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 Natural Habitat of the Mime, Ari
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Posted: Oct 16 2012, 04:14 AM


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Somedays he wondered what it as like to be ‘normal’. Tony didn’t really think there was a such thing, but it totally wasn’t him. He had given up trying to be something like that a long fucking time ago. It was just dumb. Still, he sometimes wondered. Mostly when he was alone ‘n he was alone alot. Not that that was a problem. Gawd. Actually being on his own was pretty awesome, but lately it seemed like he was spending time with people more ‘n more. Okay, that was a lie. He was spending more time with which was weird as shit.

Days off from all sorts of life type stuff was awesome. They were islands in the middle of his rough ocean week where there were bunches of blue waves drowning his ... eh.....

Actually he totally didn’t know where he was going with it, but if someone else did it they would make it work. Tony just didn’t think that way very well. Not that he was dumb ‘n anyone who thought he was could go fuck themselves... Though if they are hot he didn’t mind watching.. maybe. ONLY if they were hot. He huffed out his nose ‘n tried to think back to other things. High school maybe? Nah.. fuck high school. Work? No. How about nature? Um, duh? He liked nature, and he happened to be in a god damn TREE so yeah, think nature! Nature didn’t care if he was a mime or if he wore spandex or could tap dance. Not the deer over there. Not the birds.. nobody.

Yeah...

Which was pretty cool.

HE relaxed in the tree staring at the next he’d found ‘n had been for about twenty minutes now. It was empty, but there were these shards of Eggs that he just couldn’t get enough of. They were blue. speckled too. It was pretty sweet to think that a new life came from them. Lazily he played with a piece between his fingertips as teh sun warmed his back. A whole fuckng animal.. a whole animal came from an egg. That was mindblowing dude.. Totally mindblowing.

Yeah, he could sit here all day. No mom, no dad, no classes, no studio, no bouncing, no work in general no- oh, a squirrel. One of those mixed ones too. It as pretty big. HUGE actually. Tony decided it was another monster squirrel. Great, that old cranky one didnt’ need a rival.

Pff.. whatever. He wasn’t gonna go all squirrel paranoid today. Instead he went back to looking at his shell. The thing was ten feet away anyway. Everything was at peace. er.. well .. except for the Egg. That was totally in peaces. With an ‘E-A’.. get it? Ugh.. never mind.[/doHTML]


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Get away, Ari just wanted to get away. Not that he was much of a runner, from anything figurative anyways. The dreadhead could physically run like a … Cheetah was way too cliché and exaggerated. Long and fast, that was the point. Shit, that just sounded sexual. Okay, none of that mattered. It was October again and Ari had a deep seeded hatred for the month. Not only did it start to get cold and dreary around this time, it had bad memories written all over it. He didn’t need to brood or to sob on someone’s shoulder; he just needed to get away from people in general. They didn’t help distract him around this time so therefore they were completely useless as opposed to mildly useless. Yippee.It wasn't a secret that the Cherokee liked nature, he grew up around it and he was raised to respect and nearly worship it. Forests in general were his old stomping grounds, so why the fuck not try the woods in Mariet? It seemed so small compared to his childhood forests but that’s probably because this wasn’t a forest. Whaaatever, there were at least similar trees among the states. Like Black Walnut and such. Fuck, apparently he hadn't forgotten as much as he thought from being a reservation child. He was thinking about different types of trees. Hey, he shouldn't be complaining, at least it was somewhere for the mind to go.Ari was internally struggling with the fact there was a path though. One part of his mind said that it made no sense; that being a part of nature should be …. Just that. No man made shit. However another part of his mind was saying that because it’s already here he should use it to keep from killing anything else unnecessarily. Jesus, enough. Why couldn't he just zone out like a normal person?
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Fragile blue shells. Tony was sure there was some deep meaning to thinking about it, but all he got was the fact that this created life. That was so fucking insane. Nature was insane. Just the fact it happened was insane. The mime didn’t have to be deep or any of that shit to really get it. This was beauty dude. Fucking beautiful ‘n magical without all he sciency bullshit to take away what was special about it. The fragile piece in his fingers was so cool. So much smaller than a chicken egg. He was so interested that he barely noticed the squirrel chattering at him like he was breaking into his two story house ‘n had just smashed a window. Pff. Look dude. There was already one crazy old squirrel around here somewhere. Go hang in your tree ‘n leave him alone.

If he could have gotten a closer look he woulda wanted to see how the nest was made too. Look at that next. The mime could remember making fake bird’s nests when he was a kid. Lots of mud, lots of long grass, hours of pissing his mother off with laundry. It was fun though. Feeling like he was helping so amazing. Just look at how nature did it sooo much better. One twig at a time. A couple pieces of grass at a time. Tiny bits of mud. Fucking intense! As he said though; nature was insane.

Shut up squirrel! He was being all zen ‘n shit over here.

Wait, when did he get closer. No wonder he was so loud. Little dude was sitting on branch only three feet away. The mime finally started to look at it He wasn’t a complete dipshit. The fact the furry little ball with teeth had come closer didn’t totally go un noticed. Shit... that tail was going to town too.

Was THIS it’s tree?

SHIT!

Out of no where the monster squirrel lept up with a battle cry, Little claws, little teeth, big fucking bad ass attitude. The feeling of it’s furry body hitting him told Tony he was in deep shit. ”F-FUUUUCK!” He screamed in pain and surprise as he fell out of the tree. Oh gawd shit! Escape!! Ow ow owww! Whatever he fell in wasn’t nice either. Lots of twigs, leaves, he missed the core, but that didnt’ mean it didn’t hurt like shit. UGH! He was bleeding! Get-it-away-get-it-away! He managed to throw the fucker off of him ‘n somewhere else, but already he heard it... the fucker was coming; Screaming it’s battle cry!

The mime took off through the forest like an animal out of it’s league. HOLY SHIT!


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Ari Bhaskar
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He should have brought his damn dogs. That’s all he was thinking about at this point. He’d never taken them to the woods since he got them both and he knew they’d go crazy for all the smells. Seeing them having fun was always fun in itself. There was proof of Ari’s one and only selfless relationship… It just happened to be with his pets. They weren’t ever going to turn on him as long as he kept his end of the bargain, which was the difference. With people, all you have is hope and trust… Two things the Cherokee didn’t place bets on.Okay. He might be fucking delusional but he could have sworn he heard someone scream out a familiar cuss word. The fuck? Looking around curiously he couldn’t see anyone or hear them shout anything coherent again. Uh… Maybe he really was going bonkers. Oooor his spirit guide had a mouth as bad as he did. Where you at Spirit Guide? Even if Ari wasn’t fully committed to his heritage anymore, some astral guidance would be kiiiiind of awesome. Pft, yea right… Back to the bonkers idea.Ari’s curiosity lead him in the direction of where he thought he heard the scream, it was a little hard to tell in such an open space with so many trees to echo off of… But really, what better did he have to do? Oh right… Work. That’s where he’d come from originally, since his muse was kind of thin for picking up the gun today and just about everyone was rubbing him the wrong way at this point. He’d go back… Eventually. Or maybe just go get the dogs and bring them back here. Stopping when he could hear twigs snapping and brush getting shoved aside he looked around again. Holy balls, someone actually waaaas out here? Or… Y’know… Guidance from above. That was still a laughable thought, yet he still entertained the idea. His bet was on a stoner kid or two. “Yo?” He called out, almost yelled. Who the hell was out here in bitchy ass fall? Oh… Right. Look who’s talking moment. Oh fuck. So much for staying on the path…
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Gawd that bush hurt! Falling out of a tree into the bush hurt. Falling out of a tree into the bush with a fucking squirrel trying to kill him hurt. Yeah. He hurt! Life sucked at the moment dude ‘n there was much more to say about it but RUN! RUN THE FUCK AWAY!! He rolled out of that stupid fucking bush ‘n made a run for it with the sounds of a squirrels battle cry squeaking in his ears in pure rodent defiance of everything human or non-squirrel. FUCK! RUN! He couldn’t run fast enough!

Shoving through the brush, he could hear the little animal. It wasn’t chasing him right away. Oh no! It was climbing shit ‘n watching him go like a devious little rambo clutching it’s small furry acorn sized balls ‘n gloating as it waited for that long distance leap. Ugh! Shit! "Yo?” Somebody was THERE!? Oh gawd! The mime had to warn them or they were gonna be squirrel food. He turned left ‘n dove under some thorn bushes, crawling on his stomach until he got to the other side then took off through more bushes until he ..uh.. well. got past them. Ow! Knee!

Ow ow shit!

THERE! There they were! ”RUUUUUUN!” He screamed in terror as the bushes behind him started shaking. That mutant body of fur was barreling through like it was da boss ‘n he was just a walnut waiting to be cracked. Jeezus! ”Run-the-fuck-away!!” Gawd! HE wasn’t kidding, Ari, RUN!. He grabbed the dude’s hand ‘n took off through the forest not caring if he had leaves in his hair or dirt on his clothing or pieces of fur sticking to him.. or..

uh.. claws marks.. or

... bites.. or...

WHATEVER! JUST RUN!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!


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While Tony might be running away, Ari was walking towards the sounds of movement due just out of intrigue. Maybe it was someone he’d end up sharing a bowl with – he’d totally come across random hippies before that were down for the cause. They were usually pretty awesome people too. Y’know… For people. He could handle interaction if drugs were involved, that just meant no art when he returned to the shop. No big, that’s what he had employees for. Doooooo my work, bitches. Wait a minute was that… “Jew curls?” It was a disheveled mess of the man, but it sure as hell as Tony. What the fuck kind of odds were that? RUUUUUN! What, why? Ari’s eyes scanned behind the man, watching bushes shake in the distance and approaching. Woooah, what the fuck was after him? Maybe he shouldn’t have pursued any noises, what the hell was he involved in now? As Tony bolted in his direction he took a step or two back, mostly out of nervousness due to whatever was following the blonde. Run-the-fuck-away!! “Aghh.” Ari grunted when Tony grabbed his arm and continued to run, forcing his legs into motion gracelessly, nearly falling flat on his face from the tug itself. Tony’s flesh looked like a mini war zone, so many scratches from twigs and … he wasn’t sure what else. Apparently something scary enough to need to run from… Which he was doing, not having much of a choice with the dude’s hand on his. “What the fuck did you piss off?!” Ari yelled as he tried evading low branches. Ari would have made a comment about how the dude looked like shit but it wasn’t really convenient timing while running for their lives. “Its still fucking chasing us!” He mentioned, watching the bushes behind them wiggle, trusting Tony wouldn’t lead him into a tree trunk for the quick few seconds he checked. “You even know where you’re going?!” His voice was coming out in booms mostly because in crisis situations that’s just how people communicated in general. Still, this bitch better not get him lost.
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Dude! someone cue the jaws theme! Ari was just sitting there like he didn’t know there was a crazy monster mutant squirrel from Mars about to gnaw his fucking nuts off! Run fucker run!! Ugh! FINE! Tony grabbed him by the hand ‘n pulled. Hard! They were gonna get away like one of those chase scenes if he had to carry the asshole! Gawd his arms stung! There wer soo many scratches ‘n maybe bites too. He was pretty sure his back was covered in rugburn from the tree bark, but it wasn’t like he was gonna stop ‘n ask Ari ‘yo, you gotta mirror dude?’ Pff. Hello! Save it for the sequal.

Second thought, cancel this fucking thing!

RUN RUN RUN! What the fuck did you piss off?! The most evil fucking thing known to man! RUN! Run faster! Jeezus! They must have fucking sprinted a million miles Its still fucking chasing us! WHAT!? ”Gawd dammit!” He lengthened his strides ‘n stopped being so careful about branches. That little buck toothed tub of lard was insane! He could hear the squeaks of blood curdling fury from here. You even know where you’re going?! Pffl. ”Of course!” Growled the mime as they took a sharp right at a familiar chunk of rocks. ”This is my fucking forest!” DUH!

After a while he stopped listening anymore. He hopped over a small stream ‘n then headed for the country road he KNEW was to the south. Only then. Only THEN did he slow down ‘n start limping for the clearing. He could even see the fucking road, there was just a bunch of thorn trees in the way. Yeah, not bushes, Trees. Big spikey pointy ‘sharp as fuck’ trees. ”Jeezus.. is it gone?” Gawd, his skin hurt, he was pretty sure he bumped his knee on something, and there were twigs in his mother-fucking-hair! Huffing out his nose, he pulled up his shirt ‘n tried to clean his face off. Where had the dirt come from?


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Fuck, fuck, fuck. He had no idea what they were running from but it had to be bad, right? Tony was all freaked out and let's face it... The dude wasn't a pussy. Still, he better not die out here because of this fuckhead, that would be just his luck when it came to Tony. Chaos followed this blonde like as certainly as children chasing down an ice cream truck. Go figure, after all the shit they'd been through it was going to end with them dying at the hands of an animal... Y'know... The only thing they mutually liked. Irony, anyone?Of course! Well at least they weren't going to die lost as well. This is my fucking forest! ...Oh is it now? He would think about that comment a little more but he was too preoccupied running his ass off and avoiding possible maulings. Yeah. That kinda came first. "Fuck!" Ari yelled when he almost ate rock and water thanks to that little stream he barely managed to jump over in time, when Tony slowed down he did as well... Looking behind him cautiously for any movement of the unknown beast. Leaning over to rest his hands on his knees he tried to catch his breath while remaining on lookout.Jeezus... Is it gone? "I ... Think we might be in the clear." He couldn't hear any rustling at least, but he stayed alert. It was when his nerves smoothed out that he finally started thinking about the situation. "Why are you here too?" His voice sounded exhausted, even though his body wasn't worn out much from the abrupt run... Really he was just thinking aloud, phrasing the question 'what are you doing out here' a little wrong. Here he is trying to escape familiar faces and one just happened to appear. His luck was so shitty lately. "What the fuck was that anyways?" Ari managed after taking a deep breath in, standing up and glancing at the scratched and dirty mess of a man before continueing to walk in the direction of the road he could see now... He knew he was out of it, simply because he wasn't commenting or reacting to Tony's exposed stomach while the dude tried to clean himself up with his shirt. Fuck it all, he wasn't in the mood to play the game. It wasn't even about knowing there was rejection waiting for him in the end, he just wasn't in the mood. Yeah, even Ari has those days.
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Ugh, okay, quick check; all hands? Yup. All feet? yup. All fingers? yup. What’s bleeding? Elbows, arms, legs, uh.. back of his neck... cut on his cheeks. Whats bruised? The right side of his ribs. He’ll live. It was just how he fell outta the fucking tree. Jeezus. He fucking hated squirrels. Every other animal he was cool with, but those things were psycho ‘n they all hated him. Thats okay though ‘cause he totally hated them back. They could hate all day. All night. Whatever the fuck they wanted to hate ‘n shit. He vowed he would hate them tenfold more ‘n beyond.. fucking a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away. I ... Think we might be in the clear Good.

Ugh... dying... stupid fucking squirrels. He was outta breath ‘n it took alot to get him outta breath. "What the fuck was that anyways?" Ugh.. breath lungs breath! ”A genetic experiment gone wrong dude! I swear it.” Managed, gasping. ”It was, like, one of those things in a bad B movie where the dudes in white coats discover something fucking crazy ‘n decide to combine it with something equally insane ‘n then breed it with the most dangerous fucking animal known to man.” Gawd... he was starting to hurt. He was gonna go through an entire fucking box of those lame star wars bandaids his mom bought him.

Ugh.. whatever. ”We gotta keep walking, just in case.” He rubbed his face ‘n found a stick stuck in his hair. Ugh.. jeezus. ”We are almost back to Mariet.” Thank gawd. Anyway.. as I said, my fucking forest. His brow wrinkled as he realized his left hand was still carrying that egg piece. ”Here.” He turned, laying the tiny piece of blue shell with white flecks on the dude’s hand. ”The nests are empty, but the shells are around. Pretty fucking crazy. So thin ‘n tiny... but it makes life.” Shrugging, the mime started walking. He didn’t wanna wait ‘n see if they’d get tracked down.


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He brushed at his jacket, trying to free the fabric from the pine needles and twigs that had jammed their way into it. At least he wasn't bleeding from a million different places like Tony. He only noticed a scratch on one hand next to that annoying tattoo dot he got when those fucker's made him drop his gun back at the parlor due to a BENCH flying through the window. Stupid wannabe ink freckle. There was a scratch below his right eye, but other he wouldn't notice that until he found a mirror... The tiny sting was nothing considering Ari's pain tolerance.A genetic experiment gone wrong dude! I swear it. ...Uh, what? Hearing the rest of his explanation the Cherokee rose a brow, hinting at his skepticism "Those aren't very big scratches..." He mentioned, eyeing the blonde up and down, trying to piece together the puzzle. Oookay, so not like the dude was being mauled by anything that big. Now that he thought about it... "The only dangerous things in Louisiana are bears, cougars, and coyotes... And alligators, but we're not in the right area for that." So uhh... "What did I just run for my life for again?"Here. Ari quizically took what was being offered to him, eyebrows furrowed while his mood battled irritation. Oh... An egg shell. Hazel eyes peered at it, expression lightening even while confusion was obvious. The nests are empty, but the shells are around. Pretty fucking crazy. So thin ‘n tiny... but it makes life. Looking up so he didn't like... Walk into a tree or something he sighed under his breath. "You're so fucking weird dude." Yup. That explained it. Apparently this dude was climbing trees to raid bird's nests... The fuck? He used to do that, when he was like... ten. It wasn't the action that was weird, it was just... The blonde in general. "Why the random interest in birds? ...Or do you do this shit often?" Pocahantus... Just saying. "Missed some..." The dreadhead abruptly commented, hand coming up to Tony's hair to pick out another twig and a leaf at the back of his skull. "Even managed to somehow get injured on the back of your neck... Good job." Ari lacked his usual mocking tone, but he took the hem of his sleeve to wipe at the fucker's neck to clear some of the blood. Not that it really mattered, it was just a baby flesh wound. "Guess your bad luck isn't just with people." He sighed again while thinking aloud, staring back down at the shell piece in his hand. It was odd, but it kind of put him at ease a bit... Or at least more relaxed than he was moments ago - running from rabid radioactive animals or not.
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Human life didn’t really register on the Tony skate. The skater preferred animal life. He liked all the instincts ‘n shit. They already knew what they were doing dude. They just did it. They learned to fly, learned to walk, learned how to get the fuck away from danger before something went wrong, ‘n yeah there wasn’t always success.. but they KNEW what they were doing. Being one of the ‘people’ in the world was beyond all that. He was swimming in bullshit without knowing if he was supposed to turn right or left. If the mime kept going he hoped SOMETHING would make sense even fi it was a wall. If he found a wall then he could go right or left or maybe back again.

That tiny piece of shell was so fucking crazy ‘n beautiful. Maybe Crazy beautiful. He envied those fucking birds. He did NOT envy that fucking squirrel. He hoped it fell off a tree ‘n into the mouth of a preditor. Ow! Those aren't very big scratches...The only dangerous things in Louisiana are bears, cougars, and coyotes... And alligators, but we're not in the right area for that. A coyote sounded good. He could deal with that. What did I just run for my life for again? Pff. ”Nature’s craziest assholes.” Here have an egg shelf...How many sticks were in his hair?! You're so fucking weird dude. Pff. ”Whatever.” Weirdo. Why the random interest in birds? ...Or do you do this shit often? No comment dude, ugh.. was there a whole tree in his hair?! Missed some... Wonderful. He was done.

Even managed to somehow get injured on the back of your neck... Good job. If he was an eye roller he’d totally be rolling his eyes right about now. Instead he huffed through his nose as Ari wiped off teh back of his neck. See, weirdo. Guess your bad luck isn't just with people.What badluck? ”that isn’t luck, thats people being assholes. “ duh. ”Where the fuck do you get the whole ‘bad luck’ bullshit? There is totally no such thing.” P.S. He didn’t have to be there for that bench to go through your window dude. ”Hey, it’s the road.” Yeah. ”Finally.” He knew exactly where he was going. This was his mother-fucking-forest."We made it out before we got tracked down. I don't think it had rabies or any of that bullshit. No foaming at the mouth. Just jibbering like it was fucking insane. You are sooo lucky it didn't get you." He was lucky he was there to tell him to run. Who knew if that was even the squirrel's tree dude! This was major scarriness all wrapped up in freakiness ‘n shit.


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That isn't luck, that's people being assholes. Where the fuck do you get this bad luck bullshit? There is totally no such thing. Ari's eyes trailed away towards the surrounding trees distractedly. "I could elaborate but I'm not sure debating philosophy with you would go very far..." Was Ari calling him simple-minded? Or just stubborn? One couldn't be sure. This situation right here was all bad luck. The dreadhead just haaaappened to come to the woods when this blonde just haaaappened to be here too and they just haaaappened to be at the same part of it when hell unleashed it's fury via an animal when Ari just wanted to... Be alone. This was the equivilant to the Cherokee's time of the month... Except... Time of the year. Without blood coming out of his man bits. It could be worse. Tony was frustrating in multiple ways but in terms of other company, he wasn't so shitty. At least he kept things interesting. Okay, maybe he'd suck it up then. "What would you call it then? Unforunate coincidences? Wrong place wrong time? Karma?" If Tony believed in karma that'd be kind of... hilarious. Considering how often the world tossed the dude around. Hey, it's the road. Finally. Finally. Now that he saw it he didn't have to stay behind the blonde and just... follow. He wasn't a sheep, dammit. We made it out before we got tracked down... Just jibbering like it was fucking insane. You are sooo lucky it didn't get you. "What the hell did you do to piss it off anyways? Animals don't just go for you for no reason..." It was kind of weird to think Tony would do anything to intentionally piss off an animal though, so did the question matter? Wait a minute... The question always mattered. Stepping onto the pavement of the road he looked to either side to get a baring for where he was. Maybe he'd go pick up his car and head to the beach since ... Who the fuck was at the beach in the beginning of October? "Christ your hair is a magnet for shit." Like his rings and MORE TWIGS. Again he reached out and pulled out another piece of wood, sighing to himself. "By the way..." Why did this come to mind? "That sandwich was pretty good the other day. Not that you made it, but yea." The Cherokee muttered what sounded like a messed up thanks or something. Maybe he was just trying to acknowledge it in some way... To be like HEY, I got the message. Except not, because that still had confused the dreadhead considerably. "Think that's it." He mentioned, eyes gesturing towards the blonde's hair.
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Jeezus where did Ari bet this badluck bullshit. I could elaborate but I'm not sure debating philosophy with you would go very far... Pff Bet he had goodluck charms too. Face it Dude, there was no such thing as ‘luck’. Shit happened ‘cause it happened. Some people just ran into more shit than other people ‘n bathed it in like it was the fountain of youth or something. Tony didn’t usually get ‘luck’ at all. He got stupid fuckers who wanted to beat him up ‘cause two or three years ago their friends hated him. Figure THAT out. Small town plus dickheads plus a pissed off mime that wasn’t gonna lay down while they fucked him in the ass? YEAH he had bad things happen to him because bad people happened to him. This squirrel though? Now THAT was one random crazy ball of fur ‘n he climbed the wrong tree. Bad things happened to good people all the time dude. There were probably good things too, but he wasn’t looking for that.

Suck his dick Ari. What would you call it then? Unfortunate coincidences? Wrong place wrong time? Karma? ‘n he said he didn’t wanna debate. ”Life sucks then you die.” Word... oh.. there is the road. Cool. He totally knew his way around dude, this was no surprise. Bonus on the ‘getting away from batshit crazy animals.What the hell did you do to piss it off anyways? Animals don't just go for you for no reason... It wasn’t hard. ”Climbed the wrong tree.” Though he was pretty sure he could have climbed any tree ‘n it would still happen. That fucker probably claimed half the for-OW! fucker was still pulling twigs out of his hair! Christ your hair is a magnet for shit. Pff. ”so is yours. Better wash it.” Think he was the only one looking like a bush? The mime didn’t even WANT to get into this again. Jeezus, dude looked for any excuse to play with his hair. He was sooo gonna cut it off when he got the chance.

Fuck, he needed to go home. By the way... What now? ”Yeah?” What was it? That sandwich was pretty good the other day. Not that you made it, but yea. The mime glanced at him curiously. Think that's it. He nodded, glancing down the road. ”Glad you liked it.” Yeah, he was too. Not that he was gonna get all gushy or any of that stupid shit. ”Gawd. I’m gonna have to go find my first aid kit. Probably in my bookbag at my apartment.” He groaned, glad he didn’t bring it with him ‘cause if he did it was usually WITH Teddy. ”Bite marks SUCK to clean. Fucking nut eating teeth! “ Duuumb. Little bushy tailed evil squirrel from mars!


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Posted: Oct 16 2012, 04:20 AM


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Life sucks then you die. "So much for that 'want to be happy' stuff. Nice optimism" Oh was Tony smashed for that? ... Huh nevermind. Dude might remember bits and pieces though, who knew? To avoid the awkwardness of explaining he raised a hand to his hair when the blonde mentioned it, eyebrows furrowing at the better wash it comment. "Says the one whose bloody, grimey, and twig infested. Wait, scratch the last part. I handled it." The Cherokee muttered, staring down at his other hand to see what was... Oh right. Bird shell. Climbed the wrong tree. "Huh?" What? Did a eagle or some shit want his blood? Birds wouldn't be running on the ground though. The fuck?Glad you liked it. Alright... Mission over with... Since blondie here was being all vague and shit with his answers and it was really starting to get to him. Ari was a specifics kind of guy, at least when it came to other people. Gawd. I'm gonna have to go find my first aid kit. Probably in my bookbag at my apartment. Tony should be carrying one of those things around at this point... Oh wait. That's why it's in his bookbag. Good job bringing it with you, idiot.Bite marks SUCK to clean. Fucking nut eating teeth! Wait. A. Minute... Tree climbing... Nuts? "...Do you mean to say I really just ran from a fucking squirrel?" Ari's voice went flat, eyebrows still furrowed in Tony's direction. You're kidding, right?...."You..." He couldn't even string together the proper sentence for this. Should he insult the dude? Bitch about energy being wasted? Ask him how Tony could manage to punt Ari before but not a damn woodland creature? Fucking.... "...I'm going back to work." Ari groaned. That was a lie, probably... But whatever, it was an easy explanation. No more twigs. No more running from tree rabbits. No more stupidity. No more people. Sounded good! The original plan was back on. Ari began to walk across the road and back in the direction of town, running his fingers over his dreads to feel out anymore sticks. You know how difficult it was to get shit like that out of there? God damn Tony and his apparent fear of squirrels.
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