Extream vs. Adrien Specter
GC: The following non-title match is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring, from Hershey, Pennsylvania...EXTREAM!!
(The lights dim.....the crowd rumbles with anticipation.....Boom goes the pyro as "Fuck Authority" blares across the arena and the lights start to flicker. Extream hits the ramp, bursting with energy, and holding his chair. He stares into the crowd that start to chant his name, "Ex Ex Ex", soaking it all in for a moment.
Then with a flash he takes off for the ring slapping hands with as many fans as he can on his way to the ring. As he gets to ringside he walks around the ring towards the announce table. He does one full lap before rolling into the ring and immediately climbing a turnbuckle holding his chair high above his head to the delight of the crowd. He drops back down to the mat, drops his chair outside the ring, makes a few remarks to the official before leaning in the corner.)
GC: And his opponent, from Brighton, England, he is the SCW Hardcore Champion...Adrien SPECTER!!
(As “Please” by Nine Inch Nails plays over the PA, Adrien walks out from the back as the crowd welcomes him warmly. He makes his way down to the ring, before climbing into the ring and raising his arm to the crowd in acknowledgement. Slowly, he climbs up on the turnbuckle, before seating himself upon it, and waiting for his opponent to come to the ring.)
CR: I want to say how it must feel for Extream to be vindicated after months of battling. He finally has his guaranteed shot at the SCW Global Championship.
OC: He didn't choke for a change. Wanna bet he chokes here against Specter, now two-time hardcore champion who has only a blemish?
CR: I assure you this will be an intriguing contest but I won't lower myself to your gambling addicted level.
(The hardcore champion has that hungry look in his eyes as he locks up with Extream. His speed bests the power game of Extream early on but Ex catches him running with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker and the pace of the match slows down. There's still a lot of back and forth but Extream mixes in some punishing moves countering a hurricanrana with a powerbomb and hitting the hardcore champion stiff.)
CR: The physicality in this match is as brutal as I expected it to be.
OC: Why wasn't this a hardcore match to begin with? Are we babying Extream now that he has a Global title shot?
(Ex tries a scoop powerslam but Specter goes behind and shoves him into the corner. He attempts Fight or Flight but Ex throws him onto the apron. Specter hits a forearm and Ex steps back. He springboards in but lands on a boot from Ex. He tries hooking the arms for a Too The Extreme but Specter back body drops him instead. He waits a second for Ex to get up and then runs off the ropes flying at Ex for a cross body block. Ex catches him and the momentum takes him back to the ropes but instead Ex dumps Specter over the ropes and to the floor.
Specter lands right next to a foreign object planted there. Its a handle that leads to something under the ring. He pulls it out and its his morning star, Pricilla!)
OC: What the?
CR: This is a weapon SCW doesn't often see. And this is VERY dangerous!
(Ex is standing by the apron and Specter swings it under the ropes and he hits Ex with it causing him to trip and fall backward. The ref calls for the bell.)
GC: Here is your winner as a result of a disqualification, Extream!!
OC: Specter just got himself...disqualified?
CR: He had more interest in using Pricilla instead of winning the match apparently. My question is why?
(Specter stalks Ex after Ex rolls out of the ring while he's swinging Pricilla. Ex grabs his chair just in time as he blocks another swipe of the morning star with his chair. Ex tosses the chair down and backs away up the ramp with a shocked look on his face staring back at Specter.)Winner via DQ: Extream
(M.D.K. is in his office on his phone looking concerned.)
M.D.K.: “Ashleigh you are supposed to be here tonight. Where the fuck are you? Look when you get this message give me a ring and I’ll work something out for you. Don’t let me down...”
(He slams down the phone and there is a knock on the door and Spider Bait walks in. M.D.K. merely looks up and glares at him.)
SB: “Hey, boss man... Err, MD... Do you have proper name? Seems a bit stupid me referring to you as an abbreviation...”
M.D.K.: “Coming from you... Master Bait...”
(Spider Bait nods his head.)
SB: “Ah, I see what you did there... Very amusing... Regardless, I just thought I’d come by and offer my services to the One Ring Circus.”
M.D.K.: “You? In the ORC? As what? The fucking tea boy?”
SB: “That’s how you see me though isn’t it? A novelty act? A clown? Seems like I’d be more suited to the circus than the ring.”
M.D.K.: “What are you talking about? Have you been eating poppy seeds again?”
SB: “You know exactly what I mean. Constantly throwing me in these exhibition matches as some form of light entertainment between the ‘real’ matches, or putting me an as an extra body in a fight I have no business being in. I want the chance to prove myself and I’ll never do that if you keep putting me in these match ups.”
M.D.K.: “Look kid. You’re new in the business and you have to earn your place here just like everybody has done. Just like I did when I was in that ring every week. You have to show you are more than a glorified acrobat.”
SB: “You obviously think I’m a joke. Look at the guys I’m facing, where have they gone after facing me? Title shots. Some of them I beat some of them I didn’t, but in every single match I’ve proven to be just as much of a competitor as them, and yet you don’t give me my opportunity. Hell, I beat Grocery Boy at Jackpot and the following week he gets a match in a SureShot qualifier?”
M.D.K.: “And Grocery Boy has been here since the dawn of time being put through a glorified grinder to the likes of Damien Lester! He’s put his shift in... can you say that?”
SB: “I think in the past few months I have done that and more.”
M.D.K.: “Well bully for you! What do you want; a fucking medal?”
SB: “I’m looking to face one of the best, one on one. I want to prove to the world what I’m capable. Give me the champ, Doug E Fresh, I don’t care about the title. Or how about yourself? Step out of the suit and let me show you how much of a clown I am.”
(M.D.K. fixes his gaze on Spider Bait as the two have a stare off. M.D.K. bolts out of his seat and Spider Bait flinches. M.D.K. smirks and sits back down as Spider Bait steps forwards again.)
M.D.K.: “How about this. Next week you will have a match. One to really challenge you... One to set the cat amongst the pigeons. One that will have everybody realising that you are the real deal.”
SB: “A SureShot qualifier?”
M.D.K.: “Let’s call it a Provisional Interim SureShot Qualifying Qualifier.”
(Spider Bait puts his hands on his hips and shakes his head.)
M.D.K.: “I can see the posters now... Spider Bait... Versus... The BERRS!”
SB: “Are you kidding me? They have Velcro shoes because laces trouble them!”
M.D.K.: “All three of them in a handicap match!”
SB: “You know what? Fine. I’ll be there next week. I’ll beat the pretty boys and I’ll show you just how valuable I am to this company... I’ll show you!”
M.D.K.: “Fine but for now let me show you something...”
SB: “I’m not Ashleigh McDaniel under this mask you know...”
M.D.K.: “I’m talking about the door... Now fuck off...”
(Spider Bait shakes his head as he leaves M.D.K.’s office and we cut to a commercial.)
---COMMERCIAL---CWC ASCENSION MATCH #1
Shelbi Lynn Carter (SCW) vs. Captain Teatly (CPW) vs. Prophet (FA)
CR: As a special treat to you fans tonight, we are acknowledging the Championship Wrestling Council Ascension tournament by featuring two of their first round matches here TONIGHT on Wildcard!
OC: SCW has a total of six representatives in the tournament and two of them have the 'home field' advantage of competing tonight.
GC: The following triple threat match is in the first round of the ASCENSION TOURNAMENT!! Introducing first, a free agent wrestler from Xibalba...PROPHET!!
(Prophet's theme song "Aurora" by Tides begins playing over the loudspeaker.
The mysterious Prophet wanders out from the back showing no acknowledgment of the fans in attendance. He is wearing a hooded robe to cover his face. Once he reaches the ring he climbs in and removes the robe to reveal that he has blue painted symbols of mysterious origin on his face. He also removes a necklace with a mysterious symbol on it before his music stops playing as he continues to show no emotion about anything.)
GC: Introducing next, from Teabagtropolis...(Geoff sounds confused) ...representing Catholic Panda Wrestling...Captain TEATLY!!
(Put Your Balls on it by Death! Death! Die! hits as Captain Teatly walks onto the stage with the balls of steel pauses for a moment to soak in the fan's reaction than runs down towards the ring slapping the hands of fans and slides into the ring he than gets up and Teabags the closest turnbuckle as he jumps down his music cuts and he places the balls of steel in the corner.)
GC: And the final competitor, from Manchester, New Hampshire and REPRESENTING SCW...Shelbi LYNN!!
(As the intro to "I Am Legend - Out For Blood" By Arch Enemy
begins to play, white pyro begins to splash up out from the side of the entrance ramp. Amazon flashes on the SinTron to the strumming of the guitar, flashing highlights of Shelbi Lynn dominating opponents, and out from behind the curtain Shelbi emerges.
Walking down the ramp to the marching beat, she headbangs her way to the ring with arms stretched out to either side, her hair flying back in forth in a flurry as she slaps hands with fans. She slides into the ring as a multicolored light show flashes in the ring. Raising her hands up quickly white pyro erupts from the ring posts as the music cuts out. The Amazon has arrived.)
OC: Pop for the home fed girl! What a contest this is looking to be with these three talented wrestlers!!
CR: Shelbi's big win at Jackpot is momentum and she hopes to carry that into the Ascension tournament as well as here in SCW. But the unknown factor of opponents you've never faced before can haunt even the best wrestlers. Captain Teatly and Prophet are both decorated challengers.
OC: So what's the deal? Does only one superstar move on?
CR: Two actually. To move on to round two, you can win the match or stay out of the decision. Only the wrestler who is pinned or submits will be eliminated.
OC: Will we be hosting a round two match?
CR: Who knows. Possibly!
(Teatly shows off his lower region to Shelbi with a motion which doesn't impress her. He swings at her but she ducks it and then bell claps him before springing to the ropes however Prophet hits the ropes causing Shelbi to lose her balance and hang on them. Prophet boots Teatly near the DQ area and then hits spinning neckbreaker. This gets a near fall and we see a few of those in the early going with one particular noting Shelbi taking a leg lariat Teatly calls Teabagery but Prohpet disrupts the count.)
OC: There are some interesting characters showing up in SCW tonight. Just saying.
CR: One is painted blue and the other has an appreciation for his privates. What happens in Vegas Oscar...
(Teatly smacks some of the blue paint off Prophet which angers him and the two exchange punches until Shelbi, unnoticed by both, leaps backward with a moonsault taking them both down! The Amazon gets to the ropes and this time connects on her springing superkick when Prophet gets up and ducks it so that it connects on Teatly. Prophet then tries a quick roll up on Shelbi but its just a two count.
All of them are back up and Teatly levels Prophet with a thrusting knee. He then trips Shelbi leaving her hang over the ropes. A smile goes across his face as he goes for the Extreme Teabag, a 619 like maneuver but swinging through the ropes, Shelbi ducks away. Teatly stands back up and walks right into Prophet and The Black Road! His C-4 lays Teatly out and he covers. Shelbi wants the win but still survives as she can't break the pinfall in time.)
GC: The winner of this match and advancing to the second round of Ascension is Prophet!! Due to not being involved in the pinfall. Shelbi Lynn also advances!
OC: Wow. That was a pretty sudden ending!
CR: Certainly not the way Shelbi or SCW wanted it to go but she still gets to move on due to the structure of the tournament. Congrats goes to Prophet for winning his match on our turf!
(In the end, Prophet has his hand raised by the referee while Shelbi walks off knowing she moved on. The reaction to the winner is mixed of course but he celebrates nonetheless.)Winner: Prophet
Also advancing: Shelbi Lynn
(The camera switches to backstage, where interviewer Skip Trippe is sitting in a raised chair, microphone in hand)
ST: Ladies and gentlemen, at this time I’d like to introduce a very special guest to Sin City Wrestling. He joins us from Experts-affiliated Action Packed Wrestling. He is none other than…Kurt Noble!
(The camera shifts over to reveal Kurt Noble next to Skip. Noble’s dressed in a lavish black suit, with an accompanying white cane. He brushes some of the graying hairs out of his eyes as he speaks.)
KN: Very happy to be here tonight Skip. First time being in the city of Angels, and I’ve only lost half my monthly APW salary! Guess I don’t have much of a poker face.
ST: You may not be the best gambler, but SCW is glad to have you tonight. Speaking of which…rumors have been circulating as to your appearance tonight. Could Kurt Noble possibly be making his SCW debut soon?
(Noble chuckles to himself as Skip’s eyes widen a bit.)
KN: Well…as happy as I am to disappoint Doug Fresh, I’m not officially joining Sin City tonight. I’m actually here to help promote some upcoming promotional events that APW and SCW are both a part of. You can never rub too many shoulders with your neighbors…that is, unless you catch them stealing out of your pocket.
(Noble snickers…but ST doesn’t. Noble awkwardly moves on.)
KN: Anyway, the Championship Wrestling Council is actually hosting its first round match-ups in APW tomorrow night, believe it or not. I’ll be going against SCW’s own Jacob Wright, as well as NEW’s Outkast. I’m really looking forward for another chance at going up against SCW talent. I won’t be a part of the APW Rival Factions team, but if the match is anything like Supremacy, it’ll be one for the ages.
(Noble fidgets in his seat, and taps his cane as Skip smiles awkwardly.)
KN: But hey, I’d love to see some SCW talent stop by in APW. We had a solid SCW turnout for Survive and Conquer, and I’d really love to be able to face-off against-
(Suddenly Noble goes quiet as he looks over to see Adrien Specter, the Hardcore title over his shoulder, along with Richard by his side.)
KN: And here he is now.
RS: Good evening Mr. Noble.
(Adrien nods to Kurt as Skip steps back, and holds the mic between the three of them.)
KN: Well as I was saying to Skip a moment ago, I was impressed by the turnout SCW had for Survive and Conquer a few weeks ago.
RS: Yes...actually we were hoping to talk to you about that. You see, we all know you're not just here to promote APW, or the CWC Tournament...Because if we remember, you and Adrien had a little wager back then didn't you?
KN: ...Yeah, we kinda did.
RS: You see Mr. Noble. Myself and my brother are fans of yours, and since the Extreme Tournament last year, he's been dying for a match with you. And so you put up that if you lasted longer then Adrien, then you would come to SCW, and finally get what he's been after for some time.
KN: That is true, we did have that wager, and I did last longer then Adrien. Made it to the final three in fact-
RS: Not without my brother's assistance though. You see, although Adrien did not win the match, he still assisted you when he came back into the ring and floored MDK. Although he may have gotten back into the ring, you can't help but point out Adrien's assistance in his downfall in the match.
KN: That it true, I'll give credit where it's due, you did weaken him for the rest of us.
RS: Believe me Mr. Noble, that was more for my brother's pleasure then for anyone's assistance.
(Adrien smiles as everyone gets a little uneasy at the sight of him.)
RS: But regardless, unfortunately, he didn't get the chance to meet up with you after the match to finalize your trip here. You see he was kind of in a hurry to get his SCW Hardcore Championship back the next day. So I must say it is a stroke of luck that you just happen to turn up to promote The Experts along with CWC, right here, in Adrien's stomping ground.
KN: Well I'm sorry gentlemen, but I'm afraid that I'm not fighting anyone tonight.
RS: Oh no, you misunderstand us Kurt. For you see Adrien's already booked tonight against Extream. And as much as he would like to face you sooner rather then later, I'm afraid he has his other obligations.
KN: So what would you suggest?
(Richard looks to Adrien, who gives him a small nod, before he turns back to Kurt with a smile.)
RS: You and my brother, next week. Right here in Vegas. I'm sure Danny won't mind having the famous Kurt Noble appearing on his program, even if it is just a one off appearance. What do you say Mr. Noble? Are you ready to see if you're good enough to take on The Ghost of SCW?
(Slowly Adrien extends his hand forward towards Kurt. Slowly Noble looks down at Adrien's hand, before looking up to the brothers, before finally taking it, and shaking as the Vegas crowd's cheers can be heard even in the back.)
KN: I guess I'll be seeing you next week.
RS: Oh believe me Mr. Noble...he's looking forward to it.
(Slowly Adrien takes his hand back, before the brothers give one final nod to Kurt and Skip, before making their exit.)
---COMMERCIAL---Jacob Wright vs. Jeremiah Belmont vs. Matt Matlock
GC: The following triple threat contest is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring, from Madrid, Spain...Jacob WRIGHT!!
GC: Introducing the next competitor, from New Waterford, Nova Scotia, Canada...Matt MATLOCK!!
(The opening chords of Papa Roach's "Born With Nothing, Die With Everything" begin to play over the speakers of the arena. Eight seconds in, when the song kicks into full gear, pyros erupt on the stage. Matt Matlock steps out onto the stage, dressed to fight as always. He takes a minute to look over the crowd before walking down the ramp towards the ring. Partway down he stops, head down and arms out to the sides as pyro shoots off down the sides of the ramp. He looks up with a cocky grin towards the crowd, as he finally enters the ring. Heading for one of the far turnbuckles he raises his arms in the air as HBK-styled pyrotechnics go off, and immediately stop as he lowers his arms. He then gets down and prepares for the upcoming match.)
GC: And finally, from London, England, he is the current SCW United Champion...Jeremiah BELMONT!!
(The opening chords to "Cry Little Sister" begins to play as Jeremiah Belmont appears on the ramp. The fans begin to give a mixed reaction towards him and he ignores them, walking down the ramp he snarls at a fan who tried to touch him. When he reached the ring he slid under the ropes and tore off his leather trench coat revealing bare flesh with patch works of scars adorning his body like a patched work piece of art.)
CR: Is there anyone more on top of his game than Jeremiah after his thrilling title defense at Jackpot?
OC: Jacob, a Jackpot winner who dumped former TFWF Champion over the top rope with a second to go. I'm still a big Matlock fan. This guy's mean and I like it!
(Usually you'll see someone back down in a triple threat and let the other two go at it but these three take turns exchanging blows and not backing down. Jacob humiliates both Jer and Matt at one point getting each with the googatchoo but then attempting to wedgie Jer during a gutwrench, Matt hammers him with a clothesline. Matt dumps Jer out of the ring and works on Jacob. There's a rotation for a few minutes between Matt and Jer each getting rid of the other so they can continue to isolate Jacob and try to win the match without the interference of the other.)
OC: After the start of this match, Jacob's really been getting most of the punishment.
CR: A little jealousy from Matt for being a Jackpot winner. He has a point to prove but hasn't backed it up yet.
(Fighting finally turns between Jer and Matt as Jer gets back in the ring and delivers the Darkside Drop to Matt! Jacob breaks up the pinfall before the three count! He sits Jer up and delivers the Wright Place followed by the Wright Time! This time its Matt who breaks up the near fall. It's just impossible to win this match with all three in the ring. Matt pulls Jer up off the mat and lifts him over his shoulders into the crucifix position for the Animal Instinct but Jacob pulls Jer down and shoves Matt away only to turn around and walk right into the Rapture!!
However, before Jer can capitalize after hitting the superkick, Matlock rushes him with a knee strike that sends him through to the apron. He then falls to cover Jacob and Jer can't get back in the ring in time to stop the three count!)
GC: Here is your winner, Matt Matlock!!
OC: How about THAT for a statement?
CR: Matlock gets a win over Jackpot winner AND the United champion! That should open some eyes. What an encounter!
(Matt falls out of the ring opting not to let the ref raise his hand and instead gives double middle fingers to the crowd as his arms are up in the air signifying victory.)Winner: Matt Matlock
(We find Sam Parker walking down the corridor when he comes to the brooding figure of Adrien Specter leaning against a wall with a bottle of water in his hand.)
Parker: “Good evening man. I’m Sam Parker. I’m kind of new around here but looking to make your acquaintance.”
(Specter looks him up and down and as he takes a mouthful of water from his bottle, doesn’t take his eyes off of the rookie. Specter nods to Parker and then looks away. Parker looks a little awkward.)
Parker: “Not the chatty type huh? Well I can understand that with some guys.”
(Specter simply looks at Parker and offers a weak smile. There is an uneasy pause for a few moments. Parker emit’s a deep sigh.)
Parker: “Nice weather this evening...”
(Specter rolls his eyes and shakes his head as Parker continues.)
Parker: “So what are you, the strong silent type? I can dig that. What’s your story though? My family aren’t too happy about me being here... They wanted me to work on the farm and follow the family business but it wasn’t for me...”
(Specter - clearly having had enough, places his hands on the shoulders of Parker and pushes him into the wall. He then opens his mouth and reveals the stub of tattered tongue left in his mouth. Parker looks visibly shocked and nauseated.)
Parker: “Oh my god! What the hell happened to you? Who did that?”
(Specter releases his hold on the shaken Parker and with a broad grin, points to himself and makes a cutting gesture. Parker puts his hand to his mouth and staggers off leaving Specter chuckling. His brother appears and looks puzzled at Adrien.)
RS: “Who was that?”
(Specter signs something to Richard who responds with a laugh and a shake of his head.)
---COMMERCIAL---Damien Lester vs. Chris Strike
GC: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring, from Sao Paulo, Brazil...Chris STRIKE!!
(The house lights in the arena go out completely, thunder and rain can be heard from a distance, all while the image of a large mountain complete with a temple atop the peak is seen on the LCD screen while the beginning of “God of Thunder (Alive IV Symphony)” by KISS blares out of the PA system. The shot zooms into the temple as the drum solo begins…and up towards a throne at the top of some stairs. A man rises from the throne and makes his way down the steps…and once he nears the camera, he looks up at the sky and makes his way over towards a pool of water. The man looks down into the water, and once he does…a shot of lightning hits the water! As the lightning hits the water in the video, streams of smoke shoot up from the ramp way area and high above.
“The God of Thunder” Chris Strike emerges from the curtains and steps out into the limelight, drawing a loud reaction from the SCW fan base as he stops in front of the entrance ramp and slowly raises his right arm up, hand open. A smirk falls on his lips as the self-proclaimed God of Thunder is showered by gold, white and black streamers and two bright white pyros on the sides of the ramp. Smirking, Strike begins making his way down the ramp, having the occasional fans reaching out towards him from the rail, all while keeping his eyes solely focused on the ring.
Chris then makes his way up the ring stairs, using the steel pole for support, putting his right foot over the middle rope and as he is about to get inside, Strike suddenly turns around and finds himself with both elbows locked around the top rope, his entire upper body exposed to the crowd’s sight. The God of Thunder just gives the fans a sly smirk as flashes of light go off, before going under the middle rope and into the ring. He looks around at the crowd and walks up to the nearest corner, leaning against the ropes while stretching his arms out as “God of Thunder (Alive IV Symphony)” fades…)
GC: And his opponent, currently residing in Las Vegas, Nevada...Damien LESTER!!
(CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORTLast Resort
by Papa Roach begins to play. Damien Lester slowly makes his way out from the back with Jen Winchester following him closely. Damien makes his way down to the ring with a twisted smirk spread across his face.)
OC: Who had a better showing in a defeat at Jackpot, Lester or Strike? And don't let Lester hear you if you say Strike.
CR: Neither of these men want to think about that. They're focused on winning tonight!
(These two start brawling. Big closed fist from Lester. Mongolian Chop from Strike. Forearm. European Uppercut. Swinging clothesline but Strike ducks it and running calf kick in return. One handed bulldog gets thrown away by Lester and with Strike seated, Lester goes off the ropes with a running knee to the head. As the match continues its a mixture of impact moves when Lester is in control and more of a striking frenzy from Chris when its in his favor. Lester re assumes control later on and is trying to choke the life out of Strike with a dragon sleeper.)
CR: I don't think many use that hold better than Damien Lester.
OC: I dare you to say that anyone does anything better than Damien to his face.
(Lester releases the hold and pulls Strike up from behind for a dragon suplex but his arms slip free and he quickly gets Lester up into the fireman's carry and does a rolling slam. He quickly follows this with a second rope moonsault and goes for a cover but only gets a two count. Surprised he has that much in him after the sleeper hold but he stays on the attack. He throws Lester onto the apron and Lester tries to drape Strike's head over the ropes but it misses and after Lester lands outside, Strike goes to the apron and leaps out connecting with an Asai Moonsault!
Both men are down as the ref starts his count. At about five, Strike's up first but when he goes to grab Lester, Lester shoves him into the guard rail and then pretty much body splashes him against the rail! Lester pulls him up and Strike shoves him off and the two start brawling again when the bell rings. Why?)
GC: Neither man decided to answer the ten count of the referee therefore this match has been ruled a double countout!
OC: Awww. Come on!
CR: I don't really think either of them realized the referee was counting this entire time!
(That stops the action for mere moments before Lester and Strike resume trying to tear into one another. It's not long before security is out to pull them apart. Two evenly matched superstars continue to glare at one another while being held back as we take a break!)Winner: Double Countout
(Brenda Vixen is on her phone and removes her shades to reveal anger etched across her face.)
BV: “What do you mean you are running late? I don’t care if you are in the building now! You should have been here a Doug Damn hour ago!”
(Scott Black places his hands on her shoulders to calm her down. She shrugs him off.)
BV: “Just get your ass here now Devin. I’m not in the mood for this.”
(She angrily ends her call and Scott tries to calm her down again.)
SB: “Relax girl. He’s a bit late so what?”
BV: “Doug expects a lot from us tonight. A main event again and a chance to get some payback against that heathen. The non-believer. I want to feed him my boot down his throat.”
?: “Oh look. The little minion has got herself into a rage. How cute to see an insect so upset.”
(Brenda turns to see Sabra and Gryphon standing there smirking at her.)
BV: “Did I ask you for an opinion? If I needed to be entertained, I’d kick your head off to see if there was a smaller Sabra inside you...”
SN: “Oh really. And you think a creature like you could do that? An Amazon and a pen pusher couldn’t do it at Jackpot so what chance do you have little girl?”
BV: “And I’m neither of them. I’m something far better and part of an entity far greater than anything you could begin to comprehend.”
SN: “Ah yes... Your precious Sinistry... How cute. How about this little girl. Next week on Wildcard, you can see if you are a woman of your word. We go one on one. Winner gets into the SureShot match at Cancun Clash.”
BV: “Fine. Just watch your back suki...”
(Devin Hearst cracks Sabra across the back with a double axe handle and Sabra stumbles. She recovers as Gryphon manages to knee Devin in the midsection allowing Sabra to take control. Brenda surges forwards but a palm to the face from Sabra sends her tumbling backwards. Scott Black goes to her aid as Gryphon boots him in the gut. Sabra charges Devin into a vending machine before taking the can that falls out and smacks Devin in the temple with it before dropping Hearst with a DDT to the concrete. Devin isn’t moving as Sabra stands up and straightens herself up. She looks down at Devin and snorts.)
SN: “Pathetic... See you next week.”
(She and Gryphon saunter off.)
---COMMERCIAL---CWC ASCENSION MATCH #2
David Cyclone (SCW) vs. Tyler Graves (NEW) vs. Crowbar (WARPED)
GC: The following is our second featured match in the ASCENSION TOURNAMENT!! Introducing first, from Long Beach, California and representing WARPED wrestling...CROWBAR!!
("Just close your eyes" by Waterproof Blonde hits as blue lights illuminate the arena. As the chorus hits Crowbar walks out to a mixed reaction from the fans. He stands at the entrance and looks around at everyone before beginning his walk to the ring. He stops half way down with a grin on his face before pointing at the crowd, appreciating the reaction before continuing his walk down to the ring. He walks up the ring steps and steps over the top rope, heading towards the corner post. He steps up onto the second turnbuckle and looks around with a smile before jumping down and standing in the middle of the ring.)
GC: Introducing next, from Chicago, Illinois and representing NEWera wrestling...Tyler GRAVES!!
(The lights in the arena dies down as the crowd in the arena screams in anticipation. “The Air That I Breathe“ by All That Remains suddenly explodes through the PA system in sync to the pulsation of red lights. We then suddenly see the stage being engulf with smoke. Amidst the smoke, we see a figure as the song blasts throughout the airwaves. After several seconds while the smoke starts to clear, the figure materializes and is revealed to be Tyler Graves. He roars and pumps the crowd as they cheers him on.
As the red lights pulsation continues, he then strolls down to the ramp. He stops at the bottom of the ramp and looks around the whole arena still and pumps up the crowd again. He then continues walking making his way around the ring slapping some hands of the fans. He then stops in front of a steel steps and runs up to it stopping on the ring apron. He then proceeds to jump in to the ring. He then walks to a corner and climbs the turnbuckle. He roars and raises his arms in the air to the delight of the fans. He then drops down from the turnbuckle and walks to the opposite side of the ring. He then leans on the ropes puts his foot on the bottom rope as he raises his arm ala Edge as the fans cheers him on. He then walks into his corner and does some warm up as he awaits his opponent.)
GC: And lastly, from Bournemouth, England, REPRESENTING SCW...David CYCLONE!!
(The guitar riff to the intro of Stand Up by Trapt kicks into the sound system, as David Cyclone makes his way from behind the curtain holding a Lucozade bottle in his right hand. Blue lights flash around the arena as he makes his way to the ring, cussing at the crowd as they boo him down to the ring. He takes a swig of his drink and spits it out in the air as he walks up the ring steps and is walking down the ropes. He enters the ring through the top and middle rope and walks over to the furthest turnbuckle. He climbs up onto the second rope and poses for the crowd.)
CR: The massive crowd reaction isn't just because Cyclone is the home favorite here. Our fans know what happened at Jackpot when he came to the aid of Insomnia which could mean the Serial Thrillas are back!
OC: Graves and Crowbar can't enjoy the boos they get being here in SCW.
CR: Those boos could turn to cheers with really impressive wrestling. Crowbar is a talent in his own right and Graves has an impressive resume everywhere he's been. I've heard he was supposed to be representing NEWera however there's some conflict with management over that.
OC: We're happy at whoever wants to make their mark here wherever they're from. But don't hate me for being a Cyclone fan!
(Cyclone is double teamed to start the match by both Crowbar and Graves. Once he is down for a moment, the two turn to one another and start trading chops. Graves uses his lucha libre style to stay a leg up on Crowbar as he's faster and can get away from the power maneuvers. Cyclone tries to reinsert himself into the match but either Graves or Crowbar manage to isolate him out of the ring.)
CR: I suppose a way to neutralize home field advantage would be to keep the home team from getting any offense.
OC: You hear these people though? They're getting pissed!
(Eventually Cyc is able to fight through and take them both down. He shows off his impressive suplexing ability giving a dose to each man before going for a cover on Graves but Crowbar breaks it up. Cyc tries to throw Crowbar through the corner into the ringpost shoulder first but its reversed and Cyc hits it instead. Graves grabs Crowbar and gets him on his shoulders for Lights Out but Crowbar falls behind him and when Graves turns around Crowbar hits his jumping cutter called the KFO!!
Crowbar gets back up but walks right into a Gut Check spear from Cyclone!! Crowbar rolls out of the ring and Cyc looks at the fallen Graves realizing the opportunity. He ascends the top turnbuckle and leaps off delivering the Deathplant Frogsplash right in the middle of the ring! He covers and the crowd counts with the ref to three!)
GC: The winner of this match and advancing to the second round of Ascension is David Cyclone!! Due to not being involved in the pinfall. Crowbar also advances!
CR: Big win for Cyclone! Despite all that is happening right now for him in SCW, he is able to keep that to the side for one match and really pull out a great performance!
OC: Crowbar was pretty good. Graves brought more than I expected as well but in the end, Cyclone picked his spot and won it for SCW.
CR: That concludes our Ascension matches tonight but we're really thankful to have hosted matches and we appreciate Graves and Crowbar as well as Captain Teatly and Prophet for bringing their style of competition to SCW tonight!
(He's a bit exhausted but Cyc stands tall with the ref raising his arm in victory. Graves rolls out of the ring holding his gut while Crowbar, looking displeased, still raises an arm since he too is moving on.)Winner: David Cyclone
Also Advancing: Crowbar
(Once again we find Sam Parker walking along. It’s been an eventful night for the rookie and he looks a little weary as he approaches the briefcase clutching Jacob Wright. Jacob sniffs the air.)
JW: “What’s that smell? It smells of... New blood.”
Parker: “Howdy sir...”
JW: “Why the long face? Didn’t you win tonight in your debut?”
Parker: “Let’s just say it’s been an eventful night. I beat a billionaire, got threatened by a Circus and saw a man who cut his own tongue off! What is this place?”
JW: “Sin City Wrestling.”
(Jacob turns to the camera and smiles in a cheesy manner before turning back to Sam.)
Parker: “Maybe jumping with both feet into Las Vegas was a bad idea.”
JW: “Nonsense... What you need is the appropriate... Welcome. Here.”
(Jacob holds out his hand and we hear the crowd shouting. Sam smiles.)
Parker: “Wow... Somebody who believes in the old ways. A pleasure to...”
(But he is cut off by a size eleven boot to the crotch courtesy of Jacob Wright. He grasps his groin and collapses to the at as Jacob leans down with his briefcase in his hand.)
JW: “Welcome to Sin City Wrestling.“
(Wright saunters off leaving Parker in a heap.)
(M.D.K. is on the phone again with a frown on his face.)
M.D.K.: “Ashleigh. I don’t get what the problem is here but where the hell are you? Call me now.“
(There is a knock on M.D.K.’s door. He looks up as the door opens and the sorriest sight stands in the doorway. It is Paradox and he has one arm in a sling, a Gabrielle style sequinned eye-patch, his leg in a plastic support, a plaster on his face similar to Nelly and is limping heavily. M.D.K. sighs and shakes his head as Paradox slowly makes his way into the office.)
PM: “Woe! Woe is me!”
M.D.K.: “Good evening Paradox. Always a pleasure and never a chore.”
PM: “Oh the pain! The terrific and horrific pain of it all!”
M.D.K.: “What’s the matter with you Paradox.”
PM: “That barbarian Lester! He has left me in such a terrible state.”
M.D.K.: “He did do quite a number on you at Jackpot didn’t he?”
PM: “The doctor...”
(He lets out a long exaggerated cough.)
PM: “Said I’m lucky to be standing and it’s all down to the fact that I am such an outstanding athlete.”
M.D.K.: “I’m sure it is... So what do I owe the pleasure?”
PM: “The doctor has said that it could take weeks to be fully healed. Months for a mere mortal but we both know I am more than that right?”
(He laughs but it turns into another long exaggerated cough.)
M.D.K.: “The trouble with that is Paradox, you are the Television Champion.”
PM: “I know and... *cough* if there was any other way. I know how much I mean to my adoring fans.”
M.D.K.: “I’m talking more about the rules of a champion.”
(Paradox leans forwards as M.D.K. looks down at a sheet of paper.)
M.D.K.: “Upon notification of injury, the champion has 21 days to compete or to vacate the title...”
(He looks up at Paradox who looks taken aback.)
M.D.K.: “That means pal, you have 21 days to man up or you hand that title over to the SCW again.”
PM: “You can’t! Think of how it will be devalued!”
M.D.K.: “Are you remembering who the title is held by at the moment?”
(Paradox looks unimpressed.)
M.D.K.: “21 Days...”
(As he says this, the door to M.D.K.’s office walks in and a young man swaggers in with a smirk on his face.)
?: “Alright boys? I hear you’re the bloke I need to speak to if I wanna be anything around here.”
M.D.K.: “That would be correct. And you are who exactly my non-door-knocking friend?”
WD: “Dyer. Wildfire Wesley Dyer...”
(He points with his thumb to Paradox.)
WD: “Who’s this mug?”
M.D.K.: “Nobody for you to bother yourself with. Now how can I help you Mr Dyer?”
WD: “That bloke tonight. Bear, Berr... Whatever the fuck he was. Isn’t quite what I had in mind when I wanted a fight.”
M.D.K.: “That’s understandable. Tell me what you want.”
WD: “I want a fight... A real fight...”
(Paradox turns around with a smile on his face.)
PM: “I have a fight for you.”
(Wesley stops, looks down and frowns at McSweeney.)
WD: “Are you still here?”
(Paradox turns around again.)
M.D.K.: “Mr McSweeney may have a point. You want a fight and I know somebody craving a challenge. You’ll have your fight Mr Dyer. Next week... Trust me!”
(He smirks at Dyer who reciprocates as we cut to a commercial.)
---COMMERCIAL---Main Event: Insomnia and Dorling vs. Devin Hearst and Brenda Vixen
GC: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. Making their way to the ring, representing the Sinistry...Devin HEARST!! and Brenda VIXEN!!
(The music came on blasting through the speakers as Brenda and Devin come out together. Brenda is wearing a long black trench coat and shades while Devin looks fierce as always. They walk down the ramp together and enter the ring both with evil grins on their face.)
OC: Doug didn't express the disappointment that he had with Cid Phoenix awhile back when he brought about a losing effort for the Sinistry. It's because he's forgiving.
CR: He's certainly angry about Dorling. Which is probably showing here in Brenda and Devin coming out together to show the unity of the Sinistry!
GC: And now their opponents. First, from Bournemouth, England...INSOMNIA!!
(The lights around the arena dim as it falls silent 'fore a lone pin drops, a pane of glass shatters and the PA system explodes into growling guitar riffs, drums, bass and vocals of the Mnemic's "Pigfuck."
Orange, blue, green, red and purple spot lights scope around the entrance way as flanked by Gayle, a hooded Insomnia strides through the curtain and onto the ramp, clenching his fists tightly and letting out a bestial roar to a rousing tsunami wave of cheers, applause and anticipation.
The fans jump about aggressively and smash into each other, mosh pits forming as he pauses atop he ramp with the lighting lending a sickly tone to his scarred and bare torso. He flicks back the hood, surveying the audience with his deep-socketed eyes, taking in the atmosphere as the fans jump about and mosh amongst themselves, Gayle offering up a twirl and a shake of her curvaceous arse as they stride on down the walkway confidently and into the heart of the sea of inevitable violence and bloodshed that awaits them.
At the foot of the steps, Gayle takes her position at ringside shaking her hips as she does. Insomnia removing his hooded jacket and throwing it to Gayle before he then skips up the apron, through the ropes and drops to his knees, cupping his hands to his head dramatically before letting out another rage-filled scream and unleashing a leaping Static Lullaby-to thin air as the music cuts.)
GC: And his tag team partner, from Brisbane, Australia...DORLING!!
(The lights in the arena dim as the opening chants of Message of the Bhagavat fill the arena. The Sintron is filled with images of classic B movies - giant lizards, King Kong, monsters from the sea - insterspersed with clips of Dorling performing vasrious exciting manouvres. As the songs kicks into life, red fireworks shoot up from the side of the entrance way and Dorling steps out, wearing his black and red wrestling trunks with his black boots, and his red 'No I in Team Dorling' T-Shirt. He makes his way down the ramp and climbs on to the ring apron. He peels off his t-shirt and throws it into the crowd before ducking under the top rope and sprinting across to the far corner, climbing to the top turnbuckle and holding both fists aloft.)
CR: The massive crowd reaction for Dorling just shows you that no one wanted him to be affiliated in any way with the Sinistry!!
OC: If he was trying to help destroy it from the inside, he will fail. You know Doug is watching.
(Weeks have been building up to see Devin Hearst and Insomnia in the same ring and its finally happening! Devin starts beating down on Som with clubbing blows until he throws Som into the ropes. Som ducks a clothesline and comes back wasting no time to make an impact with the Static Lullaby!
Last year you wouldn't imagine teamwork between Som and Dorling but we're witnessing it. Dorling with a knee to the gut, Som with a dragon uppercut, and then Dorling with a bulldog! Cover and a near fall. Dorling picks Hearst up and Devin turns the tables with a back gut kick followed by a forearm smash.
Devin drags Dorling over to Brenda and makes the tag. Devin holds Dorling in the corner so Brenda can hit a handspring back elbow smash followed by a bulldog of her own. She throws Dorling into the ropes. Som blind tags him. Dorling ducks a big boot and runs Brenda over the ropes and they both fall to the outside.
Som runs in and leaps out of the ring Som-err-sault plancha style and takes out Brenda with Dorling catching some of it too. Devin comes around the ring though and picks Som up from the mess and tumbles him into the steel steps!
Brenda is revived and throws Som back in the ring. Brenda and Devin take turns isolating Som from his corner where Dorling reaches out for a tag everytime Som gets close. The Sinistry duo make quick tags and perform double team maneuvers.
The turning point of the main event comes with Brenda in the ring with Som ready to chokeslam him. He breaks it mid-air and goes behind Brenda so that when she turns around he connects on a pele!)
CR: I'll admit that once action went outside the ring, this match has been ALL Sinistry. However this may be the chance for a comeback.
OC: I hate the pele kick. Why doesn't the victim just backstep!
(As Brenda makes the tag to Devin, Som gets the hot tag into Dorling and he springs in with a spinning heel kick to Devin as he was running in! Dorling knocks Devin back in the corner as Brenda comes in and hits him from behind! Devin runs back out but Dorling ducks and Devin stops himself right before running into Brenda but then he turns around right into a DORbreaker!
Som had run around the ring at this point and before Brenda can retaliate, Som trips her and pulls her out of the ring so that Dorling can cover and get the three count!)
GC: Here are your winners, Insomnia and Dorling!!
OC: We are never going to hear the end of this.
CR: It doesn't affect you Oscar! It does affect the Sinistry! Big win for Som and Dorling!Winners: Insomnia & Dorling
(Dorling has his hand raised but quickly turns his attention to outside the ring where Som has Brenda tangled in a tree of woe on the ringpost!
Then the boos come in. Scott Black appears and shoves Som off to save Brenda. Meanwhile in the ring, before Dorling can exit, the Global Champion appears from the crowd. Doug wants payback for Jackpot and he flies into Dorling shoving him through the ropes and outside the ring on the opposite side!)
OC: Payback time!
CR: I suppose its that hour again for the obligatory post main event brawl.
OC: It always happens at this time. We can't control it.
(Insomnia handles fighting off Scott at first but when Brenda and a revived Devin join in, its just too much to handle. Meanwhile, Doug and Dorling have started going back and forth and their fight has spilled into the crowd. Forearms and kicks are exchanged as the two fight away from the ring.)
CR: With that, Insomnia is all alone against the three Sinistry members! This isn't looking good.
OC: No Cyclone to save the day either. He just had his match and probably doesn't even know whats happening.
CR: I feel he would know whats going on...
(During the fighting, the SinTron turns on and it shows a recovering David Cyclone backstage. Someone must of attacked him. Back in the ring, Scott and Brenda double whip Som into a waiting Thanatron from Devin.
And then...a familiar tune kicks in. Supercharger Heaven starts playing and the crowd erupts!)
OC: It can't be...
(None other than Wolf himself! The Outcast Legend runs down to the ring and gets in amidst the danger. He spears Scott down, he then ducks a clothesline from Devin and dropkicks him so that he falls out of the ring! Brenda is unsure what to do but she runs in only to get samoan dropped by Wolf!)
OC: I'm just so confused. Wolf is saving Insomnia? What?
(All the Sinistry are outside the ring as Doug and Dorling are long gone fighting. Wolf poses on the ropes to a massive ovation and then he pulls Som up. The two look at one another for a minute and Wolf extends his hand. When Som grabs it...
Wolf pulls him in and delivers ANARCHY'S PLAYPEN!!)
OC: Wait? What?
CR: I can't think of anything to call this except for total...anarchy!
(The Sinistry members recover up the ramp. Som rolls out of the ring. Everyone is confused and all we see to end the show is Wolf posing on the top turnbuckles yelling "I'm Back!!")