So, I [apparently] do a pretty good job of playing old, bitter characters that make dull situations wonderfully full of tension and snide comments, and I was wondering if anyone would be willing to let me play their prospective grandparent so I can have a connection to the town.
I haven't given my prospective character a last name since I don't know who or if I'll be related to anyone, but I was thinking about naming him Thaddeus ____.
I'm planning on making him angry, callous, and with absolutely no regard for anyone's feelings. He'd be the oak tree of the village: locked into every part of the island with his unrelenting, gnarled roots. In my experience, characters like this are the jalapeno sauce to a town's recipe, and I have no problem if the person who wants me to be their grandparent ends up hating my character. In fact, I'd be surprised if there was anyone who'd feel the opposite.
Please drop me a line if you're interested. I can't wait to get started plotting, and becoming the old troll grandfather of the island. Thanks a bunch!