Title: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Gets Arrested
Description: Great News!
metallicflames - March 4, 2011 11:03 PM (GMT)
So, here's the story. There have been people saying that these two people got arrested. I heard that Selena Gomez raped Justin Bieber, and that they got arrested for being underaged to have sexual contact. I also thought that they weren't even supposed to date, which makes it even funnier in the first place. I heard this like two days ago and laughed my ass off! :lol: :lol:
BigMac - March 4, 2011 11:15 PM (GMT)

That is all.
Andami - March 4, 2011 11:33 PM (GMT)
lol
First of all Selena Gomez is 18, so she isn't underage. Second, underage people having sex isn't illegal unless one participant is under 12 (I'm not sure if both are under 12, but frankly, I don't really need to know since I'm not less than 12 anymore :P ) or one of the participants is four years older than the other. That also applies if one person is over the age of consent and the other isn't (but then the difference must be 3 years or less, I think). Justin Beiber is 17, so it would be perfectly legal if they did in fact do it.
MementoVivere - March 4, 2011 11:35 PM (GMT)
The sexual hypocrisy of this nation (and the OP, perhaps), is always amusing.
"DON'T HAVE SEX IF YOU'RE NOT MARRIED"
"BUT WE'LL SHOW PEOPLE DOING IT ANYWAY"
"WE PREACH TOLERANCE FOR OTHER ORIENTATIONS"
"THEN WE TEAR PEOPLE APART WHEN WE FIND OUT"
"IT'S AWESOME FOR GUYS TO GET LAID BY MANY GIRLS"
"BUT IF A GIRL HAS MANY PARTNERS, SHE'S A SLUT"
And so on and so forth.
tl;dr: WHO GIVES A FUCK IF THEY HAVE SEX?
While I'm at it, I find it disgusting if anyone is HAPPY about the kid getting arrested because they "don't like him/his music".
Olinea - March 4, 2011 11:41 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (MementoVivere @ Mar 4 2011, 11:35 PM) |
| WHO GIVES A FUCK IF THEY HAVE SEX? |
According to the OP, Gomez was the one giving the fucks.
kmr95 - March 5, 2011 12:21 AM (GMT)
How is this excellent news? How is one happy that Justin Bieber got arrested if he even did? And who gives a shit that Justin and Selena Gomez had sex? I am really starting to get irritated right now seeing these Justin Bieber threads. I would have expected this to be on the GHH.
CALJR_8760 - March 5, 2011 03:30 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Andami @ Mar 4 2011, 11:33 PM) |
lol
First of all Selena Gomez is 18, so she isn't underage. Second, underage people having sex isn't illegal unless one participant is under 12 (I'm not sure if both are under 12, but frankly, I don't really need to know since I'm not less than 12 anymore :P ) or one of the participants is four years older than the other. That also applies if one person is over the age of consent and the other isn't (but then the difference must be 3 years or less, I think). Justin Beiber is 17, so it would be perfectly legal if they did in fact do it. |
Not everywhere. In Va it is illegal for anyone under the age of 18 to have sex, no more than a three year gap can be between someone under 18, and if a 18 year old has sex with anyone under 18. I guy even got arrested for being with his 17 year old girlfriend who was a month younger than him. It is also illegal in Va to have oral or anal sex period. None of these rules are ever enforced except under certain circumstances. Oh yeah it is also illegal for a person to sleep in the same room as a parent whos child is in the house. Got to love my state, remember Va's slogan is "Va is for lovers (who don't have sex)"
DrFreshey - March 5, 2011 03:43 AM (GMT)
Funny. In South Carolina, if both members are underage, then the age of consent is 14 for males, 16 for females. (I don't know why.) There is also an allowance of 2 years if one member is of age and the other is not.
BigMac - March 5, 2011 03:46 AM (GMT)
Why does it matter? At all? If JB got laid, then good for him. I don't care, and it's certainly going to be fun to watch little fan-girls cry about not being Justin's first.
DrFreshey - March 5, 2011 03:51 AM (GMT)
Personally, I think Justin and Selena go well together. They're a cute couple. If they had sex, whatevz. Maybe one day they'll get married and have beautiful children together.
Andami - March 5, 2011 04:42 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (CALJR_8760 @ Mar 4 2011, 09:30 PM) |
| In Va it is illegal for anyone under the age of 18 to have sex, no more than a three year gap can be between someone under 18. |
You just contradicted yourself. You first said it was illegal, then stated that there could be a gap no larger than 3 years if under 18 :P
DarkFlashlight - March 5, 2011 06:16 AM (GMT)
Link or this is some schoolyard joke that got taken seriously.
MrMarill - March 5, 2011 01:45 PM (GMT)
I find it sickening that people think this is good and really funny...
JokerDonny - March 5, 2011 04:08 PM (GMT)
I find it sickening that people take this way too seriously.
ParanoidPaal - March 5, 2011 04:11 PM (GMT)
I don't understand what's so interesting about two people having sex, and I really don't see why anyone should be sent to jail for it (unless it was rape etc.).
And I agree with several others, I find it sickening and idiotic that anyone finds these news funny and/or good.
2RFL7 - March 5, 2011 04:18 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (JokerDonny @ Mar 5 2011, 04:08 PM) |
| I find it sickening that people take this way too seriously. |
Pretty much this.
If they want to hump like bunnies, let them!
CALJR_8760 - March 5, 2011 05:02 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Andami @ Mar 5 2011, 04:42 AM) |
| You just contradicted yourself. You first said it was illegal, then stated that there could be a gap no larger than 3 years if under 18 :P |
No the 3 year gap is for non-sexual relationships. You can date someone without having sex you know.
dwestfan13 - March 5, 2011 05:11 PM (GMT)
Instead of being happy he got arrested, shouldn't we be giving him props for nailing Selena?
2RFL7 - March 5, 2011 05:13 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (dwestfan13 @ Mar 5 2011, 05:11 PM) |
| Instead of being happy he got arrested, shouldn't we be giving him props for nailing Selena? |
No. He's still Justin Bieber.
dwestfan13 - March 5, 2011 05:17 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (2RFL7 @ Mar 5 2011, 05:13 PM) |
| No. He's still Justin Bieber. |
Fair enough, I suppose. I never understood all the hate with him though.
EWE - March 5, 2011 08:33 PM (GMT)
While i'm reading this, there is an ad at the bottom of the page that reads "Could you be Justin Bieber's ideal girl?" xD
also, i hope they both get aids and die
well... that was a bit harsh...
but HONESTLY, i don't think that this is news... also, there is so much underage rape on my island that i just don't even get shocked by anything anymore...
kmr95 - March 5, 2011 09:57 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (dwestfan13 @ Mar 5 2011, 09:11 AM) |
| Instead of being happy he got arrested, shouldn't we be giving him props for nailing Selena? |
I think we should. Or at least have everyone agree that calling JB a girl, or calling him gay is a inaccurate insult now.
2RFL7 - March 5, 2011 10:35 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (kmr95 @ Mar 5 2011, 09:57 PM) |
| I think we should. Or at least have everyone agree that calling JB a girl, or calling him gay is a inaccurate insult now. |
Maybe Selena is a lesbian? :P
metallicflames - March 6, 2011 02:02 AM (GMT)
I actually saw them at a party doing this on the news like 5 minutes ago.
SaiyanShredder - March 7, 2011 03:18 PM (GMT)
Time for a power couple nickname!
Justin Bieber
Selena Gomez
Justena!
I'll lol if this ends Bieber's career. I can see Usher facepalming really hard. :P
BigMac - March 7, 2011 09:24 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (metallicflames @ Mar 5 2011, 09:02 PM) |
| I actually saw them at a party doing this on the news like 5 minutes ago. |
...they were raping each other on the news?
metallicflames - March 8, 2011 12:51 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (BigMac @ Mar 7 2011, 09:24 PM) |
| ...they were raping each other on the news? |
Well, it got censored.
EWE - March 8, 2011 05:47 PM (GMT)
Bieber's face and name should ALWAYS be censored!
MrMarill - March 8, 2011 06:43 PM (GMT)
OH MY GOD NO ONE CARES EVERYONE
EWE - March 8, 2011 08:09 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (MrMarill @ Mar 8 2011, 06:43 PM) |
| OH MY GOD NO ONE CARES EVERYONE |
by saying that, you're implying that everyone cares >_>
2RFL7 - March 8, 2011 08:59 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (EWE @ Mar 8 2011, 08:09 PM) |
| by saying that, you're implying that everyone cares >_> |
Which, unfortunately, is true.