tell you about green eyes but then you gotta...
Sanzo: I've gotta "what" sh*t eating
(sorry can't post that sort of stuff here... heh)

Sanzo: Your attitudes going to get you killed. NOW MOVE
Gojyo: Bombshell or not. I don't entertain guy requests
Sanzo: You're eager to die. I can help you out with that
Gojyo: Good luck trying.

[Black_Wolf]

Now for some more quotes with Wolfe and Sanzo...and whoever else I can drag in...


Sanzo: Your attitudes going to get you killed. NOW MOVE
Gojyo: Bombshell or not. I don't entertain guy requests
Sanzo: You're eager to die. I can help you out with that
Gojyo: Good luck trying.
Wolf: *pokes her head out from behind Sanzo* 'Ello, 'Ello...
Gojyo:

Gojyo: "Sanzo, i think it's time to put your animal and Hakkai's animal in seperate cages."
Wolf: *glances up, snarls an unearthly snarl, SNAPS her jaws at him*
Gojyo:
Wolf: *mutters softly, as she goes back to sleep* KAPA BAKA...


Goku: "Can we get some food, I'm starving..."
Hakkai: "We need to find a place to sleep first Goku, we'll worry about food later"
Goku: "But-"
Sanzo: "Shut up, it's not like your going to die of hunger..."
Goku: *Looks sick*
Hakkai: "Goku?"
Goku: *Collapses*
Gojyo/Hakkai: "Goku!"
Gojyo: "Don't you die on me monkey! I'll go get you some food!"
Goku: *Grins* Some potstickers would be nice....
Wolf: Another Baka bites the dust.... *mutter mutter*

Gojyo: Ugh! That guy in the 'Idol' show who's always wearing a blue suit... What was his name again? Can't remember!
Goku: I think his name starts with an 'R'...
Sanzo: That's the guy in the purple suit.
Hakkai: Another bottle, if you please!
Wolf: *chewing on a bone by Sanzo's feet* Randy?
Gojyo: Who let this dog in?
Wolf: DOG?!?! WHY I OUTTA.....!!!
Sanzo: *Anime Vein* *WHAPPU*
Wolf: OW!!! WHAT?!? WHAT?!?!?!?!