The final card is...
Christian Cage versus Kurt Angle for the NWA World Heavyweight Title (with Samoa Joe as unofficial ring enforcer)
Chris Sabin versus Jerry Lynn for the X Division Title
Latin American Exchange versus Team 3D in a Little Italy Street Fight
A.J. Styles versus Rhino in a Motor City Chain Match
Sting versus Abyss in a Prison Yard Match
Petey Williams and Gail Kim versus James Storm and Miss Tennessee
Team Eckstein (Lance Hoyt with David Eckstein) versus Team Pierzynski (Dale Torborg with A.J. Pierzynski)
Christy Hemme versus an opponent to be named at the pay per view
I'd say Christian, Lynn, Team 3D, AJ, Abyss, Storm and Jackie, and I don't care about the rest. Especially as I saw just now Hemme could face Fat Naked Oily Guy. Ugh.