Title: "GOOSEBASS" goofy pictures
Description: A little Ace-Hole humor
Bammo - February 24, 2007 03:38 PM (GMT)
The "ORIGINAL GOOSEBASS"
This breed of goose is extinct but not a protected speices. Reason why - who the hell would want to see this goofball goose in their yard or in a pond or lake. most children would be traumatized for life once they seen this GOOSEBASS.
Word has it, that the Federal Migratory Bird Bureau is trying to castrate this goofy GOOSEBASS so it will not reproduce.
They are having problems with this task, seems the GOOSEBASS has no TESTACLES!
The GOOSEBASS loves to feed on small worms and smelly brownish dingleberrys which the GOOSEBASS sucks in order to gain strength and a feeling of great purpose. This so called food which the GOOSEBASS feeds on by sucking is found in political forums on the internet.
There is no closed season for hunting the GOOSEBASS, in fact most states in the U.S.A. have a fee (bounty) that will be paid to any hunter that brings in a GOOSEBASS. Reason being, this GOOSEBASS seems to love to honk its horn constantly disturbing the Democratic envirorment.
The goofy GOOSEBASS loves to be around the NeoCon Bush, which can be found mainly in Washington D.C. to Crawford Texas. But the GOOSEBASS has been spotted in Maine and other places like Camp David, Maryland where the NeoCon Bush may be.
IF YOU HAPPEN TO SEE A GOOSEBASS, PLEASE CALL 1-800-WAN NABE PLEASE.
Scout - February 25, 2007 01:10 AM (GMT)
Yep, the original Louisville Goosebass.... one of its kind. I'm wondering if it's ever mated and if so, with what? Would aliens take this lice embedded bird on??
Proud to hang the picture here in NX Bammo.... it belongs in the NeoCon hall of fame worm breath section if we had one built. lol
:lol:
Bammo - February 25, 2007 01:58 AM (GMT)
Seeing the Louisville "GOOSEBASS" has no teastacles to speak of it can breed by sucking azz, as sick as it may sound. Seems it has no pride, it sucks any birds azz Bro' especially if the other fowl is bigger or more dominant. It likes filthy polluted SWAMPS as well as NeoCon Bush's. Now the GOOSEBASS's young is named diffent than other geese, the female GEESE are called SANDRA'S and the Males are called ACE-Holes because of the way they breed.
I don't know about alliens Bro' but heard it is not considered a migratory bird, its considered a immigrant bird and some want it deported, while some hide them out. Mostly in Louisville for some reason, thats where the LOUISVILLE GOOSEBASS got its name. Maybe its an ace of a place to hide illegal fowl for some reason that I will have to find out why.
Bro' speaking of worms, the GOOSEBASS has been noted to attack fishermen and try to get to their worm. The GOOSEBASS can be ornery as well as smelly.
It is noted for lice and not many Fowl Hunters eat this goofy looking GOOSE. The ones that do, say it tastes like Louisiana rotten fish, for some reason.
I still do not know whay the GOOSEBASS likes to verbally assault (Honk, Honk) females who do not want to mate! The GOOSEBASS is a very strange Fowl that cannot be trusted Bro'.
The LOUISVILLE GOOSEBASS definately belongs in a hall of shame, so lets make this GOOSEBASS topic, NX'S hall of SHAME!
Hang Tough ~
X-ray Delta 1 - February 25, 2007 01:59 AM (GMT)
Too fuckin' funny.
:lol:
There's probably some redneck country band out there right now writing a song about GOOSEBASS.
You can count on it.
:lol:
Bammo - February 25, 2007 02:02 AM (GMT)
Forgot Bro', look at the GOOSEBASS'S lips, see how they are formed to suck azz and dingleberries? Seriously Bro', thats how the GOOSEBASS mates and suck worms as well.
Very Very goofy fowl Bro', look at it
Hang Tough~
Bammo - February 25, 2007 02:11 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (X-ray Delta 1 @ Feb 25 2007, 01:59 AM) |
Too fuckin' funny.
:lol:
There's probably some redneck country band out there right now writing a song about GOOSEBASS.
You can count on it.
:lol: |
Remember Billy Ray Cyress and Achy Breaky Heart Bro'?
Well you bring up a money maker there , The GOOSEBASS SUCK and LIE,
I'll have to work on the tune then the lyrics,
You better be careful
The GOOSEBASS lies
It likes to suck azz and
peck between ones thighs.
The GOOSEBASS is rare
ITs very hard to see
GOOSEBASS has been called
an azzhole wanna be!
LMAO
Hang Tough ~
ChiffonBreath - February 25, 2007 10:50 PM (GMT)
:lol:
Don't cha know there's a law against that sort of
chimera Human-animal Hybridization? Well almost a law, sponsored by Saint Sam Brownback.

Yup, if he wins the '08 prezidential election he'll make sure to rapture yer arse for creating such an abomination, LOL.
Bammo - February 26, 2007 03:14 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (ChiffonBreath @ Feb 25 2007, 10:50 PM) |
:lol:
Don't cha know there's a law against that sort of chimera Human-animal Hybridization? Well almost a law, sponsored by Saint Sam Brownback.

Yup, if he wins the '08 prezidential election he'll make sure to rapture yer arse for creating such an abomination, LOL. |
I know there is such a law Chiffon, but the "GOOSEBASS" just keeps on sucking dingleberries and azz to make more little Ace-Hole (Acebass) "GOOSEBASS". This azz sucking breeding is disgusting but allowed in many places.
I even heard some humans like to let "GOOSEBASS" suck their azz.
Now this is all hear say mind ya' but I heard it from pretty reliable sources that RRMB was hiding the "GOOSEBASS" out.
Main reason a few of the head honcho's over there dig getting their azz's sucked by the "GOOSEBASS" - are they sick or what? LOL
Again I hear this about the Edwards08 Blog Site where the head sicko Joe C loves getting his azz sucked by the "GOOSEBASS" , he even has multiple orgasms when the "GOOSEBASS" is doing what comes naturally, sucking AZZ! Thats after he uses popsicle sticks and duct tape to keep the little worm of his in an upright position. The Joe C pops the purple pill and gets his azz sucked by the "GOOSEBASS"! See Joe C works for John Edwards but is letting his job go right out his azz and into the "GOOSEBASS" mouth. Who suffers by such sickening actions? John Edwards does. Joe C the perv has been told many times but loves to get his azz sucked by the "GOOSEBASS".
John Edwards, listen up - dump the sicko JOE C and his pet "GOOSEBASS" while your reputation is still in one piece. You got real people that want to support you not some perverted sick administrator and his suck azz "GOOSEBASS" NeoCon manipulator and mastubator.
These are not the only two places "GOOSEBASS" has tried this unique sickening tactic I was told.
He SUCKED AZZ in the muddy SWAMP waters of CGCS, the Louisiana Bayou Queen, Sandy let "GOOSEBASS" smooth her hemroids out, then she threw "GOOSEBASS" out.
Friend the list goes on and on.
See why the hunters get a bounty for bringing in this perverted "GOOSEBASS"?
"GOOSEBASS" has a distant Relative it will be revealed when the picture is e mailed to NeoConXposure.
The "LOUISVILLE GOOSEBASS" is just plain ol' FOWL!
Hang Tough ~
Bammo - February 26, 2007 03:33 AM (GMT)
All kind of ways of getting a "GOOSEBASS" !
This Bro', ACED out with a fishing pole and some smelly azz scent on a small rubber worm as bait.
Bammo - February 28, 2007 07:32 PM (GMT)
Seems one of those "LOUISVILLE GOOSEBASS" harborers has been identified but is wanted by Authorities for such a criminal activitee as hiding and keeping the illegal "GOOSEBASS".
Why would someone want to harbor the "ILLEGAL" GOOSEBASS?
What is it with these Louisville, Ky. people?
After viewing the picture of the culprit mentioned above, you will see why this "GOOSEBALD" would want to harbor a "GOOSEBASS" !
THE LOUISVILLE "GOOSEBALD"
WANTED FOR HARBORING ILLEGAL "GOOSEBASS"
ROFLMAO
Scout - February 28, 2007 11:30 PM (GMT)
A good Goosebass is a dead Goosebass. LOL :lol:
Looks like you found some Goosebass hunters Bammo!
What's that smell from Louisville?
:rolleyes:
Bammo - March 1, 2007 12:06 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Scout @ Feb 28 2007, 11:30 PM) |
A good Goosebass is a dead Goosebass. LOL :lol:
Looks like you found some Goosebass hunters Bammo!
What's that smell from Louisville?
:rolleyes: |
Bro', in all honesty - have you ever seen a more goofier SOB , or should I say "GOOSIER" - IN YOUR LIFE??..n/t (LOL)
When that came to me from the "LOUISVILLE" ILLEGAL HARBORING DEPT., they said this "GOOSEY" SOB looked like a CONE HEAD from the old Saturday Night Live.
They also waned me that "GOOSEBALD" was addicted to suckin' azz just like the "GOOSEBASS" IT/HE ILLEGALLY HARBORS.
They said "GOOSEBALD" likes to make believe he is a WAR HERO.
I'll give him this, he has to have some armor under that CHROME DOME but "GOOSEBALD" looks like he is incapable of any military duty what so ever. LOL
I think NX has a prize winner in "GOOSEBALD" Bro' - that one is an ACE of a picture.
I do not think "GOOSEBALD" is a hunter Bro', think he isn't even housebroke. Looks like he has depends on.
Maybe ol' "GOOSEBALD" likes the "GOOSEBASS" to honk on a little worm for him!
Who the hell knows about this GOOF!
Hang Tough ~
BTW Bro' last "GOOSEBALD" sighting was the Edwards08 blog site. http://blog.johnedwards.com/ it seems he is suckin' some Joe C's azz Bro' and always near the Bush like "GOOSEBASS".
X-ray Delta 1 - March 1, 2007 03:27 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Bammo @ Feb 28 2007, 02:32 PM) |

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He looks like he is totally content to entertain himself, snapping his fingers and tapping his toes.
He's probably humming that GOOSEBASS song to himself.
:lol:
Bammo - March 1, 2007 04:58 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (X-ray Delta 1 @ Mar 1 2007, 03:27 AM) |
| QUOTE (Bammo @ Feb 28 2007, 02:32 PM) |

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He looks like he is totally content to entertain himself, snapping his fingers and tapping his toes. He's probably humming that GOOSEBASS song to himself.
:lol:
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LOL - I think this "GOOSEBALD" is content in just about anything. That is one ACE of a picture Bro', Damn!
You think this "GOOSEBALD" is real or a circus performer?
Shows the higher power works in mysterious ways! "TESTIFY" LMAO
Who knows, this may be LOUISVILLE'S mayor. LOL
Bro' we could make a million off "GOOSEBALD + GOOSEBASS" in kids cartoons.
Hang Tough ~ (GOOSEBALD is sure not going to)
Scout - March 1, 2007 06:56 PM (GMT)
I heard that this goosebass Acebass has aged with a breeder mouth on him. 'tis rumored that the one and only Louisville Goosebass wants to bung hole some dude. I knew it was nuts but now it's an internet sexual preditor too? Man, somebody better call his rehab case worker up about keeping it caged more often.
:o
Bammo - March 2, 2007 04:40 PM (GMT)
Now ain't this something! Seems Ace-Hole is posting for two Demcratic candidates for president! Same damn words as well---typical Neocon move! Doesn't surprise me in the least!


Edwards08 blog site, http://blog.johnedwards.com -is this what you want bringing down your Democratic Candidate! Just think this SOB is Bro''s with the administrator of Edwards08 blog site - Joe Clarke, who bans true veterans for exposing this fraud. Think Edwards08 blog site has a little conspiracy going on to say the least.
Obama, here is a known Neocon infiltrator, do whats RIGHT - put the decon out for the rat and the rest of his rodents!
Hang Tough ~
X-ray Delta 1 - March 2, 2007 08:53 PM (GMT)
Looks like GOOSEBASS has got religion - he's become a moonie!
He was screwing the chant up so bad, they made him carry it around with him during his initiation period.
Scout - March 2, 2007 11:51 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (X-ray Delta 1 @ Mar 2 2007, 04:53 PM) |
Looks like GOOSEBASS has got religion - he's become a moonie!

He was screwing the chant up so bad, they made him carry it around with him during his initiation period. |
and is it true that this Goosebass now moderates for the Edwards Blog?
I sure hate this for the Edwards' if that's true. I do think that the Edwards' are good ppl and they sure don't need some Acebass pulling the site down.
:o :(
Scout - March 4, 2007 06:45 PM (GMT)
I came across this ad by the editor of Goosebass Monthly ~ the Louisville edition.
Home of the famous and original Goosebass. I'm sure donations to the paper will be appreciated.... at least $545 plus tax.
;)
Balding Men!Is Your Hair an Endangered Species?Will a new baldness drug help millions of men seeking to delay the loss of hair -- a tell-tale sign of age? That's what its manufacturer hopes. Do you think there might be a baldness drug in your future?
If you've been worried about combing that hair away, a company in Florida claims to have a possible solution. It's Hairmax Lasercomb claims the ability to increase the number of thick hairs on the scalp.
Made by Lexington International LLC, its manufacturer claims the device promotes hair growth when its low-level laser-comb combination is drawn across the scalp.
It's not cheap -- list price $545 -- but many people have paid much more than that to try to buy a health head of hair.
And many earlier methods were painful, too, while the new method is said not to be.
There is little question about the product's potential market. Each year, some some $900 million is spent on products intended to regrow hair.
That's just one of the reasons why another firm plans soon to market a drug to treat male and female baldness. Dubbed PRX0002, it could be available as early as next year.
Do you think there might be a baldness drug in your future?

Goosebass Originator and Editor
Louisville Editon
X-ray Delta 1 - March 5, 2007 02:46 AM (GMT)
Maybe that's what Ace meant when he said he was a marketing major?
:lol:
X-ray Delta 1 - March 5, 2007 02:49 AM (GMT)
Ace doesn't read the newspapers in Looville.
He told me that a long time ago.
Ace said the only thing he liked about the Looville papers were all the pictures in the comics section!
:lol:
X-ray Delta 1 - March 5, 2007 06:38 AM (GMT)
I'd hate to see the ad Ace would make for Viagra.
Ace is the poster boy for limp dicks everywhere.
:lol:
X-ray Delta 1 - March 6, 2007 06:23 AM (GMT)
Hey, has anyone seen that wannabe GOOSEBASS around lately?

:lol:
Scout - March 6, 2007 02:38 PM (GMT)
Why I believe that would be an ole RA Goosebass pirate matey! He was a wannabe in RA land too ya know.
:lol:
Bammo - March 8, 2007 02:17 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (X-ray Delta 1 @ Mar 6 2007, 06:23 AM) |
Hey, has anyone seen that wannabe GOOSEBASS around lately?

:lol: |
LMAO - What you think Bro', "GOOSEBASS" likes to wear those type of clothes? LOL
Dynamite - SOB looks like Lurch of the Adams family!
LOL
Thats the head of Veterans for John Edwards http://veteransforjohnedwards.blogspot.com/ - man if only Edwards knew he had a wanna be NeoCon trying to tear his azz apart!
Wonder who's worm "GOOSEBASS" is after in that blog site! LOL
Hang Tough ~
Bammo - March 8, 2007 04:35 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (X-ray Delta 1 @ Mar 6 2007, 06:23 AM) |
Hey, has anyone seen that wannabe GOOSEBASS around lately?

:lol: |
Look at the computer screen behind "GOOSEBASS" - Edwards08 blog site - http://blog.johnedwards.com
Now ain't that just special!
The "GOOSEBASS" has those people of that Edwards08 blog site wrapped around his web foot!
Think they are going to learn the hard way when "GOOSEBASS" flys South with the candidate they SEEM to support!
Hang Tough ~
X-ray Delta 1 - March 8, 2007 11:36 PM (GMT)
I wonder if Ace knows those are Cowboy Steve's panties?
:lol:
Bammo - March 9, 2007 03:04 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (X-ray Delta 1 @ Mar 8 2007, 11:36 PM) |
I wonder if Ace knows those are Cowboy Steve's panties?
:lol: |
Good question Bro' - for sure!
Seems like Ace-Hole (Acebass) is in some kind of wierd trance sniffin' those nasty SOB'S! LOL
Wonder if Cowboy Stevey wheres chaps with those panties? Ace-Hole (Acebass) would get his jollies off on that! LOL
I know there to small to be Sandy Babes Bro'! LOL
Seriously Bro', that SOB wouldn't even need makeup for a horror movie! LOL
Hang Tough~
X-ray Delta 1 - March 16, 2007 06:11 PM (GMT)
Man, that was the funniest shit I've seen in 6 months yesterday at DW when Acehole showed up and lied his ass off acting like he owned that forum.
As if Ace thought he was an 800-pound gorilla walking around on that forum demanding answers to his questions.
What a fuckin' loon.
:lol:
Bammo - March 18, 2007 03:26 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (X-ray Delta 1 @ Mar 16 2007, 06:11 PM) |
Man, that was the funniest shit I've seen in 6 months yesterday at DW when Acehole showed up and lied his ass off acting like he owned that forum.
As if Ace thought he was an 800-pound gorilla walking around on that forum demanding answers to his questions.
What a fuckin' loon.
:lol: |
I missed Ace-Hole's (Acebass) visit to DW Bro', but read his BS! What a panty waist liar! LOL
Was he sniffin' glue? He was out of it! LOL
Wonder if those people he loves (yeah) so much in Edwards08 would of approved of that type of behavior from their savior? LMAO
We will see Bro', it will all come out in Edwards08 blog site Bro'.
Those slow thinkin' people will figure out Ace-Hole (Acebass) the wanna bee Vietnam Vet NeoCon!
He can't BS those naive people forever, somebody will catch on to Ace-Hole's (Acebass) fraudilant ways! Wait and see!
Wonder how Ace-Hole's (Acebass) illegal son in law is doing?
Hang Tough ~
Scout - March 20, 2007 08:14 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (X-ray Delta 1 @ Mar 8 2007, 07:36 PM) |
I wonder if Ace knows those are Cowboy Steve's panties?
:lol: |

MMMMM, I think those may be his new gf's panties XRay..... see if the label has CWV marked on it.
:lol:
Hey, anybody here view pretend Major Goosebass's picture a reminder of a wannabe lifer? I swear, to look at his mug, that face reaks his dier wishes for being a military ass kisser..... one burned out lifer.
It's so Acebass.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Scout - March 22, 2007 07:48 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (AmWo @ Mar 22 2007, 11:34 AM) |
Is this what this forum is all about? Acting like middle school children who come from a home with out of control children? :blink: |
Which would you prefer? Middle school children or warped neocon cultists who sucker good ppl into forums to control their free speech? It's easy to see that any middle school children greatly wins out over neocon cultists in forums. Say hi to the RA douchebag cult when you return. ;)
Say.... tell your main bitch that her next forum should include AIPAC in it's title. That'll help draw more red and blue neocons into it's fee based membership.
:D
X-ray Delta 1 - March 24, 2007 01:33 AM (GMT)
This happens every time they start drinking the acid-laced koolaid.
They start thinking they are able to fly.
And then they go all over the internet and tell everyone else what to do.
But, I'll tell you what, if she didn't like the pictures she saw yesterday, she sure as hell won't like the pictures she'll see tomorrow.
:lol:
Scout - March 24, 2007 03:17 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (X-ray Delta 1 @ Mar 23 2007, 09:33 PM) |
This happens every time they start drinking the acid-laced koolaid.
They start thinking they are able to fly. And then they go all over the internet and tell everyone else what to do.
But, I'll tell you what, if she didn't like the pictures she saw yesterday, she sure as hell won't like the pictures she'll see tomorrow.
:lol: |
I believe that what they drink XRay is more like goat piss over koolaid.
Here's something else to think about. If this AmWo read the rest of this entire message board, it would have seen that over 90% of the content of this forum deals with political, war, military and most other everyday issues. It simply entered to anti neocon forum to flame and protect it's goat like neocons who operates thruout the internet. These are the same neocon tactics for which we have been exposing.
Debate is debate. Arguments comes from debates. For some, who are true assholes, they get the 'treatment' for which they too have dished out themselves. We just so happen to have an old pet goat, called Acebass who has helped to create a new slang word, Goosebass because of it's actions. He is one who super sucks ass via its beaucop lies and misconceptions while sneaking information back to it's original hitler like neocon operators who have been at this game a long time. All in the name for controlling others..... to influence them in their politics and anti war beliefs while 'acting' like a real Liberal. That's the wicked part of their operations... they smoke up ppl's clear views with such trickery.
I look forward to new pictures XRay. If anything, they provide laughter for us all when it's all in fun. Lord knows we need laughter with all the mess that Bush has created for us today.
:D :P
X-ray Delta 1 - March 27, 2007 06:19 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (X-ray Delta 1 @ Mar 6 2007, 01:23 AM) |
Hey, has anyone seen that wannabe GOOSEBASS around lately?

:lol: |
Whatsamatta' Ace, your feelings hurt or sumpthin?
*sniff sniff*
X-ray Delta 1 - March 28, 2007 10:28 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (X-ray Delta 1 @ Mar 27 2007, 01:19 AM) |
| QUOTE (X-ray Delta 1 @ Mar 6 2007, 01:23 AM) | Hey, has anyone seen that wannabe GOOSEBASS around lately?

:lol: |
Whatsamatta' Ace, your feelings hurt or sumpthin?
*sniff sniff*
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And now back to our story . . .
:lol:
X-ray Delta 1 - April 2, 2007 02:05 AM (GMT)
Wow, I had no idea -

:lol:
Bammo - April 2, 2007 11:42 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (X-ray Delta 1 @ Apr 2 2007, 02:05 AM) |
Wow, I had no idea -

:lol: |
LMAO Bro' - for sure!
Bet there is a circus out there looking for a clown like that!
The "GOOSEBASS" Ace-Hole (Acebass) has many looks I see.
Hang Tough ~
Scout - April 2, 2007 01:09 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (X-ray Delta 1 @ Apr 1 2007, 10:05 PM) |
Wow, I had no idea -

:lol: |
I see XRay found some more family pics of the goosebass family! Where does a goosebass carry it's wallet anyways? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Doesn't the twin on the right resemble a spudhead? We just might have some spud breeders existing in Acebass's genes. I just hope Acebass keeps it legal if so. Moore (OOOPs.. typo) More illegal spuds in America are not good. ;)
X-ray Delta 1 - April 3, 2007 01:49 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Bammo @ Apr 2 2007, 06:42 AM) |
| QUOTE (X-ray Delta 1 @ Apr 2 2007, 02:05 AM) | Wow, I had no idea -

:lol: |
LMAO Bro' - for sure!
Bet there is a circus out there looking for a clown like that!
The "GOOSEBASS" Ace-Hole (Acebass) has many looks I see.
Hang Tough ~
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I think we now know who the village idiot is for Louisville, Kentucky.
:lol: