xmacabrexbeautyx: 'Spiff' is it?
Captain Zi: .. why yes.
Captain Zi: Who's this?
xmacabrexbeautyx: I know lots about you.
xmacabrexbeautyx: Do you know a guy named Ross?
Captain Zi: Oh, I know who you are now.
Captain Zi: Used to.
Captain Zi: I think I even remember you.
xmacabrexbeautyx: I know you on your old name. It turns out, I knew you before I knew Ross. I regret knowing you.
xmacabrexbeautyx: You fucked with my friend. Seriously. Not cool.
xmacabrexbeautyx: No. Shit. You fucked with FAMILY.
Captain Zi: He's not still complaining, is he? :/ Not to be cold yet again, but that was an accumulation of months ago.
xmacabrexbeautyx: No. He's not complaining. You are a cunt.
xmacabrexbeautyx: A miserable fucking cunt.
xmacabrexbeautyx: Who ditches her friends, for guys she just met.
Captain Zi: I'm quite happy, actually, thanks.
xmacabrexbeautyx: Used to be a lesbian, even. Bullshit. Ex gay's? Don't exist. Nada.
xmacabrexbeautyx: I know ALL about you, darling.
Captain Zi: Then do lets have a Spiff session.
Captain Zi: Tell me all about me.
xmacabrexbeautyx: Your a fucking cunt, who tries to change people.
xmacabrexbeautyx: Let's see.
xmacabrexbeautyx: Your a dyke, for one.
Captain Zi: Okay.
xmacabrexbeautyx: Your clearly homophbobic.
xmacabrexbeautyx: Formly used to not believe in God, until you 'found him'.
xmacabrexbeautyx: For this... cult.
xmacabrexbeautyx: And I do know your boyfriend's name is Anthony.
Captain Zi: Sect.
xmacabrexbeautyx: Cult.
Captain Zi: Yep.
Captain Zi: Okay, cult. Woooscary.
xmacabrexbeautyx: So. What makes you so unhappy with yourself, that you made my best friend cry?
xmacabrexbeautyx: Do you still fantasize about other women when your boyfriend is fucking you?
Captain Zi: Ouch, pointy words there.
Captain Zi: Actually, it was more of a question of what made me unhappy with him.
xmacabrexbeautyx: Yeah. You know. 'Cause Ross is just being himself.
Captain Zi: I tried to tell him simply, but he freaked out, so I just had to go away.
Captain Zi: Well, as am I.
xmacabrexbeautyx: I don't buy into this your straight, thing.
xmacabrexbeautyx: You are a dyke.
Captain Zi: Clearly Ross and I weren't compatible if we were both just being ourselves.
xmacabrexbeautyx: No.
xmacabrexbeautyx: You are brainwashed.
Captain Zi: And after a year, you two are still bitching.
xmacabrexbeautyx: I didn'
Captain Zi: I really can't believe it.
xmacabrexbeautyx: Hey.
Captain Zi: Say, how long have you been itching to tell me off?
xmacabrexbeautyx: I came here on my own free will.
xmacabrexbeautyx: A year. I've plotted for this.
Captain Zi: Well, I'm glad I'm worth somebody's time, at least.
Captain Zi: Well, go on as planned. I'm listening.
xmacabrexbeautyx: I remembered your old AIM name.
xmacabrexbeautyx: Googled it. Lead me to your DA.
xmacabrexbeautyx: Which lead me to your new DA.
xmacabrexbeautyx: Which lead me to find your Gaia name, and tonight, I found your YIM name.
Captain Zi: You've got a whole lotta time on your hands. o___o
xmacabrexbeautyx: Nope. It's just no one hurts my Ross and gets away with it. =)
xmacabrexbeautyx: 'Specially not you princess.
Captain Captain Zi: What are you going to do, hunt me? Oo;
xmacabrexbeautyx: =)
Captain Zi: "YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CANNOT HIDE FROM THE MIGHTY FIST OF JENN."
Captain Zi: Let's be real with ourselves.
xmacabrexbeautyx: Dodoism: Hm. Oo;
Dodoism: I didn't freak out either.
Dodoism: I just refused to change. So yeah. Just to make that clear.
xmacabrexbeautyx: Okay.
xmacabrexbeautyx: You first.
xmacabrexbeautyx: Say it with me.
xmacabrexbeautyx: 'I'm a brainwashed lesbian.'
Captain Zi: You're pretty creepy.
xmacabrexbeautyx: I consider that a compliment.
Captain Zi: Anyway, back to being real:

I am what I am, you two are what you are, we aren't compatible, and I tried to just leave it at that.
xmacabrexbeautyx: Though, my Mags thinks I'm amazing, so yeah. =)
xmacabrexbeautyx: Not that easy, doll.
Captain Zi: And I quite clearly remember him freaking out all over my GJ.
Captain Zi: But, okay.
Captain Zi: No worries.
xmacabrexbeautyx: Uhm. Yeah.
xmacabrexbeautyx: You've read the whole bible, haven't you?
xmacabrexbeautyx: Do you eat shrimp?
xmacabrexbeautyx: Wear clothing of more than one fibre?
xmacabrexbeautyx: Grow your own vegetable gardens?
Captain Zi: Yeah, you tried that on me before. Emails or something. I don't quite remember.
xmacabrexbeautyx: Dodoism: Oh yeah.
Dodoism: That.
Dodoism: Well yeah. I did because I was emotional. We all get emotional.
Captain Zi: Yes, yes, and no.
xmacabrexbeautyx: Mhm. Common sense 101.
Captain Zi: But hey, we all fall short.
xmacabrexbeautyx: Quote one, quote them all.
xmacabrexbeautyx: If you are going to adhere to the bible, adhere to it all.
Captain Zi: Look, if he wants to talk to me, he can come and talk to me instead of you having spaz-attacks, you know.
xmacabrexbeautyx: Uhm, hi.
xmacabrexbeautyx: Excuse me.
xmacabrexbeautyx: I came here on my OWN FREE WILL.
Captain Zi: Okay, but still.
xmacabrexbeautyx: Ross wouldn't give me your screen names.
Captain Zi: I really don't like this whole 'telephone' thing.
Captain Zi: Well good on him. He always was rather honorable.
Captain Zi: There were just a few things I couldn't get past. I'm glad he can move on.
xmacabrexbeautyx: Why does the fact that he's gay, bother you so damn much?
xmacabrexbeautyx: You know. Considering you are.
Captain Zi: Is that rhetorical or do you really want an answer?
Captain Zi: Because I will.
xmacabrexbeautyx: Go on.
xmacabrexbeautyx: I'd /love/ to hear your reasons.
Captain Zi: And if you came here for petty flames, I suggest you get it over with. If you want a civilized conversation then you're rather failing at it.
Captain Zi: (Y!M has an italic button, by the way.)
xmacabrexbeautyx: I'm well aware of that.
Captain Zi: It's unnatural and disgusting. Repulsive. There is a particular way that God made things, and transcending that is immoral. We have minds. We were built to build and advance. Technology is no sin, as long as we're not tampering with the natural order of things - as long as we're not playing God. People like you and like him think they can just swoop in and shove things where they don't belong. One way or the other he's going to see how vile it is. You can tell him that when he does and he has his business all lined out, I'd like to see him again. He was a nice guy, really. Honorable, like I mentioned earlier, and rather on the same wavelength as me as far as most things go. But you must understand, I bow to a whole host of virtues and creatures, you two simply aren't in that
Captain Zi: little niche. As far as homosexuals are concerned, though, the mere word irks me. I am ashamed daily for more things than homosexual that I used to be, but also proud that I've gotten past such things.
xmacabrexbeautyx: What do you mean.
xmacabrexbeautyx: He was a nice guy?
Captain Zi: Let's discect the sentence.

He refers to Ross. Was, meaning past-tense, when I still associated with him. I cannot judge now, because I haven't spoken to him for quite some time. A is singular. Nice meaning pleasant. Guy is a slang term for 'man', 'boy', or 'male', where I live.
xmacabrexbeautyx: I
xmacabrexbeautyx: I'm quite clear on that.
xmacabrexbeautyx: He is still nice, he's amazing.
Captain Zi: Okay, but how do I know that? I've been gone.
xmacabrexbeautyx: And you have the audacity to refer to him as dirt beneath your shoes.
Captain Zi: Because of one hang-up, I know that he is.
Captain Zi: But he can get past it too.
Captain Zi: As can you.
Captain Zi: Though you two never would, I know.
Captain Zi: No need to remind me.
xmacabrexbeautyx: It's simply not something I can get over, nor do I desire to.
xmacabrexbeautyx: I'm currently with my life partner.
xmacabrexbeautyx: I take tremendous pleasure in knowing that I am better than you.
Captain Zi: Okay, well, happy day then.
xmacabrexbeautyx: When people want to insult others, it says more about the insulter rather than the one being insulted.
xmacabrexbeautyx: Like I asked you. How long do you fantasize about tits and vaginas, before you can truly get off?
Captain Zi: Well, see, here's the thing about being straight - I don't. (:
Captain Zi: Don't need to fantisize about a thing, by the way, if you know what I mean. ;D
xmacabrexbeautyx: Your boyfriend is atrocious looking, and only pushes me further into being a lesbian. -Vomits-
xmacabrexbeautyx: And you aren't straight.
Captain Zi: Well, your homosexuality is atrocious, and my husband is quite beautiful.
xmacabrexbeautyx: You keep telling yourself you are, though. (:
xmacabrexbeautyx: My being a dyke is quite natural. <3
Captain Zi: You'll see about it later, I promise you.
Captain Zi: You can be proud then.
xmacabrexbeautyx: I don't believe in God. (:
Captain Zi: Well, He knows you exist, but He'll forget all about it when your worthless body becomes a corpse.
Captain Zi: If you want to continue this, I suggest you back away from my Father.
Captain Zi: If not, then have a nice night.
xmacabrexbeautyx: If you can show me proof, undeniable proof that he exists, I'll convert.
xmacabrexbeautyx: You see, I'm in the legal profession- bit of a realist. (:
Captain Zi: There is no proof for your kind, and for mine, none is needed, though I can't get away from it.
Captain Zi: Your proof is in the pit.
xmacabrexbeautyx: It's like trying to sell me a car.
Captain Zi: Though I do wish you well, that you might'nt suffer.
xmacabrexbeautyx: If I can't see the car, touch it, hear it, smell it.
xmacabrexbeautyx: Why would I want to buy it?
xmacabrexbeautyx: Same for God, and religion.
Captain Zi: I see Him everywhere. I touch Him, hear Him, and speak with Him.
Captain Zi: .. though I can't say much about the smell.
Captain Zi: I needn't give you proof.
Captain Zi: You'd need to find it on your own anyhow.
Captain Zi: He doesn't waste His time doing magic tricks for people like you.
xmacabrexbeautyx: If you would like to present yourself as God's salesman, why should I buy into him, without proof?
Captain Zi: Because He is nothing to be bought or sold. I cannot 'sell' God to you. I am not an auctioneer. I do not aspire to go around having conversations with ingrates about the possibility of God. I have people beneath me to do that. He breathed sweet, tender life into your nostrils and set you gently upon the earth and you reward Him by ignoring Him and doing things just to spite Him.

As I told you, you'll have your proof.
No proof comes without faith first. You have to want it.
Captain Zi: Not pretend to want it just to be a bitch.
Captain Zi: He doesn't waste His time, like I said.
Captain Zi: You'd have all the proof you could ever want if you truly searched for it.
Captain Zi: The fountain is free to anyone who is thirsty, but you are not thirsty.
xmacabrexbeautyx: You seem to enjoy pushing him onto people.
Captain Zi: You need only knock on the door to open it, but you only sit on the step bitching at everyone who walks by.
Captain Zi: I tried to help Ross because he was important to me.
Captain Zi: You are nothing to me.
Captain Zi: He refused help.
xmacabrexbeautyx: Oh no. You get me wrong. (: I'm incredibly happy as a lesbian.
xmacabrexbeautyx: And help? What for? He's not ill.
Captain Zi: Therefor, he is no longer important to me.
Captain Zi: He is the sickest kind of person you could ever meet.
Captain Zi: I'm sure you are happy.
Captain Zi: They all are.
xmacabrexbeautyx: I invite you to look in the mirror.
xmacabrexbeautyx: Do not group me together.
Captain Zi: I shall group you freely. You are below livestock. They behave according to nature.
xmacabrexbeautyx: If that is the case, then you are right with them.
xmacabrexbeautyx: You are not straight.
xmacabrexbeautyx: Though I do recall meeting you several... last year, sometime, on AIM, I believe.
Captain Zi: 'scuse me.
xmacabrexbeautyx: You.
xmacabrexbeautyx: Are.
xmacabrexbeautyx: A.
xmacabrexbeautyx: Lesbian.
xmacabrexbeautyx: You cannot change who you are born as.
xmacabrexbeautyx: And you, in fact, were born a lesbian.
xmacabrexbeautyx: You know it. I know it.
xmacabrexbeautyx: Deep down inside of you, you still know you are.
xmacabrexbeautyx: And she doesn't deny it. (:
Captain Zi: She? Deep down inside? Ha! You know nothing of what is within me. She is made of fire and was mated to quite a man before I was even thought of.
Captain Zi: You were born normal too, but have since grinded against the natural order for one thing and one thing only - sex.
xmacabrexbeautyx: Yes, I was born normal. As a lesbian.
Captain Zi: I can see this is getting nowhere.
Captain Zi: Are you done or not?
Captain Zi: You're kind of losing steam.
xmacabrexbeautyx: I believe you owe Ross an apology.
Captain Zi: Tell him I'm sorry things had to be this way.
Captain Zi: But I'm not sorry for the way I am any more than you two are, and I'll not appologize for what I did.
xmacabrexbeautyx: You are a lesbian.
Captain Zi: What I did was upright. I feel sorry that the world is the way it is.
xmacabrexbeautyx: Deny it all you want, it's true.
Captain Zi: Well, you make me want to vomit.
Captain Zi: You'll know me better one day.
xmacabrexbeautyx: Because you know it's true. (:
xmacabrexbeautyx: You are a lesbian.
xmacabrexbeautyx: Now.
xmacabrexbeautyx: Just keep telling yourself you are straight.
Captain Zi: No, I quite like the dick.
xmacabrexbeautyx: Mhm. (:
Captain Zi: And you're behaving like a parrot.
xmacabrexbeautyx: But you think it's 'disguisting' to talk to members of the oppposite sex?
Captain Zi: For a year's worth of plotting, you're not very good at this.
Captain Zi: Yes, I do.
xmacabrexbeautyx: KTOthelloDesires: That person should just be told, in the poetic way of the Internet talk, "Stfu bitch."
Captain Zi: Which is why I decline to.
Captain Zi: Well thanks. I take it to heart.
xmacabrexbeautyx: Your existance? Is worthless.
Captain Zi: .. fragments, dear.
Captain Zi: Form a sentence.
xmacabrexbeautyx: Elipses are three periods, if we are getting technical.
Captain Zi: "Your existance is worthless," would've been lovely.
Captain Zi: Anyhow, go on.
xmacabrexbeautyx: Believe me. I used to be religious.
xmacabrexbeautyx: Then I grew up, and discovered that God is a bunch of crock.
Captain Zi: Well let's hope you really grow up one day.
Captain Zi: There goes the line, whizzing by.
Captain Zi: Goodbye now.