Nixon's Mailbox

[OliverTwist]

The mailbox sits patiently in front of Nixon's humble home, waiting for mail to be delivered to it. What would it be today? A love letter, bills, or just good old fashion 'how-are-you?' letter? Either way, the letter you send would end up here.

[iNSaNiTY]

Dear Carly,

As much as Im flatter that you personally write a letter to invite over, I must decline your offer.... Maybe another time. Though I doubt you take no for an answer.

^{(What Ze really meant to say)
Like hell I'll come over to your house. There no telling what you might do, ya cougar. I dont want to lose my virginity yet}

From Ze

P.S. PLEASE DONT CALL ME ZEZE! My name is Ze

[iNSaNiTY]

Dear Carly,

I understand that you were joking about the gift but that's not the problem. I really don't have the time to actually visit now. Maybe we can arrange something on a later date?

^{(What Ze meant to say)
YOUR GETTTING ALL CREEPY AGAIN, CARLY! WE TALK ABOUT THIS BEFORE! AND PLEASE STOP CALLING ME ZEZE, OLD LADY. MY NAME IS ZE. I'D RATHER BE CALLED ZEPHYR THAN ZEZE!}

From Ze