Let's play a game. Here are the rules/objectives:

1. Pick a well known song or melody
2. Make up your own lyrics that fit that song.
3. If you don't have a song or melody, just write down a poem/rap.

It shouldn't be hard. It should be fun and enternaining to read. I have a couple of my own but I'll give you one for now :)



Song: "The Bad Touch" by Bloodhound Gang
Topic: Israel


Sweat, baby, sweat, baby Israel is really hot,
And I’m going there to visit and I hope I don’t get shot.
I’ll pack my bags with name tags,
And I bet you’ll miss me,
Cause I’m leaving, yes I’m leaving and I’ll cross the big blue sea.
I’ve had enough of all this stuff, I want to buff all over there,
I want to walk around the beaches in my yellow underwear.
Getting a little too complex, learning all these subjects,
Just like Einstein when he studied so much math,
Gets me ready to be steady as I start along my path. (Do it now!)

You and me, baby, ain’t nothing but teachers,
So let’s do it like they do and study each others’ features. (Do it again now)
You and me, baby, ain’t nothing but teachers,
So let’s do it like they do and study each others’ features. (Gettin’ ready now!)


$h!t, the kind you clean up with the pooper scooper,
Leaves your belly really smelly and looking extremely super.
Toiletries, to some degrees, are not allowed on the airplane,
But the strain to contain Rogaine is driving everyone insane.
I despise all the guys’ wise lies when they say I won’t be having fun,
Well just don’t CALL, I’m Cingular, and I’ll come out number one.
So I leave you and you leave me, we’ll see, we’ll think it’s all been swell,
As I have the time of my life when I’m living in Israel. (Do it now!)

You and me, baby, ain’t nothing but teachers,
So let’s do it like they do and study each others’ features.
You and me, baby, ain’t nothing but teachers,
So let’s do it like they do and study each others’ features.