MTV VMA EDITION : PART 2

POWER COUPLE SPLIT? So it seems that Noelle Staite and her manager, Michael Butler aren't going to be tying the knot anytime soon. Sources are saying that their relationship has been on the rocks for the past month due to some major trust issues. The issues first stemmed from Butler's ex-girlfriend, Antoinette Dillard - owner of Wild Card Records. It's been said that Dillard had been pursuing Butler again, in hopes of rekindling their relationship. So much so that she's been throwing herself all over him - touching and kissing him whenever possible. Of course, Noelle caught wind of this and has reportedly confronted the multi-millionaire. This only ended with fists flying and Butler becoming a very smug man. But that was over two weeks ago and new drama has developed in this couple's relationship. After the cat fight, Butler continued to see Antoinette, stating that they were still just friends and that Noelle needed to get over it. Bothered by this, Noelle has been hanging out with her ex-boyfriend, Cedric Wade - manager of Thank God We're Immortal. And by 'hanging out' we mean 'hooking up'. We talked to a close friend of Noelle's and this is what they had to say: "She's upset with Mike. She told him that she didn't want him hanging around Nette anymore but he's still doing it. So she retaliated by bringing him to the MTV VMAs as her date. Michael was reportedly so pissed off that he ended up hanging out with Antoinette all night. But the thing is... he should really start to worry and fight for her, especially since she's starting to remember why she used to love Ced. She's falling for him. Things are starting to get messy." Can anyone say love square? We're just going to throw caution to the wind: don't mess up a good thing, Moelle. We're still rooting for a wedding!

TWO MOON MEN, TWO JEALOUS FOOLS,
ONE SMACKDOWN


Oh, it's everybody's favorite train-wreck couple, Fregan. From weddings to
babies to abortions, Tegan Miller and Frederik 'Freddy' Largeman are two
giant messes. First off, we're going to give you guys the good news. Last night,
Tegan Miller was able to pull of two big wins at the MTV video music awards.
We'd like to congratulate and applaud her for her success. Now that we've got
that out of the way, let's move on to the stupid-ass shit this girl's been pulling.
So we remember the wedding with Freddy Largeman, yes? And then the drama
with her current boyfriend, Holden Cooper. We all thought that that love triangle
had defused over the past few weeks. Tegan led us to believe that she chose
Cooper - leaving Freddy out on the streets to pine and whine. Well, apparently
that's not the case. Last night at a MTV VMA after party, Freddy led his pining
and whining straight to the source of his woes: Coopentegan. Reportedly, the
manager of Hysteria pulled Tegan away from Cooper and began to confess his
'undying love' for her and how he simply couldn't live without her. And every
body knows that if you're going to confess your undying love to someone.. don't
do it in front of their current significant other or else you just get a big, big mess.
Which was precisely what Freddy got.

Onlookers at the party said that Cooper was infuriated and jumped Freddy,
threatening the larger man that he was going to 'kill him'. Unfortunately for
Cooper, he had no chance at winning a fight against Freddy. There is a
reason why his last name and nickname is 'Largeman'. And just to spare Cooper
the embarrassment, we're going to hold off on the details. All you need to know
is that Freddy went all WWE Smackdown on his ass (as is pictured above) and
Cooper is now suffering from a concussion, a broken arm, and a severely broken
ego. Now, you guys are probably wondering who Tegan chose: the Smackdown
winner or America's dumbest blogger. The answer is: neither. Bystanders said
that she simply shook her head, collected her moon men and walked off; pissed
that they stole her big night away from her. Thattagirl, Tegan! Leave your man
down for the count and your soon-to-be ex-husband dragged off by the police!



HONEY, YOU'RE NOT REALLY IMMORTAL


Enough about relationship woes for a moment. Let's move on to some news that
doesn't involve back-stabbing and heartbreak: drug busts! Ah, we've got a girl
who's a fresh face to the scene and a virgin to the National Enquirer's newsfeed.
Landin Phelps, lead guitarist and drug addict of Thank God We're Immortal. Last
night, the all-girl group won an award for best female video at the MTV VMAs. Of
course, every win deserves a celebration, right? Well, it looks like the Canadian
girl took it a step further from drinks and drunken hollering. Last night, outside
the Palm Springs, Phelps was busted with talent scout of Wild Card Records, Levi
Kirshner buying drugs. Oh, and not the weak stuff like weed... Hardcore drugs:
cocaine and ecstasy. The fools were caught in an alley beside the Palm Springs
by the undercover LVPD who was selling it to them. Photogs caught the action
on film and we're pretty sure that the video is already circulating TMZ as we
speak. The duo was arrested and thrown into jail for the night on a bail of $8000
each. They were later released on bail, Phelps with her head down and Kirshner
with a smirk on his face. Their court date has yet to be set. And a suggestion to
Levi? You won't be able to smirk your way out of jail. As for Phelps, we all thought
you were that innocent, Canadian girl! Looks like you need to stop hanging out
with Avril Lavigne and start hanging out with Celine Dion.



STRAIGHT, GAY, OR BEARD?


Okay, we have to do this. We're back on the relationship bus. But this one's a
weird one involving outed gay man, Daniel Mickleson of Burning Empires and a...
chick?! That's right. There might be some hope for all you girls who have had a
crush on Mickleson for ages but thought that you could never have him. We're
not sure what to think of this, but Mickleson was out last night with public relations
exec, Alice Wilson of Eightball records. After the awards show, the duo headed off
to a bar together, holding hands and looking quite comfortable with one another.
We know, we know... Just because they're holding hands and talking doesn't mean
that they're dating. But it gets more interesting than that... Inside the bar, the
duo was reportedly seen making out in a booth in the corner of the bar. Hands
were everywhere, tongues were flying... and we're left going WTF?! Is this man gay
or not? Cause we could've sworn that he had a boyfriend. So what was this? An
experiment? Something to throw us for a loop? Maybe this chick really isn't a
chick. God, we don't know. But if he's up for grabs for us ladies, then hallelujah!

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BABYCAKES121 • SEPTEMBER 19TH, 3:44PM
" yeah right. i don't buy that shit at all. get your facts straight, enquirer! "



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