MrMarill Nuzlockes Pokemon SoulSilver, With pictures!?

[MrMarill]

The dramatic sequel to my Pokemon Platinum Nuzlocke which I finished and forgot to post for, this is my Nuzlocke of SoulSilver!

The rules of the Nuzlocke are the same as last time but with an extra restriction:

*Pokemon die and can never be used again upon fainting.
*Only the first Pokemon found in each new area can be caught.
*NEW: Only items found on the ground can be used besides Pokeballs; at Marts, one lower than the highest standard of Ball can be purchased (Poke Balls if Great Ball is the highest standard, Great Ball for Ultra Ball)

In addition, anyone on Mibbit gets to name my Pokemon. First response gets the name. Let's go!

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New Bark Town

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New Bark Town

"Are you a boy or a girl"

*some joke about Prof Oak not knowing what boobs look like*

Allow me to tell you a little about myself. I'm an 11 year old girl that like is SO random and stuff (FISH MADE OF CHOCOLATE L9L)! Like oh my God I LOVE the Pokemen! I've been excited to play this game, the remake of the original game! This'll be the first good Pokemon game since the CLASSICS! They shoulda stopped after the first game #genwunner #fuckthesequels

What the fuck is this.

IT'S A FUCKING BLUE PIKACHU.

I mean, it's a mouse and it's a Pokemon so the design is clearly identical. Why are there new Pokemon in this game!?

What's my name? A name fit for a woman of my social standing, of course. I only moved to Pallet Town because I was tired of having to walk miles to reach the front door of my mansion made out of solid slaves.

My name is assface.

My parents are fucking assholes. Except my dad. He's dead. And fucking an asshole of a dead person is just weird. Unless you're into that kinda thing, in which case- oh hey, the game started.

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Shut the fuck up you condescending little bitch- wait, I have a friend called Ethan? He had a Marill!? WHAT KIND OF FUCKING REMAKES ARE THESE!?

I'm beginning to suspect this isn't even a remake of Pokemon Blue at all.

I walk outside and fucking Pikablue runs straight into me and charges after this totally cute guy in a gold hat. And then I realise I came out of a house on the right hand side.

ANY GENWUNNER KNOWS THAT ASH'S HOUSE IS ON THE LEFT HAND SIDE.

THIS ISN'T THE SAME GAME AT ALL.

Come to think of it, naming it after the second games was kinda weird for a first game remake... FUCK. Oh well, I spent the money, so I'll play this piece of shit anyway. Whatever.

I go to the lab and notice this totally hot dude staring in the window. He has his hair combed over and it's sexy and it makes me intense just looking at him. Like, day-

NOT YOUR ASS I SWEAR

Into the lab I go. This is definitely the wrong game; Professor Oak isn't here. It's some shitty Professor Elm guy instead. Fucking copying the tree shit. W/e, GameFreak. More like GAYFreak.

YOU WANNA GIVE ME A POKEMON OKAY FUCK Y-

FUCK NO

DOUBLE NO

*sigh*.... Anyway, I get told to go to "Mr Pokemon"'s house. Seriously? They call an expert on Pokemon that? It's not like they called John Madden "Mr NFL" or some shit. N-Not that a girl like me cares for sports. I'm way to RANDOM FOR THAT LOLOLO-

Why is he living in the middle of Assfuck, Nowhere anyway? Surely he's studied fucking Sentrets enough...

I'm tired cuz this took hours to get the emulator for, so that's all for tonight. Let's continue tomorrow! Ciao for now!

[theghpwner]

Fuck. Yes. Marill.

[MrMarill]

Awesome to see people enjoying this, gives me the incentive to keep playing <3

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The Boring Opening Shit

CURRENT TEAM
"chlamydia", the Totodile

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Ffs the most frustrating thing about this is having every damned person start their sentences with a lower case letter instead of a capital cuz of fucking Ro and fucking "assface" and fucki-

got muddafukkin' potions YEAH

So this cute guy is talkin' to me, SCORE!

"Hey, that TOTODILE is cute!"

1. its name is chlamydia
2. if THAT'S your definition of cute, ewww, go away freak

God every time someone goes "HEY, ASSFACE", I giggle slightly. I'm so childish. I get my Pokegear, she's like "REMEMBER HOW TO MAKE A PHONE CALL" and I'm like "bitch I use that shit for sexti-"

I always hated how the series doesn't give you Running Shoes or the Bike until a bit into the game. I can VAGUELY understand the bike if just for the purpose of having impassable terrain (north of the rock gym in D/P/Pt for example), but it makes no sense to slow the player down for the sake of it.

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Oh sure, that's great!

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THEN HOW THE FUCK DO I REACH CHERRYGROVE YOU ASSHOLE.

I braved the tall grass with my shitty Totodile and came across my first battle. This is pretty shitty to have my first battle as a random wild Pokemon. A luck based rival battle was far more exciting, or a wild Pokemon attacking the most useless Pokemon Researcher ever in 3rd and 4th Gen. Actually, 5th Gen was the first game to start with a rival battle since the first, which holds true to how they were trying to recreate the 1st Gen with those games.

I reach Cherrygrove and learn Water Gun (YAY) and meet this assface (GET IT!?)

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This part drives me fucking insane. WHY WHY WHY is there no "I know how to fucking play" button. Holy shit it was 2010 we knew what a fucking Pokemon Centre was.

"This is the sea, as you can see."

HA I GET IT FUCKING HILARIOUS GAME FREAK

On the bright side, I get the running shoes, so the game isn't wasting my fucking time as much as B/W did.

Every time the game says "What will chlamydia do?" I want to just say "kill people in depressingly brutal ways? idk". This is horrible ;_;

A guy comes out of his house and is like "WAIT YOU MUST STOP EVERYTHING TO TALK TO ME IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT"

"FUCKING APRICORNS DUDE"

ffs this game is so shit

I arrive at Mr Pokemon's house (derp name) and fuckin' Professor Oak is just chillin'. Mr Shittymon is talking to me and I'm like "fuck off GEN WUNNER LEGEND STANDING RIGHT THERE". He gives me a "Mystery Egg" and anyone taht watched the anime like a TRUE #genwunner knows it's Togepi. Only thing I know about this shitty game.

Oak comes over to me and is like "So you're assface!" (teehee) then gives me a Pokedex. What a total bro. Just carries that shit round with him.

I go out and get a phone call INSTANTLY.

"Oh, assface! It's a d-disaster! Get back here now... oh no!" *click*

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...Gonna tell me WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED YOU FUCKING RETARD

I get back to Cherrygrove no sweat and head back to New Bark and the hot guy walks straight into me omg like omggggg. He stops JUST short of me (;_;) and starts insulting me. He realises I'm a wimp compared to him, that's cool.

He challenges me to a battle.

I must lose this battle to submit to his gracefulness. Then maybe he'll let me submit to other desires, if you get what I mean.

I throw a few Leers out, but this is too obvious. I can't make it look like I'm letting him win. I use Scratch and-

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Well fuck.

NO SEX FOR ME TONIGHT ;_;

"Harumph! Are you happy you won?"

NOOOOO...

He says he's gonna be the World's Greatest Pokemon Trainer. I-I guess it's nice for us all to have dreams, right? Even the best men have childish dreams.

I go to Prof Elm's lab and this police officer is all "Whoever did it will come back to the site! IT WAS YOU!"

I'm sorry, that's retarded. I'm hardly gonna get given a Pokemon, walk out after being sent on a message then sprint back, steal a Pokemon, THEN walk BACK IN FOR NO REASON. What kind of policeman is this? Also where the fuck did he come from that he got there before me when I was running? argh never mind

He then INSTANTLY believes Ethan's story and then asks me for his name. Er, what was it, Olinea?

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Oh right. His parents hated him almost as much as mine hated me.

That's all I have time for today, it's surprisingly hard work to type all this out, get pictures AND play the game while talking to people. See you next time~

[MrMarill]

To give an update, I managed to delete my savefile by accidentally Save Stating at title screen instead of Load Stating. This will return when I get the energy to do the Mr Pokemon quest again.