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Do They Come In Peace?
The skies over Europe this last week have been alive with metal spheres no larger than an outhouse, propelled far faster than any known man-made aircraft. While the EU has made no official statements concerning the sightings, some conspiracy theorists are insisting these to be the eyes and ears of the Great Precursors, a benevolent alien species that supposedly helped many ancient civilizations construct their wonders. With no mysterious accidents to attribute to these UFOs, we're left wondering just if these extraterrestrial tourists are in fact just here to see the sights, or if their purpose is more sinister in nature.


Any orders for Turn 2 should be submitted by midnight on Saturday the 24th of March.

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German Census Taker "Highly Suspicous", Declares War Veteran
"I might not have had the clearest head when I answered the door," admits Mr. Bachmeier, "and it probably would have been best to have my glasses handy, but I swear the kid they had collecting this year's census data all up and down this road had something strange about 'im. Those hands were too big, his eyes too big, and that voice--it had the strangest echo to it..." Cont'd on page C-4

Any patrol or detection-related orders for turn 3 should be submitted by midnight on Thursday the 29th of March. General turn orders should be submitted by midnight on Friday the 30th of March.

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Finnish Combat Exercises Take a Turn For the Worse
A1C Santtu Karppanen will not be returning home again after faulty landing gear caused his aircraft to crash and tumble upon landing, killing the pilot when the canopy caved in. His copilot, Amn Otto Nissinen, miraculously survived but was badly burned in the resulting engine fire. He is in critical condition, and being treated in Jyväskylä.


Any patrol- or detection-related orders for Turn 4 should be submitted by midnight on Friday the 6th of April. General turn orders should be submitted by midnight on Sunday the 8th of April.

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"Weirdest Sausage Maker I've Ever Seen", Declares Polish Butcher
A local supplier of subpar sausage says some shady spy-styled somebodies stole him away to see some strange self-starting setup, supposedly set aside to slaughter and serve strays. To who, the spy-styled somebodies would not say.


Any patrol- or detection-related orders for Turn 5 should be submitted by midnight on Monday the 16th of April. General turn orders should be submitted by Wednesday the 18th of April.

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"It's Just A Set", Insists Local Buffalo Filmmaker
Frank Samson was arrested yesterday due to a mixup involving some very realistic looking gun and corpse props for a science fiction movie he is working on.
"I can understand the confusion," he admits. "I was amazed at the work Sue did--the hissing sounds these guns make, the glow, the rubbery texture of the bodies, the wounds that bleed with nearby pressure--kid's got a great eye for detail."
Ms. Doughnim refused to comment.




Any patrol- or detection-related orders for turn 6 should be submitted by midnight on Tuesday the 24th of April. General turn orders should be submitted by Friday the 27th of April.