The Never-Ending Story, Or NES.

It's simple. Just post a sentence that adds to the story.

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1. DO NOT post the end. Or it will be ignored.
2. You must wait for at least 2 people to post after you to be able to post again.
3. Minimum amount of sentences is 3. Maximum is 6.

Once upon a time, a dragon attacked a peaceful kingdom. Everyone went into hiding in fear of this monstrous beast. But then, a hero came out from the shadows...

do we have to post in this font? i will for this one just for now

The hero was a very strong dude. He knew how to skate-board, but nobody else knew this. He also had the ability to skate on water.

This post has been edited by nascargo19 on Apr 17 2011, 03:53 AM

No you don't have to. I just did it for the heck of it.

The dude's name was "Good". He'd heard legends of this terrible beast, called "Very Tall". He was going to stop it by...

Blasting every horrible teen pop song including "Friday" until his head explodes. He was welcomed in his hometown as a hero but constantly mocked for his horrible taste music. He goes in a nerd rage and kills everyone.

After the destruction of the city was complete, Good departed on his skateboard in search of Mountain Dew, which allowed him to keep his amazing strength. However, in this setting Mountain Dew was scarce, which would lead to problems for Good...

One day during his quest he encountered a strange boy in a marching band uniform and called him names like "Failed Abortion." Suddenly a chill passed through Good as the boy spoke...

This post has been edited by BigMac on Apr 23 2011, 06:38 PM

For good knew that the strange boy would soon die. He had forseen this in a vision while searching for some magic cheetos to go with the mountain dew he found earlier. Suddenly, they both heard a loud bang behind them, and....

Looking back, Good noticed a giant ball of yarn rolling down a hill. It was much in the same fashion as the rock in Indiana Jones, with the whole chasing them thing. Good grabbed the strange boy, whose name was Evil, and using his skateboarding prowess managed to avoid the ball of yarn. Evil than thanked Good by giving him a lot of...

Popsicles. Good thanked Evil many times, still referring to him as a Failed Abortion. Evil's eyes suddenly turned red and...

He died anticlimactically. Good held a funeral service the next day. He made sure to put in measures so that the next person couldn't turn this into a zombie story. He went up to give the eulogy and said...

I am leaving town to start on a new adventure. Im going to sail away across the seas for another part of the world. And he climbed aboard his sail boat and disappeared beyond the horizon....

This post has been edited by Bigcalv2002 on Apr 25 2011, 04:22 PM

as Very Tall entered the old village and slaughtered everyone. Good sat in his boat bobbing apples all alone because he was a bit of a loser to be frank. Good then said to himself, after bobbing for apples in his sail boat for two hours...

"I'm sailing away, Set an open course for the virgin sea, 'Cause I've got to be free,
Free to face the life that's ahead of me, on board, I'm the captain, so climb aboard, We'll search for tomorrow on every shore, And I'll try, Oh Lord I'll try, to carry on..." After finishing his epic rendition of the Styx classic...

Good suddenly came across a new island. It wasn't just any ordinary island, it was the Islands Of Adventure. Good ran straight for the Wizarding World Of Harry Potter for some Butter Beer...